Urban Legend

Good afternoon, my twisted friends.

We have quite the show for you today.

Is it going to be the fire of Ashes,

or will it be the chainsaw with Buzz?

Or do you want to see the magic of The Magician?

There we are.

Who's it going to be?

Who's it going to be?

Come on, my darlings.

If you want to have a say in who gets to play,

then get your tips in.

Don't be so cheap.

Majesty's watching.

-Time's almost up, my friends. -

Five, four,

-three, two, and one. -

Great choice.

If you like what you see, leave Your Majesty a tip.

No, no, no, no...

Stop! Stop! What is this?

No, don't do it!

God, no!

No! No!

It's over.

Believable, right?

I told you I'd bring it.

Whew!

Whoo!

Well, that was a, uh...

...a super freaky experience, but, uh...

...it was kinda awesome.

This is, this is clever. Did you make this?

Did you make this?

Can I keep this?

No.

- Oh. -You were very convincing.

But this is where our arrangement ends.

-Yeah, no, sure, no. -

Hey, whoa...

See, we know where you live,

-Mr. 22 Brook Street. -

We know where you work,

and we know where your kids go to school.

Now disappear.

-Understand? -I understand. I understand.

That's a wrap.

So, how'd we do?

Mmm, numbers are still down.

You know, I was thinking, we should be brainstorming.

We need to come up with some new ideas, new characters.

What about...

What about a clown?

Uh, there's extra in here.

-Just my way of saying thank you. -You don't...

Thank you.

Look, Max...

There's not a lot of people that can do what you do,

and it's been working, but...

Man, we gotta find a way to make our audience grow.

I got some ideas.

Brainstorm while I'm cleaning up.

Do you want help?

No. No. Go home.

- -Okay.

Night.

- -All right.

Let's go make it safe.

Shh, Hulky, I've gotta get this right.

Here we go.

What do you think, Hulky?

Should we cash some in?

Yeah.

I'll just seal it.

Can I help you?

I need to see Jackie.

There's no Jackie here.

Go get my daughter now, you idiot.

Listen, bitch.

There's no Jackie here.

Ever wonder what 50,000 volts feels like?

Pretty please.

Go get Jackie now.

Jack.

What do you want?

I wanna help you.

It's a bit late now.

I'm working on something that could change your life.

Can we go somewhere private and talk?

I have nothing more to say to you.

Will you at least take this, for protection?

The only thing that I need protection from is you.

All right, guys!

It's five minutes. Let's, uh, let's wrap it up.

I'm locking up. You guys good?

All right, uh...

Ladies, have a good night.

See you tomorrow.

-Good night. -Good night.

Good night.

See ya. Hey, you.

Great work today, really.

Really loved it.

Aw, come on, guys.

All right, okay.

Two minutes, all right? Then we gotta head out.

Hey, Margot.

Just, uh, two minutes. I'm just locking up.

Two.

Everybody gone?

Yeah.

So, I've been thinking about it,

and I have a theory why we're losing our audience.

I think we need to change the types of victims that we cast.

I know you've been against it in the past,

but I think we need to try a woman.

I brought you some options.

Now, they're all great, all of them believable.

But, Amber, here...

I think she'd be a great fit.

I thought you said everyone was gone.

Yeah, I did.

Who's there?

Good evening.

Oh, please, take a seat.

Sit down.

Sit.

It's such an honor to finally meet you...

...Majesty.

Oh, I'm a big fan.

All that Bitcoin I put into your pocket...

Well, now, I want it back.

What the hell are you talking about?

This whole operation is .

Now, what would happen

if your loyal viewers found out?

I want my money back...

...with interest.

So...

How much of that beautiful Bitcoin

has this freakshow earned so far?

Uh...

Hmm?

- -

- -How much, pendejo?

I don't know.

I'm just a hired hand.

I don't, I don't know about the business. Please...

Oh, so, you're the boss?

What the hell do I need you for?

-No, no! -

So...

...boss.

What's it gonna be?

If you kill me, you get .

True.

But, what if I killed your daughter, instead?

- -Uh-uh-uh-uh.

I just want the Bitcoin.

Now be a good mommy, and little Jackie gets to live another day.

Prove to me she's not hurt.

Yeah?

Let me see the girl.

Okay.