Better Call Saul

How about a special discount?

For the next two weeks,

non-violent felonies, 50 percent off. Yeah.

- Okay. - I'll take one.

Yeah. That's for you. Fifty percent off. Yeah, all right. Now we got some takers.

There you are. Yeah. Who else? Fifty percent off. There you are.

- Fifty percent off. - Dude, that's almost half.

Hey! You bastards!

Fifty percent off!

Money, money, money!

Money, money, money.

Yeah!

Yeah! I got my money! Yeah!

Yeah.

Get back here, you little bitch!

I'm okay!

Fifty percent off!

- Yeah! - Woo-

What?

- Dude. - What?

What day is it?

Tuesday?

Tuesday?

- What? - You know what that means?

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Baby, what's happening?

What's happening, baby?

Get off of me, man.

It's okay.

Come on, man. What do you want from me?

I switched the stuff. I played it all like he told me.

No.

No.

What are we doing?

Come on, man. Don't.

You got five people in there.

Too bad.

Hey, wait! Wait. Wait.

Hey! Hey, wait! Wait. Hey, wait!

Why is he doing this?

Hey, why is he doing this? I did everything.

Wait.

Please, man. Please, man, please, no. Please, no.

Please. Man, please.

Please, man.

Okay.

I get it.

Just tell me what you want me to do.

Lalo Salamanca.

I need to know where he is going.

What he is thinking.

What he's planning.

I need to know what he's going to do before he does it.

I've been trying, okay?

He doesn't tell me shit.

He's just keeps talking about some guy named Werner Ziegler.

And some gringo "Michael." That's it.

Gain his confidence. Make him rely on you.

How?

Find a way.

My father has nothing to do with this.

I'll find a way. I'll make him trust me.

Okay?

Your pop's a nice guy.

Yeah. Sure. Ahem. Let me see if I have this right.

A Mr. Bertram Moran, aka "B-Mo,"

claims that you solicited him for the purchase of narcotics

when, in fact, you were simply enjoying a Big Gulp in the park

when he approached and attempted to sell to you.

I got a live one. Ahem.

Yes, PJ. Go ahead.

Kim, sorry. My side is too full.

I'm gonna take some of those back to Mrs. Nguyen's.

Yeah,

Well, I think I got the specifics.

I'll call you later.

Geez. A chatty one.

So, hey, how's it going with, "Cold Finger," the mini-fridge mastermind?

Did you get a trial date yet?

No. He took the deal.

He took the five months?

Yup.

You were right, as usual.

Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.

Yes, miss. I...

No. Well, that's not right.

Yeah. Go on.

Can you hold for a moment? Kim, how about dinner and a movie tonight?

I'm... Scampi and Scorsese because they got After Hours on the Classic Movie Channel.

I love that one, but, we'll have to see. I might need to stay late.

Okay. Just let me know.

Yeah. I'll see you.

Yes, go ahead. There's something about a minivan?

- Kim. - Jimmy, what are you...?

There's something I gotta show you. It's just three blocks from here.

Look, I... Sorry.

I know you gotta get to work. This will only take a couple of minutes, please.

Drive. If we go right now, it will be over like that.

- Which way? - Take a right.

There. Right there.

- The white one? - Yeah. That one. Right there.

Jimmy, we're not buying a house.

Maybe not today, but doesn't hurt to look, does it?

I drove by this place like a week ago, and I'm curious. Aren't you, just a little?

Look at all that space.

Hey, you're doing great. I'm gonna be doing great. I got 45 clients.

Forty-five? How are you gonna handle all that?

I got a system, but can we just look?

They're not even open yet.

Yeah, well. They want to sell this house. They'll let us in.

All right.

Hey, folks. Do you mind signing in?

There's a guestbook right over here.

You know what? Could we do that on our way out?

Sure.

Just take your time. Have a look around. Let me know if you have any questions.

- You got it. - Thanks.

Man, look at all this wall space.

Imagine a plasma TV mounted right there.

One of the huge new ones.

Hey, this would be a big change, but we could make it our own.

We could host movie nights.

Some comfy chairs and smell of popcorn in the air, and...

And check out these countertops.

Yeah.

Blue. Is this quartz?

I read somewhere that it's good for healing.

So good for healing.

Hey. You know that, "50 percent off" thing I said I wouldn't do?

Well, I did it.

I, told a few potential clients. It just kind of slipped out.

Don't worry. I know these people.

They're not gonna do anything because of some stupid discount.

But it was a bonehead move and I shouldn't have done it.

Okay.

Jimmy, I know you were trying to help,

but I don't want to lie to my clients.

Are you talking about the fridge guy? That was a dumb idea.

I mean all my clients.

Of course. Absolutely. Never again.

Oh, my God.

- This is the closet of your dreams. - Our dreams.

Sure.

Where are my Louboutins? Louboutins? Louboutins?

Hey, check this out.

- There's jets. - Yeah, it's like a mini spa.

That would be so nice after a long day on our feet.

Yeah. And two sinks. So plenty of room for brushing.

And spitting.

Hey, you gotta see this.

I mean, look at all the nozzles.

Yeah. Is that what I think it is?

Steam?

But, how do you get it going?

Maybe the water's shut off.

Maybe.

Hey.

Quit it.

You're... Very mature. Very mature.

Thanks again.

Nice house?

Yeah. Maybe someday.

Hang on, Tio.

Excuse me, Mr. Salamanca.

Would you give your uncle some of this? It's Fizzy K. He needs to hydrate.

Fizzy K?

It's just a vitamin solution. It's very berry, his favorite. Right, Hector?

- Thanks. I'll make sure he drinks it. - Thank you.

Look, Tio.

What's he doing?

He's building something.

A tunnel...

A lab... maybe a vault?

He's preparing for something big.

He lies to me with this shit about the Germans.

Maybe Eladio and Bolsa believe it but I don't.

But what can I do?

They don't give a shit. As long as he makes them cash.

What?

You mean the money?

Right...

The money.

As long as he brings in the money, he's protected.

Gross, Tio.

This is shit.

Let's see. Better, no?

Yeah?

Mike, hi. I'm sorry to bother you.

No, no bother, honey. What's up?

I don't know what your work schedule is like these days.

I'm still making my own hours.

Well, I just got called in.

- Emily's busy, and... - No problem.

Are you sure?