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INIVERSAL
""Once in a year, people think that all should be happy""
The bell calling poor children to work in lndustries
Children who should be going to school are managing their family
And this film is dedicated to those poor working children
INIVERSAL
""Once in a year, people think that all should be happy""
""For 364 days, everyone might be planning to destroy others""
lt"s a big thing that at least today they are thinking that all should be happy
ln this station only watch is correct
The train will not come at correct time it will come at 4.30
""lf l had some girl friend, l can have romance with her""
For that l should have born in America
A country which has lots of people below poverty line
How can we expect romance from them
""Today in train, l should cultivate friendship with some girl""
""To pass time, l should make friendship with him""
Don"t you know English? He"s looking fair
He might be knowing Hindi
Greeting for the New Year
Oh! You Don"t know Hindi too!
Happy New Year
You Don"t know this language also
l Don"t know which state he belongs to shit
How will l know?
Because of unemployment problem -
We Don"t know who belongs to which State
"" Brother, wish you a Happy New Year""
What nonsense!
What kind of a person he is?
Did anyone kill him & kept his body here
He is having a big box?
He might be a terrorist
Brother!
""What did l say, to make him cry""
l only wished him Happy New Year
""Did he mistake me, because he cant understand the language""
He is from our place
""On New Year"s day, whole World is happy""
Even the old people are feeling happy
Why a young man like you is sitting morose
Are you not having money to buy the ticket?
ls anybody sick in your house?
""Tell me your problem, l"ll try to solve it""
You cant solve it
"" Brother, Why do people share their happiness?""
lt"s out of selfishness
When they share the happiness it will be doubled
l know that Don"t you have happiness to share with me
Share your sorrow with me it may reduce your pain
You should not be burdened with them
Let it be anything Tell me
l was bom in a small village
That too in a poor family
To appear for the College interview
l came to Bombay for the first time
l got down at this station only
it was an unforgettable day
""ln Mumbai, l didnt have anyone -""
Like friends or relatives
People dont bother about caste religion.status or language
ln Mumbai
For dedicated youngster Who"ve no place to stay -
They consider this seat near Arabian sea as their throne
This Mumbai throne gave a seat to this poor student also
My aim is to study well
ln lndia.fbr Management studies -
No.1 College is Ramachandra
Only rich people are studying in this college
A poor man like me will also get a seat
With that faith. l wrote the Entrance Exam
""As per your suggestions, l have finalised a list""
l assure you, they"ll be the best students
My sister"s son has written MBA entrance exam in your College-
His name is Rahul
He is very adamant to study in your College only
INIVERSAL
Why a poor dog needs education & goal -
""l"ll kill you. if you utter the word """"Education""""""
l will bum you with this hot iron
The whole World is now being ruled by the lnternet
Everything is computerised
Computer hasnt spared love also
""Love, Love, Love, Love""
INIVERSAL
Will you come? Will you send a letter in E.Mail
Will you come? Will you send a letter in E.mail
""For sea,We"ve a fishing net""
""For love,we"ve lnternet""
For every country, there will be a net of love
""Don"t keep """"LO vE"""" as imprisoner in the Prison""
Open your heart & come flying
""You"ve Netcafe here, come fast -""
Now. through Computer Love blossoms
Spread the Love seeds in the air
Let the whole World be charmed by Love
Are you fruit cherry? Will you come?
Will you send a letter in Email?
""For sea. We?ve fishing net For love, We"ve lnternet""
For every country . there will be a net of love
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lnternet is showing a list of beauty Queens
Leave the heart. operate the mouse lf ll show a girl of 18
""No need for swings let us fly, well forget where we are""
Are you fruit Cherry? Will you come? Will you send a love letter in Email?
""For sea, We"ve fishing net""
""For love, we"ve lnternet""
For every country. there will be a net of love
Oh! For that bad figure why are you in tension?
Hey! Who is doing that super wheeling
Who else other than our Rajesh
""ln this age, he wants to do skidding""
""Hey, Professor is coming hide the cigarette""
You are giving good respect to the Professor
who is respecting him?
lt"sto safeguard a cigarette otherwise he"ll snatch it from me
""Hey, you stingy people why are you hiding the cigarette after seeing me""
There should not be any generation gap between us -
""That1 s why, l am behaving with you like a friend""
You people wont allow me to join you in smoking or in chasing girls
""Sir, how did you know the brand without seeing the cigarette?""
The person who can know without seeing is the Professor
And the person who knows after seeing is student
Even by smelling l can know about a thing
He belongs to dog species
You"re calling me a dog -
Tomorrow you come to the class l"ll bite you
lf you hide yourself like this -
""lt will be very difficult for your future husband, to find you""
Be more specific
""Your name is Roja, you"re sitting in the Rose Garden""
How will your life partner find you?
""Now, who is bothered about him?""
""You"ve faith in Astrology, isn?t it?""
See this
""lt specifies that, you"re going to meet your life partner today""
What? s wrong with it?
Nothing wrong
But. did you see the news?
Someone committed suicide because he was ditched by his lover
""Don"t you think, its foolishness""
His birth becomes meaningless
Some people may be born as ordinary human being-
And make their life purposeful
Love!
Must have been his ambition & he gave his life for it
l think. His death was worth while
lf people start dying for love like this -
""Then, nobody will be left in this world""
Because everyone do love at some stage
Everyone may love but it may not be true love
Suppose if you love someone & you Don"t get him
lt may be nice to hear but it wont be practical
Then. for him if you give up your life
Or if he doesn?t love you
That is true love
l?ll do what l say
""lf l love someone, like people who love someone & marry someone else -""
Definitely wont be an ordinary girl like that
Do you have sense?
For an ordinary Rose. you want to give your life!!
lnstead of these Roses other roses will be available
Will you get your life again? Get lost!
""ldiot - Go away, Go away""
Dared to save the flowers
Hey! What happened!
l am looking for the person who called out my name
What did you say?
l am going to give an excellent lecture on Business Management
And make all of you big Business men & lndustrialists
Hey! That?s the name of the movie Will he find out
Where are the students?
""They have gone to """"Net Cafc??""
""These dogs want ? Nescafe""""""
""lt?s not """"Nescafe"""", it is """"Net cafc"""". That?s the computer centre""
One computer is equal to 1000 Lecturers
Sir. this classroom has such a big window
But we are not allowed to look at the girls of the next building
But in the computer
There is a small window
lf you open that be friendly with
All the girls of the world will be at your beck & call
What is this Shat Shat
""Who is this Shat, to which place does he belong to?""
lt is not Shat lt is Chat
Talk in a such a way that l can understand
Through Computer we can love also
lf you come you can get even your life partner
Hai pal - Hai
What are you doing?
You are always after studies switch it off
l wont
You wont listen to me eh..
What do you want me to do
We will catch girls through Chat
Chat Window is opened
lnsert some name
Give a duplicate name to avoid trouble
Why shouldn?t we give the original name?
some girls will like sexy & friendly conversation
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