A Nail Clipper Romance (指甲刀人魔)

Some say the ocean never used to exist in our world

it was formed by...

the wandering tears from people's sorrows

I just had a dream

you are awake?

I was about to drown

it was not a dream

you came very close

you cut somebody off

the surfer was about to complain

but then you got sucked under the wave

why did you try to kill yourself, cousin?

I didn't, I was just...

Women, right?

Just find someone else!

Nowadays it's common for women to cheat too

when it happens

we just wave goodbye

why do you need to kill yourself?

I warned you about carman

thin lips

you know you can never trust a woman with thin lips?

You have me and your buddies

everybody came to visit you these past two days

we even wrote you a greeting card

what do we need in life?

Friends who understand and love you, right?

You cannot blame us

who could have guessed that

you would try to kill yourself right before your birthday?

Where are we supposed to get a card for that?

- Hi! - He is awake

- hi! - You are awake!

- How are you? - I am glad you are okay, bro

and for the time being

don't go surfing again

you might get emotional

why don't you lend me your surfboard

what's wrong with you?

Sean, drink some soup

my mom says gingseng soup is good for your recovery

I tried several pharmacies but couldn't find the best

- drink it - no, I don't have any appetite

how can you be like this?

Just have some!

Forget it, don't mind him

it's up to you if you don't want to drink it

hey bro!

See how much we care about you?

Don't mind him

not every woman

ls as bitchy as carman, okay?

- Exactly! - Like Lulu

she has been by your side the whole time!

Beautiful!

How about that, bro?

I have decided to organize

a 5-star party to cheer you up

you can have as many women as you like

as crazy as you fancy

- ouch! - Crazy? How so?

It's for him!

Oh, wait

you look happy! You do!

- You are happy? - You are happy?

- You are really... - You are happy?

I spent three hours on this

and you are happy because of that party?

Cheer up party!

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a making film productions limited production

executive producers Alvin chau Alex dong tam wai pong qin Hong

zhou dong yu

Chang hsiao chuan

editor wenders li

original music gabriele Roberto

director of photography radium cheung

production designer silver cheung

co-producers Cheng Mei lam Florence poon diwu tiefeng

associate producer Kenny chan

produced by pang ho-cheung subi liang

based on short novel "nail clipper monster" by pang ho-cheung

written by luk yee sum duan duan Frances you

directed by Jason kwan

hey! Sean, don't give up!

Sean, do your best!

- Hey man! - Hey!

Take it easy, we're all here to support you

okay.

- Hey! Sean - hey! Connie

how're you doing?

- How're you feeling? - Good

these people helped me through my divorce

I'm sure they can help you too, give them a call

okay.

They are...

This is...

Look, your friend Matt

launched a fan page for you

and tagged all our co-workers

I "liked" the page too

it has pictures and clips from your rescue

when will master be back?

He is already here, right upstairs

master

whose board is this?

Andrew's

it's too narrow!

But master, according to the quotation, it says 12 3/4

we've seen him surf before

he uses his right foot more

its volume needs to increase or it won't go forward

how are you?

I really wasn't trying to kill myself, master

I know you weren't

they all said you were, but I know you weren't

it was a problem with your technique

concentrate on boardmaking, don't surf anymore

master, you are so good at surfing

and at boardmaking

I should learn from you and be good at both too

you cannot force it

everyone's fate is different, we each walk a different path

I've surfed a lot but have suffered many injuries

that time when the board hit my head

I received a message from god

he said, "stop surfing"

maybe he is telling you the same

hey! Don't force it! Stop surfing!

But you were already a champion then

I'm still so bad at it

who would trust a boardmaker who couldn't surf?

Come on

I spent half of my salary on these angels

I never asked for it

I'm too tired to play around now

but I have kept the best for you

so you can experience a world full of women

don't hang yourself over one tree

enjoy yourself tonight!

Make sure he drinks all of it

you got it

hi, Daisy

don't look if it makes you upset

I'm not upset, why should I be?

Who is he to me?

Plus I have no control over him, right?

Cheers! Cheers!

Cheers! Cheers! Yeah! Yeah!

Wait, wait

- what are you laughing at? - What?

Why are men like that?

We can just throw a small party for him

what now? This is nasty!

Miss Lulu

you guys have known each other for years

if he's into you

he would have been yours already

how dare you!

Stop that, okay?

I am just telling the truth

fine, I call this a drug for a drug

you see, carman has hurt Sean so badly

typical methods won't comfort him

so we should use the most absurd

tastiest, most heavenly activity

to get him out of his devestation

do you need this treatment too?

Of course not!

I have you

Sean

he's too drunk, okay?

You can take a break

I can drink!

Okay! Okay! One by one

one by one

hi

Hi, I'm... Sean

pua

pua

hi

- Hi - hi

can you do me a favor?

You speak Chinese, right?

Can you do me a favor?

I said can you do me a favor?

What favor?

Just trust me once okay?

I always drink until I black out

but that night

when I heard the world "trust"

I sobered up immediately

carman's face appeared on my mind again

- i... L... - Just trust me once okay?

- You... - Yeah! Third time!

Thanks

hey...

Each girl makes a different first impression