Night and The City (Night and the City)

Jesus Christ!

Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it!

"Hello, Mr. Fabian! How are you?"

I'm fair, and yourself?

Pull 400. That's the daily max, right?

No, Manhattan lets you pull five.

Take out five, motherfucker!

Five? Jesus Christ, do it yourself. Be my guest.

Just do it!

Know what I mean, chief?

Shit! Fuck! Fuckin' New York.

Jesus, what is this city coming to?

I can't even deposit a few bucks.

Hey, Harry, how you doin'?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, baby.

Hey, Fabian,

Fabian, you got a phone call.

Thank you.

I lost my wife because of you, you Jew bastard!

- You piece of shit! - Let me go!

- Motherfucker! Cocksucker! - Get your hands off me!

I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, you motherfucker!

How'd you screw up this case today?!

Get him off me, get him off me!

Fucking bastard! Fucker...

It's your own fault, asshole!

You say a fuckin' lot, cocksucker!

I'll kill you, man!

What kind of fuckin' lawyer... Fuck you.

What kind of fuckin' lawyer are you, man?

The only kind you can afford, you cheap bastard.

All right, you're going with us.

You want me? You want me?

Let me go. Let me go.

I want my wife back, you aimless piece of shit!

I'll rip his fuckin' lungs out.

Come on, man, let me go, let me go.

- Come on, come on. - Get in there!

- You want me? - All you fucking sleazebag lawyers are the same!

And I'm not Jewish!

What the hell was that?

What an animal. For this I went to law school!

All of a sudden, out of the blue... Boy.

Out of the blue, right, Harry?

What, it's my fault, right?

This is my fault we lost the case, right?

I know you think it's my fault we lost the case, right?

Everything is my fault!

See this?

Hey, you all right, pal?

You shouldn't bolt your drink, Harry.

What are you, my mother?

Not yours.

You want to rock me to sleep,

you want to sing me a little lullaby?

What did you say to my wife?

What did I say to who?

What are you talking to him like that for?

What?

What?

I'll talk to whoever I want.

Excuse me? Say that again?

Hey, yo, Phil, Phil, you see this?

Yo, Phil, you see this?

Sanchez whacked some drunk Irishman or something. Some kid.

What Irish? You're talking Irish.

- It's in there. - How do you know it's there?

Grogan O'Grogan from Whitestone.

Gorgon, Ozone Park. Emmet Gorgon.

- Phil, give me the phone, please. - For what?

Just let me use the phone! Phil, come on.

What city, please?

Yes, Ozone Park, Queens.

An Emmet Gorgon, please.

Gorgon, Gorgon. Not Grogan.

Gorgon, like Medusa and the Gorgons.

You know, that's Greek mythology.

555...

9130.

Yes, hello.

Emmet Gorgon there, please?

Gorgon? Yes, Emmet Gorgon, please.

Harry Fabian, attorney at law.

Yes. Emmet, Harry Fabian, attorney at law.

I'm just calling. I read the paper.

Let me ask you something. How's the headaches?

What do you mean, what headaches?

Blurry vision, depression, insomnia, bruises...

What am I talking about?

You know what you got hit with last night?

Registered weapons, my man. Bim-bam, boom-bam.

Now you're a tough kid with balls, I can tell over the phone,

but the law states that a professional boxer's hands...

You know what they are?

They are registered weapons, which you got hit with.

OK, big deal. So you got shoved.

We're gonna sue his ass. You got a girl? You gonna get married?

How much you make a year?

Hey, it's OK. I'm your attorney.

It's legal confidence. It's like telling your priest.

You make 18,5.

How you gonna get married on 18,5?

Where are you gonna live, in a migrant labor camp?

How much? Conservatively, 200-300...

100,000. Mental anguish alone could get you that.

Do you understand?

Mental anguish alone could get you that.

OK, tomorrow you're gonna see this doctor. He's the best.

This guy can do like open-heart surgery with mittens on.

You ready? Pedro Soldano.

S-o-l-d-a-n-o.

No, no, no, no. Don't go see your regular doctor.

This is a specialist in legal medicine.

He is a Manhattan doctor.

Queens doctors is a no-no, OK?

Just listen to your lawyer, Harry Fabian.

The attorneyship is called Fabian, Fabian and Fabian.

Yes, good. You're very welcome.

You're very welcome.

You're very welcome. Good.

Jesus.

What a fucking shyster.

Shyster? The kid's a victim!

Phil, Phil.

I'm gonna clean up, and then you'll see.

- Here, drink this. Get it over with. - What's that?

Cleaning fluid. Get it over with nice and easy.

Sanchez is in Boom Boom Grossman's stable, you putz,

and you're gonna sue him?

Drink this now. It'll be a lot quicker.

- Go ahead. - Boom Boom? Screw him!

You know what? He's the king of the victimizers.

Is he here? Because I'll tell him to his face.

- Is that right? - Yeah.

Is that right?

Go ahead. He's having dinner.

Go on back and kick the shit out of him, bad ass.

Go ahead! Go ahead, tough guy!

Guy goes like this, five people die in Oklahoma...

I told him, see. There he is.

What's everybody laughing about?

That's what I told him. I went over there.

I told him, Boom Boom, I'll kick your ass.

No...

I thought it was you. What are you doing?

What am I doing? Let's go to my place.

I can't.

Then let's go to yours.

What, are you crazy?

Well, where are we gonna go?

Right here.

Harry, I gotta talk to you about something.

About what?

I'm thinking about going out to California.

Yeah? With what?

Well, my brother-in-law's restaurant's going belly up

and I could buy it real cheap.

- With Phil? - With Phil?

No, I gotta get away from him.

I want my own place.

- Bad idea. - What?

You're a New Yorker, like me.

You freak out halfway through the Holland Tunnel.

Bad idea.

I don't know about that.

- Bad idea. - Yeah?

Bad idea.

You're a New Yorker. You're a New Yorker.

You're a New Yorker.

You're a New Yorker.

You're a New Yorker.

You're a New Yorker.

Hey, I'm not making the money.

How many dozen you got?

I got... I got 500.

OK, now tell me again. So, what happened?

He said to me, "What'd you say?"

So I busted him in his head.

I says, "How's your hearing now?"

- Yo! - I'm sorry, Mr. Fabian. I'm sorry.

Let's just talk about this tomorrow, OK?

'Cause we got to think of something

other than the hard-of-hearing defense.

OK? 9:00 all right?

Because I got a 2:30 appointment right now.

I'll miss another day of work 'cause of you!