Shoot, Gringo... Shoot! (Spara, Gringo, spara)

I already thought you snuffed it, Stark.

Nobody lasts more than ten days in here.

You're a tough cookie, huh? Congratulations, my friend.

But I don't think you'll try to escape one more time!

Because next time...

...I'll let you rot in solitary!

Get up, Stark!

Leprosy!

- Stark! - Hi, Warner.

Excuse me for entering through the window.

But I was thinking that maybe it's too busy on the other side.

I'm happy to find you in good health and charming company.

- Get lost. What do you want? - Shut up, stupid bitch. Be quiet!

I'm glad to see you.

I know that they transferred you to the prison of Yuma.

- That's right. - Didn't stay there too long, though!

Eight months.

A shorter stay than you might have expected.

Don't say things like that, Stark.

The instance I heard that they brought you to Yuma...

...I was looking for a way to get you out of there!

I swear it, Stark!

But now I see that you managed on your own.

You took yourself quite some time, Warner.

No, listen!

We were friends, we are friends and we'll always be!

Friends help each other out. Maybe you need something?

You want money?

There you have some!

He killed Warner! He killed Warner!

We caught Stark, Your Excellency. He broke out of Yuma.

He came back to Pueblo Rocko to kill Warner...

...a desperado who supposedly betrayed him.

He killed another four men and also one of us.

A tough bastard, Your Excellency.

We had 15 men out to get him.

What are we going to do with him, Your Excellency?

Stark...

You broke out of prison.

You killed five men, one of mine among them.

- I can't be merciful with you. - I asked you for nothing.

Let's go.

So he refused to come with you, right?

Yeah, Mister... um, Your Excellency.

He also chased us away and threatened us with his gun.

We couldn't do anything about it, Your Excellency.

He's bound and determined to stay with these people.

And if you're sending out others to convince him...

...they won't be coming back, he said.

He's on the territory of the United States, you know?

Wait!

Bring him inside!

You can go now.

Stay.

You can rest later.

Untie him.

Untie him!

Did you change your mind?

I need a man like you. Follow me.

I have an assignment for you.

A deal you will only benefit from. Sit down.

Whiskey or tequila?

What are you drinking?

- Tequila. - Whiskey.

My wife an I, we have a son, Fidel.

He left us...

...to join some band that's lead by a certain Major.

Fidel is a hothead...

...who prefers the life of an outlaw...

...to the riches and the conveniences...

...that his status would grant him.

His mother has no life anymore, her worries drive her insane.

She cries day and night...

...and waits in vain for him to come back home.

I'll give you 5,000 dollars and also your life...

...if you bring him back.

The Major, Charlie Doneghan, I know him well.

My son was deceived. Fooled by someone...

...who made him think of a life of predation and mischief as nice and adventurous.

But we...

...can't live without him.

- Well, you want some nuts? - Yeah!

Take some.

And I'll eat this one!

Now I'll show you how to shoot.

What's up, boy? Got itchy fingers?

No, Sheriff.

I was just playing around with these boys.

Hey, now it's my turn!

Hello!

Long live bride and groom!

Long live bride and groom!

Honestly, I like this party a lot!

Long live bride and groom!

Major! Your hat!

- Nobody moves! - Come on, get lost, kids!

Now the game's turned serious.

Come on, Monty! Get the donkey out of the way.

Why die that young?

My compliments. A great show, Major.

Without this comedy, you would have never managed to steal my money.

That money doesn't belong to you, York.

It belongs to the jerks who bring it to you every night.

As the owner of the local casino you'll surely be happy...

...to pay a little something into the cash box of the civil war veterans, right?

Search him thoroughly. So nothing stays in his pockets.

Sure, sure...

You may also have my watch, if you like.

There, take it...

Hey Major! I've never seen a watch like this before!

You wind it up.

What did you want with that derringer? Shoot me?

York, don't you know that you shouldn't shoot an old soldier in the back?

I should have known that the shot was a signal!

Thanks, my boy!

I'll always carry it with me.

I like watches that show for whom the bell tolls!

Come on, hurry up. We'll get the money and ride off.

Adios, York.

Thirteen! I won! I'm so lucky, I won the jackpot!

I won, Major! I won! I won! I...

Stop it, Pik!

But I want to play a little more.

I won...

I won!

Come on, boys, let's go and cause a little commotion!

Hey, Fidel! Let's go!

Fidel... let's go!

Evening, my friend.

Fidel, come on, let's go! Fi...

You care for a drop? A little sip?

No?

I'd love to, you know... But I have no time.

Don't tell me you care more for those nuts than for me.

No... Never ever, my favorite little nut!

Where is Sheila?

Come on Marco, why don't you take a sip from this?

This is an especially exquisite drop...

Sheila! Where are you?

Sheila!

Come here!

The little missy is quite comfortable here.

Who do you think you are, boy?

One who never had much appreciation for show-offs.

I have to admit, you got guts, my friend.

But I will rip your guts out!

Come on, quick! Go, get the sheriff! Move, hurry up!

Oh, what's going on? Fidel! I'm coming! I'm coming, Fidel! I'm coming!

That was quite a slip!

Peace! Stop it! Stop it, boys!

You're trashing my entire saloon!

And my face, too!

Easy! Easy, boys!

Easy!

Freeze, all of you! I said stop it!

If you don't stop right now, you're all going to jail!

- Let's go! - Who are you anyway?

One who has no appreciation for show-offs.

We can't get away through the door. There!

I said freeze! Stop it!

Let's get this one thing straight: This duck is mine.

And don't you eat it! Are we clear?

Looky here.

My old buddy Stark.

- You managed to break out, didn't you? - Yes, it just took me a little while, Charlie.

Well...

- You still got that old rifle. - Yeah, and you still got your handgun.

Yeah.

The war will never be over for you. Right, Charlie?

As I can see, you assembled a small private army.

I'm a natural born soldier.

But this boozer Grant didn't even make me a corporal.

Back in the old days, I fought wars to enrich the government.

Now I'm fighting a private one to enrich myself.

Where did you find him?

Half way between life and death.

Yeah, that's his specialty, it really is.

You can stay with us, Stark. And I'll make you lieutenant.

- Captain? - No, thanks.

You know, I can't make you a major, that's already me.

I have other plans, Charlie.

Alright, let's drop that subject. You want something to drink, buddy?

Trumpeter!

Beat the tattoo! Move!

Alright now, let's see if you deserve your pay!

- Shall I shoot as well, Major? - That's not necessary, Gunther.

You already shot three men in training.

One dollar!

Redcliff!

Fire!

Bad...

Real bad.

I'm sorry, but you won't be able to afford tobacco and women this time!

Three!

Thank you very much...

Four.

- Seven! - Shit.

One, two, three...

Now it's my turn to shoot, Major. At the ace of spades.

- But you're an 1-dollar-shot. - I need 100 dollars, Major!