Knight Rider

Aw, come on. Captain Jack Harkness.

Torchwood, doctor who?

Nothing?

Isn't captain Jack gay?

He's not gay, he's bi.

Or omni sexual, if you prefer.

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Save some for me.

Nice pom-poms.

Captain Jack Harkness.

You trying to tell us something, Billy?

What?! No.

I-- What are you looking at?

Hate to break the news to you, Lisa...

But you and Katie look nothing like the pixar lamp. That was just mean...

I think you guys look great.

What-- Now you're mocking me.

Receiving encrypted message.

Encrypted message coming through.

Who's it from? Decrypting now.

CIA. It's a video message from an operator.

It's faint and degraded, like it's being blocked.

Reset the frequency.

Repeat...Instruction-- Can you enhance it? I'm working on it.

Zoe, give him a hand. Put it up on all screens.

Whoa, this thing is live.

Billy, boost the signal.

Re--Re-- Request immediate extraction.

Repeat, request immediate extraction.

My cover's been blown.

Verify this.

Looks real.

Where is he? Don't have a location.

What about a locator beacon? Doesn't appear to be on.

Why the hell wouldn't he have it activated?

Maybe he can't.

Try a remote trigger.

Nothing.

Zoe, get me the cia.

I'm losing the signal.

Hang onto it. I'm trying.

The CIA put me on hold.

Code name samhain.

What did he say? Code name samhain.

Samhain?

Cross-check that code name.

Let's identify exactly what this is.

No match on the code name.

Run anagrams.

Running anagrams. Crap!

Somebody's jamming his signal.

The coordinates are-- He's giving coordinates.

The coordinates are...

Happy Halloween.

I got all of you. That is awesome!

Aren't you going to rip him a new one for that?

Actually, I thought it was pretty funny.

You need to learn to loosen up, Sarah.

It's Halloween.

I gotta loosen up?

This from the man that never smiles?

I'll see you at the Halloween party.

And good job on the mission.

Nice work. Both of you.

Hey, guys, we are gonna try to climb above this storm.

See if we can get some smoother air.

Code name samhain-- The ancient celtic festival Halloween is based on.

He got us good.

The video message was Mike.

He just sent us the footage of his setup-- Look at this.

Where is he?

He's up in the air vents above the tunnel.

What's in his mouth?

A relay transponder.

So we wouldn't know he actually sent the message from the plane.

He's good.

The boy loves his Halloween.

He certainly does.

How long have you been planning this?

Months. What are you, 12?

Michael, I do not understand the immense personal pleasure you find in...

Frightening your friends. You're supposed to scare each other on Halloween...

Nor do I understand the lengths to which you are...

Willing to go to achieve your goal. It's called trick or treat...

But you did not give them the option of treat.

That's because I like trick better.

Halloween's his favorite holiday, Kitt.

It's always been.

What is your favorite holiday, Sarah?

I like fourth of July for the fireworks.

And...

Thanksgiving for the food.

But I love christmas.

Because of the presents?

I do like getting presents.

I have one for you.

Do I look stupid?

No, Sarah, you do not

What?

I'm so not opening that.

It's probably full of spiders or something.

It's a present, Sarah.

Okay, I'll open it.

Happy Halloween! Ha ha ha ha ha!

It reminded me of trick or treating with you when we were kids.

That's why Halloween was always my favorite holiday.

'cause you were there.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Eww! Mike!

God...

There seems to be no length to which you will not...

Go for a Halloween prank, Michael. Absolutely not...

Who are you supposed to be?

Captain Jack Harkness.

The time-traveling bisexual?

The one and only.

You look nothing like him.

Can you give me a hand?

Not a big fan of severed limbs.

It's for the Halloween party.

I'm gonna get Mike this year.

Payback?

Oh, it's a long time coming.

When he was in high school, he took my car apart piece by piece...

And then put it back together on the roof...

Of my lab I had to hire a crane to lift it of...

I'm gonna get him this year.

Come on, Zoe, let's make our rounds and then we will hit the party.

Wait, you forgot your appendage.

I hate flying in bad weather.

Look, Kitt. Somebody's scared.

Hey, Kitt, have you decided on a Halloween costume for the party?

Yes, Sarah.

Do you think anyone will recognize me?

I think you look great, Kitt.

Yeah, that's a-- That's an awesome costume.

Personally, I would have went more for a vampire look.

You do know, Michael, that there is no such creature as a vampire.

You never met any of the girls he's dated.

Are you implying that Michael has dated bloodsuckers?

Be nice, Sarah.

Let's just say that Mike doesn't always make the best choice.

But at one point, his choice was you, Sarah.

I believe I have said something that made both of you very uncomfortable.

No. Not at all.

It has caused your hormone levels to rise dramatically. Kitt...

Once again I am detecting a release of pheromones.

Kitt, you've gotta stop doing that.

Doing what, Michael?

The invasion of privacy... Kitt.

I cannot understand why you two cannot get it together.

This room's unlocked.

Good one, dr. Graiman.

This part of your plan to get Mike?

No, wait, I didn't have anything to do with this.

Mike...

Very funny, Mike.

What?

Dead tech in the mainframe room.

Dead tech. What are you talking about?

That's awesome.

How long can you go without blinking?

Come on, blink.

I won't tell.

Come on

Whoa, that dude's really dead!

Oh, nice one, doc. You almost had me.

I don't think this is a Halloween prank.

What, you're in on this too?

Somebody accessed the mainframe.

This is great.

See, Kitt, this is what Halloween is all about.

Get Carrie. We have an internal breach!

Michael, I do not believe this is a Halloween prank.

Dr. Graiman appears to be truly frightened.

The mainframe has been compromised.

An internal breach means-- I know what an internal breach means, Kitt.

Dad. Zoe!

Kitt, get the chatline back up!

I am unable.

What just happened?

Three shots were fired at Dr. Graiman and Zoe.

The probability of a fatal hit from that range is 97%.

Emergency lockdown.

All personnel, please remain at your workstation.

External communications suspended.

Repeat external communications suspended.

Emergency lockdown.

All personnel, please remain at your workstation until futher notice...

We have three people down. At least three shots were fired.

Kitt, what's happening?

The entire complex has gone into emergency lockdown, initiated by agent

Rivai, who is following FBI protocol for a situation such as this...

The suspect is armed and dangerous and trapped within the complex...

Approach with extreme caution.

Apprehend with extreme prejudice.

Try re-establishing contact.

There is no communication into or out of the complex, Sarah.