Gravity Falls

Thirty long years and it's all led up to this.

My greatest achievement!

Probably should have worn pants.

Agh!

Feisty, I like it.

If I finally pull this off,

it will all have been worth it.

I just need to keep playing it cool.

If anyone ever finds out about this...

Yeah, right. I've come this far.

Who could possibly catch me now?

See there, there it is again.

We haven't seen readings like this

for 30 years.

Is it coming from deep space?

An enemy weapons site?

Just as I suspected.

Gentlemen, we're going to Gravity Falls.

Oh, right.

Show time.

Welcome to the grand re-opening

of the Mystery Shack!

Mystery Shack!

We're here to celebrate the defeat

of that skunk little Gideon.

Boo!

Please, please, boo harder.

Boo!

But I didn't catch that pork chop all alone.

These two scams deserve some of the glory.

Oh!

Okay, okay.

Most of the glory.

Smile for the camera.

Your camera's a cinder block, Toby.

I just want to be a part of things.

Smile for a real camera.

Everyone say "something stupid.”

Something stupid!

And don't forget to come to the after party

tonight at 8:00.

We're doing a karaoke bonanza, people.

Lights! Music!

Enchantment! Phoo!

And an amazing

karaoke performance by our family band,

Love Patrol Alpha.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I would never agree to that ever.

Too late, I wrote your names on the list.

It's happening.

Buy your ticket, people.

You know you don't have anything else

going on in your lives.

I'm talking to you, pizza guy.

Don't lame out on me.

Ha! The town loves us.

We finally got that Gideon smell out of the carpet.

Everything is finally going my way.

Hey, Grunkle Stan, now that we have a moment,

I've been meaning to ask you for my journal back.

What? Journal?

Oh, you mean this old thing?

It was so boring I couldn't even finish it.

You didn't see nothing.

Wait, you're just gonna give it to me?

Just like that?

What else do you want? A kiss on the cheek?

I-- I got to go.

Whoa!

I wouldn't mind a kiss on the cheek.

Not gonna happen.

Mabel, we've got to talk.

Almost losing my journal made me realize

that I'm halfway through the summer

and still no closer to figuring out

the big mysteries of Gravity Falls.

Gideon almost destroyed the town

to get his hands on this journal.

But why? Who wrote it?

Where are all the other journals?

What was Bill talking about when he said

everything was going to change?

There's something huge going on right under our noses.

And it's time we stop goofing around

and get to the bottom of it.

Bro, you've looked at that thing, like, a bazillion times.

There's nothing left to discover.

Half the pages are blank, remember?

I just feel like I'm one puzzle piece away

from figuring out everything.

Don't worry, Dipper.

Lord Mystery Ham is on the case.

"I play by me own rules! What? What?"

I don't know why I tell you things.

Do you hear that?

Hey, Mr. Pines, what's that code word

I'm supposed to yell when I see a government vehicle?

Wait, what? Government vehicle?

The Mystery Shack is now closed. Everybody out!

I will not hesitate to use the hose

on the elderly.

Uncle Stan, what's happening?

Yeah, you never shut down the gift shop.

Welcome to the Mystery Shack, gentlemen.

What can I get you? Key chains?

Snow globes?

These rare photos of American Presidents?

My name is Agent Powers.

This is Agent Trigger.

We're here to investigate

reports of mysterious activity in this town.

Activity.

Mysterious activity in the Mystery Shack?

You got to be joking.

I assure you I am not.

I was born with a rare disorder that makes me

physically incapable of experiencing humor.

I don't understand that sound

you're making with your mouth.

Now if you'll excuse us,

we're conducting an investigation.

Investigation.

Wait, wait.

Did you guys say you're investigating

the mysteries of this town?

That information is classified.

But, yes.

Look, between you and me,

I believe there is a conspiracy of paranormal origin

all connected to this town.

We're just one small lead away from blowing

the lid off this entire mystery.

Are you kidding me?

I'm investigating the exact same thing.

I found this journal in the woods

which has almost all the answers.

If we work together, we could crack the case.

If you have evidence of these claims,

we should talk.

We can talk right now. Please, please, come in.

I have so much to show you.

I'm sorry, agents.

Kid has an overactive imagination and, like,

a sweating problem.

Zing!

Paranormal town stuff,

it's just part of gift shop lore.

Sells more tickets, you know.

Pop-poro-po-po.

Swag.

We have other spots to investigate.

We'll be on our way.

I'm confiscating this for evidence.

Smart move.

Wait! No, wait!

We have so much to talk about.

Hold it, kiddo.

Trust me, the last thing you want around here

in a party is cops.

I'm confiscating that card.

And how's about you go be a normal kid?

Flirt with a girl, or steal a pie off a windowsill.

But, Grunkle Stan, you don't understand.

And don't go talking to those agents.

That could have been my big break.

Bro, maybe Grunkle Stan is right.

We're throwing a party tonight.

Can't you go one night without searching

for aliens or raising the dead or whatever?

I'm not gonna raise the dead.

I just need a chance to show those agents my book.

Trust me, Dipper.

The only book you'll need tonight is right here.

Boo!

I say "kara," you say "oke.” Kara...

Kara... Kara...

I could do this all day.

Agh!

Well, the confetti cannon works.

And the karaoke machine has all the best songs.

"We built this township on rock and roll.”

"Danger lane to highway town."

"Taking over midnight" by AmperSandra.

Listen, kid, you do not want to hear this voice singing.

Trust me.

Grunkle Stan, karaoke isn't about sounding good.

It's about sounding terrible, together.

Check it out! These black lights make my teeth look scary.

It's like a crime scene in my mouth.

Come on, you'll love it.

It's not fair.

Finally I meet someone who can help me

solve the mysteries of this town and Stan confiscates their card.

Dude, I probably shouldn't be telling you this,

but I'm pretty sure Stan hides like

everything in his room.

If I go into Stan's room, I could get in so much trouble.

Yeah, you're probably right.

That's what makes it fun, dummy.