Save Yourselves!

...that universe.

Because we look this way,

we see about the same number of galaxies this way as that way, as that way.

It kind of looks like we're at the center,

And they're all receding from us.

So, hey, we're at the center there.

You know, but now... We're smarter than this now.

We say, "We're not gonna fall for that," okay?

We've fallen for that one nine times already. We're not gonna fall for this again.

You mean somebody's sitting there in the corner thinking,

"Every time we make ourselves the star of the show, we 're wrong"?

So, we're not gonna make that mistake again.

So, you then apply Einstein's general theory of relativity, and it says,

"If you live in an expanding universe, in this fabric of space and time,"

"No matter where you are, it will look like you're at the center."

So, what? There is no center? TYSON: Yes.

- Every center is an illusion? - Yes.

That's how we could look like we're at the center of the actual universe,

even though we're not,

Because everybody sees the same signature of the expansion.

Now, there's an even stronger argument than the numerics.

Let's look at the ingredients of...

- No. - What?

No, no, no, no. No, no. What's happening?

Oh, my God, this is bad.

Wait, is it North Korea?

AI I my tabs. What?

My tabs!

My tabs, my Internet tabs. They're gone.

Jesus, Su. Did you use my computer?

What are we talking about?

"Adventures in Sourdough,"

"Seven Tips from Seven Master Bakers."

Alexa, pause.

I mean, your computer was closer.

I was making the bread. Jack!

Alexa, play. Just for future reference...

Alexa, pause. ...I keep my tabs organized.

In this case, all of the flights

I lined up for Stephanie, which you just obliterated.

Su, how hard is it to just aggregate all the flights?

I'm sorry.

This is my job, Jack. It's important.

Alexa, play.

Alexa, stop.

You know, in the world, in this city,

There are so many things that are more important.

Okay. What's an important thing?

There's so many.

Name one thing.

Um...

Uh, food wastage. Great, very good.

In New York alone, a quarter of the food is wasted.

And it's not just the wasting.

It's the food scraps that get trapped under other garbage,

And that creates methane.

That's why I always make the exact...

Done already? She changed her mind.

I love you.

That's nice.

Did you mean to say, "I'm sorry"?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

What are you sorry for?

For the thing that you want me to apologize for.

"Su, I'm sorry for turning on your computer"

"and not restoring all your tabs"

"Before I started new bullshit tabs of my own."

Hmm. Yeah, that's it.

Are you listening? Okay, okay.

I am so sorry, Soup,

for deleting all of your tabs, which are very well organized

And I know are very important to you for work.

A kiss here, please.

That's five bucks.

How long do we have before the party?

Why? What do you wanna do before the party?

What... I...

I think you know.

What are we doing?

It's the groom-to-be. Sorry.

Oh, Kylie had a baby.

Ah.

Andromeda's a big wide-open galaxy

Nothing in it for me

'Cept my heart that's lazy

Running from my own life now

I'm really turning some time

Looking up to the sky for

Something I may never find

Stop calling

It's time to

Let me be

If you think you can save me

I dare you to try

Stegosauruses are further from T. rexes than T. rexes are from humans.

Okay, so humans have been around

For 200,000 years, give or take.

Mmm-hmm.

But then dinosaurs, right... T. rexes specifically.

They were 65 million years ago, right? That's 65 million years. Barn.

We're taking it back 100 million years before that,

That's when stegosauruses were popping off.

We're only, uh, dust bags.

You know, it's like our individual lives are meaningless,

If you think about it.

But only if you think about it.

Well, you know, a fun fact about dinosaurs

Is they were actually very small.

Mexico City! That's so hip.

I know.

Ah! Are you so excited?

We're so excited.

We're doing, like, a whole low-footprint wedding thing.

So nothing disposable, no plastic straws.

Get that out. Oh, hi.

Oh, and Cal's parents are flying in

A 12-piece New Orleans brass band, honey.

Twelve-piece. What?

Yeah. My goodness.

We didn't want to do the whole mariachi thing

'cause it felt a little too much like appropriation.

Hey.

Hey!

Stop.

Is that Raph?

There's this volcano there though, it's called the Managua Volcano.

Oh, my God. It sits in the middle of this expansive lake,

Which creates these offshore winds,

Which produces these gigantic waves.

They're like glass sculptures of waves. It's awesome.

So it's perfect for this thing I'm prototyping.

Tubular. Yeah, what are you prototyping?

Uh... It's, uh, 3D-printed surfboards made out of algae.

You know, the bad kind? It's terrorizing the ecosystem out there.

So we're finding another use for it.

We're borrowing inspiration from whale tails.

Wow. That's incredible.

I would love to do something like that.

You know, like, something tangible.

You can.

Well, yeah, but we have jobs and...

Raph was an investment banker.

The lost decade, yeah.

Whoa.

How did you get out of that?

I just quit. You know?

I mean, it was changing the chemistry of my brain.

I was full of a very slow-burning rage for some time.

I think I have that.

Man, Nicaragua, huh?

Living the dream.

Well, you know, I'm back and forth quite a bit.

I've been restoring my grandfather's cabin upstate,

And it's almost done, and...

Actually, this is perfect.

Y'all should enjoy it. You should go up there.

It's always in need of inhabitants.

Uh... I mean...

That would be great. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, only if you want us to do that. So generous.

If you want. Yeah. Great. We like that type of stuff.

Oh. Jack, I almost forgot. I got you something in Patagonia.

Yeah. Me?

My God, it's a rock.

It's a crystal. It's a crystal, yeah.

I thought of you when I saw it.

I know it's kind of kooky, but if you are feeling stressed or angry,

Just hold it in your hand, and it really helps.

Yeah. Cool.

Thanks, Raph. You're welcome.

I want to start a community garden.

I want to get some dirt under my fingernails.

Did you see Raph's hands?

Were they dirty?

No, they were, like, worn, you know?

Yeah.

I want to be vegetarian again.

Yeah.

It really just makes you rethink all your life choices.

Mine?

No, no, like a collective you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I want to be better people.

Like a collective people?

No, like us. Like the two of us.

Oh, yeah. No, that's what I'm talking about.

As she knows me

Are you with me now?

Ah

Are you with me now?

Thank you.

Yeah, we're disconnecting.

Yeah.

Yeah, reconnecting with each other, I suppose.

Hi, Stephanie. This is Su.

I think so.

I'm sorry to bother you on the weekend.

I just wanted to make sure you, um...

Yeah.

...got my e-mail.