The Kardashians

Previously on The Kardashians...

Big guy's sleeping.

Amari has one of the most severe types of epilepsy.

He looks good, though.

I feel like I'm equipped with the tools

because of what I went through with Lamar who couldn't walk,

who was bedridden, who couldn't speak for months.

I thought I was busy before.

Do you think Kim would wanna do her own show?

-And... -Oh.

I have a lot of exciting things coming up.

I don't know how you'd fit that in with your life,

but we'd have to figure it out.

You know...

My sister recently passed away.

You're my best friend and I couldn't live without you.

And I've spent an awful lot of time worrying about my mom.

For right now, I just have to learn to live in the moment.

The Kardashians are here!

Spend lots of time with my children, my grandchildren.

And that is my recipe for Kris Jenner right now.

Kitty, you shouldn't be on the table, you're making me look bad.

Hey!

Hi, Kenny!

- Oh, a cat. - Yeah, that's Baby.

-Hi, Baby. -Come here.

Baby's very friendly.

I like to hang out with them, but I'm also allergic.

So much is going on. I just turned 40.

I'm going to London in a few weeks.

Tristan's little brother, Amari, is almost 18

and I feel like we're always so busy

that when we do have time to be with one another,

I take such advantage of it.

- -Mm!

Mm, salud.

- Here we go, here we go. -Bless you.

-Oh, it's the cat's fault. -Yeah.

Well, they're hypoallergenic cats.

- -Mm!

Oh no.

"No cat is completely hypoallergenic...

-...but Russian Blues rarely shed fur." -Well, there's hair all over me, so...

Well, rarely.

Kendall, she loves you.

I had a chance to see the Khloé and Lamar moment,

but I'd love to sit with Khloé when Kylie is here and just deep dive.

Next time.

Considering I'm the therapy pusher of the family,

are you doing weekly therapy?

-Mm-hm. At first, she wanted... -Um...

...to see me three times a week. Now, we're down to...

Khloé, oh, my God, what's wrong with you?

A lot.

-Whenever I talk, she's like, "What?" -No.

Like, her eyes and her mouth is sort of open. I'm like...

-Khloé... -Then I'm registering,

"Maybe this isn't normal what I'm saying."

Everything I do, she's like, "Okay, well, work... we'll unpack this."

-And I'm like, "Unpack what?" -Well...

I just keep talking like I'm supposed to talk

and I don't know what I said that worried her so much.

I went through a car windshield when I was 16.

-Oh, my goodness. -Um, I actually hit my head

a couple times more after that.

I feel like I'm doing pretty great, I'm just talking.

"So, how's your dad?"

"Which one?

One's dead and one turned into a girl."

I have, like, Complex PTSD.

Like, I'm just tellin' her things.

Khloé has a fear of whales.

Why is this whale season?

It had to have been somewhere in her childhood

that I went really, really wrong somehow.

That is way too close for my comfort.

- - I saw it!

-Did you see it?! Oh, my God! -I saw it, oh, my God!

So sorry, Khloé.

I'm resilient, I'm strong, I'm powerful, I have head trauma.

But I'm not, like, a serial killer. I don't know.

I would think, like, serial killers have to go three times a week.

How many times do you go to therapy a week?

-Once. -Mm.

Maybe I won't tell people that story anymore.

I'm going to New York on Monday, and then I go on another college tour.

Nice.

Arizona, Colorado, Texas.

-That will be fun. -Yeah.

-Arizona? -They're, they're so fun.

Mom is so funny.

I was saying, like, "Let's go and do this wilderness thing,"

and she was like, "I'm scared, we can't do this.

What if no one's gonna... What if we get really lost?"

I'm like, "Ya think we're gonna get really lost, Sherlock?"

- Yeah. -Like...

There's this place, like, this guy puts on these, like, survival courses

and, basically, you get dropped off somewhere

and you have to make it from point A to B.

Wait, wait, wait. You, you lost me at, "They'll drop you off somewhere."

Think Troop Beverly Hills.

I've never seen Troop Beverly Hills.

-Oh, my God. -I'm ashamed of you.

And I was like, trying to explain to her about Troop Beverly Hills and da-da-da.

First of all, says she's never seen Troop Beverly Hills.

What? I thought that was, like, literally the essence of our family.

Thank you.

Hello?

Did you know Mom has never seen Troop Beverly Hills?

It's a lie.

-She, like, put us on to that movie. -No...

'Cause she's Phyllis Nefler.

She is.

Let's make her watch that. She will think she's on acid.

-Anyway, she is on another planet. -She just doesn't wanna do it.

Clearly, doesn't wanna do it.

It's a girls' trip. You don't have to do anything, by the way.

-Hi. -She's on a fake phone call.

-So, scratch that idea. -Well, I just did, um...

I just drove down from, like, up north all the way down

through Oregon and then through California back home on, like, an R... in an RV.

I don't think I knew this.

-Yeah, have you been to, uh, Joshua Tree? -No.

It's near Palm Springs. It's really cute.

That sounds cute.

I think an RV adventure would be really fun.

I don't know that we could get everyone's schedules aligned

to all be there at the same time, but I do think it could be cool.

Let's see if Mom's into this.

-H... Ooh, glamarita. - Oh, my God.

-Hey. - Kendall!

If we decide, and give me a real answer,

because I'm sick and tired of you guys flaking on me,

if we went on a one-night RV trip with the whole family,

would you be down for it?

Can I have my own RV?

No, Mom, the point is for us all to be together.

Who's cooking?

We haven't thought... I-I don't have any of the p...

It was just...

Um...

I'll, I'll go, yes.

Is that a guaranteed yes?

I'll bring the snacks and the answer is yes.

Thank you, I love you.

I could do an RV trip.

I just wanna do something that's different,

something that will build memories with us that we can talk about.

I don't know if it's fun, but it's memories, it's exciting.

We're... We'll have fun 'cause we're gonna be together.

-Bye. -

Kendall, you're just encouraging her.

-Well, no. -No. Mm! Oh no. Oh no.

- -Mm!

Do they want me here or here?

You can go wherever.

...wherever you wanna go.

I know I look like a businesswoman, guys,

but I am a stay-at-home mom.

Oh, it's my pajamas, and then I just decided I'm too lazy to change.

When I say 10 o'clock, I mean 10 o'clock.

But you could see how one would think

-that maybe we need to have... - Ten means 11.

- Yeah. -Yeah, in the past, yeah.

-Kourtney's a new woman. -I'm ready.

Hi, you guys.

-Hi. -Hi.

-Lauryn. Nice to meet you. - Lauryn, Michael.

- Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. I'm so excited.

-Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you...

Simon has asked me to do this podcast for Lemme,

which is The Skinny Confidential.

While the baby's sleeping, I'm just very efficient

and on it these days to just get things done

so that I can get back into the bubble.

I am, like, on another planet.

Like, I have baby brain.

- I get it. -I'm, like, in a different world.

I don't know what day of the week it is, to be honest.

I love baby brain.

I mean, I don't know exactly, I'm not a scientist,

but, supposedly, so that you... m-moms focus on their baby,

you can't really think of other stuff, and it's true,

because I can't really think of anything else.

So, when you guys decide to launch this brand,

part of the allure, it sounds like, is that you're able

to be fluid at your house and do what you wanna do on your own terms

without having to be out and about everywhere.

My focus is raising my kids, that's just my life.

But then, I'm also a great multitasker and I do love it.

Anything that I'm doing with the brand truly does not feel like work.

How do you guys wake up?

What's your morning routine?

Um, we sleep with our baby.

Can you tell Michael all the benefits of this

'cause I wanna do this if I have another baby.

- Here we go. -Well, my mom was saying this to me

last night 'cause she's not...

-She's a bit resistant. -Right.

I go back and forth because I'll lay there with my daughter