Teen Titans Go!

Return the eye of hamashabi to the museum, jinx,

And we'll go easy on you.

-(all growling) -(clanking)

You can try and take it from us.

Or you can save everyone in the museum which we've rigged to blow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, little guy!

Why would you go and do something like that? That's dangerous.

Because now you're gonna have to choose!

Us, or them!

That doesn't seem very fair, if you ask me.

It's not supposed to be fair! It's a diversion.

So we can, you know, get away.

Well, you should be ashamed!

Your actions are quite underhanded.

Yeah! That's why we did it!

To be underhanded!

Gizmo, cloak us.

Titans, go!

-(beeps) -(shatters)

Explosives disarmed.

Priceless artifact retrieved!

Bad guys captured.

Basically, we win. Again.

And you know why? Because cheaters never prosper.

Never ever.

Great win out there! This, of course, is no time to rest on our laurels.

We have bigger fish to fry.

You mean...

What else could I mean?

Defending our title as dodge ball champions?

All right! Ah!

Yay!

Yeah, boy!

That's right.

League starts up again in a few days and we've got to be ready!

Perhaps this is the year you will let raven and I

Participate in the dodging of balls.

Yeah. It's a complex game, star.

I wouldn't wanna put you out there until you're ready.

"complex". You hit someone in the face with a ball,

And you hit someone else in the face with the ball.

I know! Is there a more perfect game?

Hey! Who wants to see the new uniform?

-Ooh! -(audience applauding)

Ooh!

Ooh!

Team titans is gonna be looking sharp, yo!

"team titans"? What a super, super name!

Who came up with that again?

That would be me.

Wow. You replaced "teen" with "team".

-Mind blown. -(explosion)

Looking good out there is gonna take more than fancy uniforms.

We'd better practice...

All: Our victory dance!

Yeah, boy!

Oh, yeah! (chuckles)

uh, shouldn't we be practicing the actual game?

Psst! Practice? She talking about practice? Yeah, we got this.

Reigning champs, baby!

Nobody can stop us.

Yep. Looks like easy pickings again this year.

Oh! Then why can't you let starfire and me play?

You know exactly why, raven.

I'll consume your souls for that, mortal swine!

But I have never eaten any of our opponents.

Maybe not the opponents.

Look, we know you're not happy sitting on the bench.

But trust us, we've got a plan for you two.

Oh, really?

You'll be our secret weapons.

I always wanted to be a secret weapon!

We might come up against a team that we won't be able to beat.

And then, just when they least expect it, we'll unleash you two.

Cyborg: Boom!

You have no intention of playing us, do you?

-Uh-uh. -No. You ate someone, remember?

But you can help us with the team titans' theme song when they introduce us!

Announcer: And now,

-Team titans! -(audience cheering)

Both: Team titans!

Great job on the "team titans go" part!

No one sings the same words over and over like you guys. No, they don't.

-Announcer: And now! -What's that?

Your starting lineup for the h.I.V.E. Fivers!

the h.I.V.E.!

Announcer: Weighing in at 2,500 pounds,

He's a hulk with the most bulk.

He's big, he's strong, he looks like king kong!

Here's mammoth!

Standing only 3'2'',

But packing one genius iq.

He may be short, but he's a killer on the court!

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dwarf with a jet pack.