Teen Titans Go!

1x15 - Tower of Power

Only two more hours till the 3 AM Zom-Pire movie marathon.

Are you guys as excited as me?

Oh, yeah. Zombies and vampires.

Come on, Beast Boy. Wake up!

We've been waiting all week for this. Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

I'm up!

- Why do they get to sleep? - Starfire is not sleeping. See.

- I am up! - And Raven was just resting her eyes.

- I'm up. - Last warning, guys.

Fall asleep and I Start drawing mustaches again.

Hey, what's the pen for, Cyborg?

- Why is it so easy for me to stay awake? - You are half robot.

There is less of you to get tired.

You know, this isn't the first time

you guys have ruined things with your flesh and blood,

and more flesh.

As soon as I get this baby humming it's vaca time!

Hold this a sec.

Why can't you guys be awesome like me?

Super strength. Fireproof armor.

High jump moves, and power!

Maybe one day we'll all benefit from an accident that

requires us to replace several body parts. But until then...

This is just great!

You know how hard it is to clean

between my sensitive robot parts?

No big deal, Cyborg. We'll just dismantle you,

clean your parts, and put you back together.

Dismantle me? You guys can't even program a VCR!

VCR?

VCR, 1980s device that allowed you to tape

television shows even if you weren't at home.

They mostly used VHS tapes,

even though Betamax was clearly the superior format.

And nobody knew how to program that clock on.

I mean, you had to be like a rocket scientist to figure that one out.

So they always flashed 12:00.

VCRs revolutionized home entertainment.

We can handle this, Cyborg.

Looks like I don't have a choice.

There! Clean as the baby's behind.

It's soft as a baby's behind, Star.

Those things aren't usually so clean.

Yes, I am saying we did an awful job.

Can you just put me back together?

That doesn't go with the...

Be careful with the...

Watch out for my...

Okay, this is not how I go back together.

I don't know. I'm pretty sure that's how I remember you.

- Yup. - Agreed!

Then what about all those extra parts?

Yes. Extra parts, Cyborg. As in, you do not need them.

That's my leg you're sitting on!

Sorry, Cyborg. But we've done everything we can.

You can't leave me like this. It's undignified.

I feel like Webster.

Webster?

Webster. 1980s TV show,

with that tiny kid who was like 40 in real life.

You know, his parents die,

so the dad's ol' football buddy adopts him.

George Papadapolis with his wife Katherine.

But Webster calls her "Ma'am".

There's an episode where he uses a science kit,

even though Ma'am warned him not to.

And he accidently burns down the whole apartment building.

The whole building.

Oh, it was crazy!

I have all six seasons on VHS.

If we can't put your body back together

maybe we can upload you into the tower computer.

Yeah! And then you'd be completely electronic.

None of that gross flesh and blood stuff going on.

You make a compelling case.

Let's give it a whirl.

Okay, that's good. Ow!

I'm on... Ow!

Thank you! Ow!

Getting a little tight in here. Ow!

I'm connected to all the tower's systems.

Air-conditioning, doors, lights.

I control it all.

Raven: Uh, can you please turn the lights back on?