Morvern Callar

Hello?

Who?

No. No, this is Morvern Callar.

Morvern Callar.

M-O-R-V.

Mm-hmm.

I don't see anybody.

No.

Yes, it's the station.

No, no, I'm not from here, no.

I've lived here for years.

I was going to make a call.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm sure she'll be fine.

Yeah.

OK, then.

OK, thanks a lot. Bye.

Oh, aye, merry Christmas.

Sorry.

- Where have you been? I'm freezing to death.

Sorry.

Where is he, then?

He's not coming.

And why not?

He's weird.

What's that? Jackie?

Who's Jackie? - I found it.

Lucky bitch. It's gold.

What's up with you?

Here. Take this and shut up.

- OK, boys, this time we'll play for Joan of Arc.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hey, sexy. - Arsehole.

Merry Christmas.

Where's your man the night, then, eh?

- At home. - All right.

Don't tempt me.

Hello, Morvern.

Long time no see.

I thought you'd have been over to visit us by now.

Sorry.

- What have you done with Dostoevsky tonight?

He's at home.

You leave him at home?

In the kitchen.

They're gonna their heads kicked in.

Where are you taking us?

I told you, .

Come on.

Hello.

Woo!

- I told them my leg won't stop shaking, and then they said,

"Do you wanna go to the hospital?"

I said, "I don't know what to do

because my leg won't stop shaking."

Is this your house?

It's a really nice house, isn't it?

I like the bath.

D'you reckon we can get any more?

D'you reckon we can get any more?

D'you reckon we can get any more?

I reckon he's got some. I reckon he's got some.

I reckon he's got some.

I reck, I reck, I reck, I reck, I reckon he's got some.

I broke my nail.

Ask them. They might have seen it.

Have you seen my nail?

It's a sparkly blue nail.

Excuse me, have you seen my nail?

Look.

She's lost her nail.

Excuse me, everybody, but I've lost my nail.

I've fucking lost my nail.

It's nice. No, I think you've got a nice smile.

Don't worry about your smile.

How much do you like American people?

I said, have you seen my boyfriend?

I've lost my boyfriend.

Have you seen my boyfriend?

When you can sit on your own and not really say anything,

I think that's when you know when you really love somebody,

when you can sit on your own and not really say anything.

You know?

- What are you doing out here? It's freezing.

Oh, shit.

How are you feeling?

Not too good.

That's the island where my foster mum is buried.

I'm fucked.

Ooh, I need a pee.

I do.

I need it. I need to do a pee.

Ooh.

I'm freezing.

Let's go to yours.

No, I don't wanna go home.

Hmm. I know what you mean.

A merry Christmas, hen.

Happy New Year, Gran. It's New Year.

It's New Year, is it?

Och, I thought it was Christmas.

I'm only winding you up, Granny.

Ah, get off me, toerag.

Put the whistling jenny on and we'll have a cup of tea.

Right, Granny.

- A three-letter word meaning, um, what is it, neighbour.

Och aye. What would we say instead of neighbour?

Pal.

Pal. Three-letter word.

Pal. That's right.

I know, Mum, but it was snowing.

Well, Morvern's not got a phone.

Look.

Right.

Right.

Just shut up.

So what did you get me for Christmas, Granny?

What Christmas?

Thought it was the New Year.

Och, away with you, and have a hot bath, the pair of yous.

What are you gonna tell him?

You can tell him you crashed at mine.

Lanna.

What?

Summat bad's happened.

Huh?

You're not pregnant, are you?

He's gone.

He's left me. - What are you talking about?

He's left me.

- Oh, he's probably just in one of his moods.

He's not.

He's really gone.

He's never coming back.

He's gone where?

Gone where?

Don't know.

To another country.

Another country?

You're not making any sense.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Is it something to do with me?

What?

- I'll get some more towels. You look tired.

Are you going deaf or what?

I was buzzing for ages.

Sorry.

Merry Christmas, pet.

Oh, Lanna. I didn't get you anything.

I'm sorry.

Don't be daft. It's no big deal.

Come here.

And don't worry. He'll come back.

Lanna Phimister to bakery section.

Great.

I'll meet you at Menzies at nine, right?

Can Lanna Phimister

please make her way to bakery section?

- Don't worry. He'll be back, tail tucked between his legs.

Loose carrots at 69 pence a pound.

Thank you for shopping at Pennysaver.

Hello.

I'll get the snow off my boots.

Are you looking for Lanna?

No. I was kinda wondering how you were.

What are you doing here?