A Paying Ghost

'A Paying Ghost.'

What? - What? - What are you looking at?

Nothing. - There is no harm in looking.

It will be better if you tell me the reason. - Hey!

Whatever!

Tell me. - They have come back from their walk.

Look behind. - What is this?

Hey, just.. - What?

I'll meet you tomorrow at the bus stop. Bye!

Oh!

So? Is there any progress?

Yes! For one round

we take less than nine minutes.

Then why don't you propose to him?

It's fine if I don't get married.

But he should make the first move.

Madhav has no water at his house, but he doesn't leave soon.

He is relaxing to the fullest.

Thanks!

"My darling!" - Casanova!

"My darling!"

"My darling, I beg of you!"

Madhav!

Madhav.. - Yes.

Can you lend me Rs. 500. - More?

Please!

Look, the previous one and this one

will add up to Rs. 1000.

I'll return it to you in two days.

You know very well, I always return the money.

Okay, please come in.

How many days will you fill water in this manner?

Talk to Mr. Ganpule.

What do you want to talk about?

Yes, Madhav, what do you want to ask me?

I'm standing right here.

Nothing.

Kinjale..

If you have no work, come and shave my beard.

'Hello, Madhav!'

'Have a minute to spare?'

Who is it?

Darn that Ganpule.

He insulted me in public.

Kinjale, did someone come here before you?

No. Are you lending me the money? - Yes.

Here you go. - Thank you.

Should I deal with Ganpule tonight?

Will I get water if you do so? - All right.

I offered to help you. It's fine, if you don't want it.

'Madhav, I had some work with you.'

Come on, let's go.

You?

Ma'am! Sir! Get up!

What! - Oh, my!

I want to marry Vrinda right away.

Oh, God!

Mom, why are you feeling shy?

I'll get a handsome son-in-law like Madhav. Oh, my!

Mom!

Vrinda!

What do I tell her? - Come on.

Go home now. - Yes - What! - That will cost Rs. 15.

Don't you have to go to work today? - No. - Tomorrow..

I'm already late.

Listen! - Yes.

I'm taking him to the doctor. - Okay.

Go home.

Madhav, buy Microlax. - Yes.

You'll get it for Rs. 450 today.

Sell it in a week's time.

You'll be a millionaire without moving a muscle.

Oh, God! Let's go. - Microlax..

Come on. - Microlax..

Hey!

Madhav.. - Oh, my!

"Darling!" - I'm getting late

to go to work. - "Darling!"

"Darling, I beg of you!" - Okay..

"I beg of you."

Cartoon! Cartoon! - Hey!

Hey! - Cartoon! Cartoon!

Cartoon! Cartoon.. - Okay.

Cartoon! - Oh, God!

No, sir. Don't do that at all. - All right.

For next nine to ten days

stop having onion and garlic completely. - Is it?

You'll have to stop this as well.

On the 11th day, you will get lucky.

Sage Jamble is very powerful.

What happened to the earlier sage? - True.

He landed in a mess. - What? - What?

He eloped with his disciple. - What!

Anyway.. Madhavi, where is Madhav?

I don't know.

Mr. Dhariwal wants all his records updated.

Today itself.

Sir, the records would contain details of last six years.

How can I give it in one day?

It is difficult.

Madhav..

You are not married like us.

Right? Work overtime.

The company will sanction the amount.

Earn some extra.

How much is it? Is it Rs. 500?

Let me count it. One, two, three

four and five. Yes.

Madhav.. - Yes. - Give the donation.

What for? - What do you mean? For the festival.

Donate Rs. 1000.

Lord Krishna's festival is two months away.

What do you mean?

We've to raise the pot 12 storey above the ground.

It's our tradition.

Tradition? - Yes.

Can you even

spell the word 'tradition'?

I'm in no mood for lectures. Give me the money.

I'm only donating Rs. 200. - I knew it.

That's why I asked for Rs. 1000. Give it here.

Hey! Where is the receipt?

Ask for it after the festival.

Come on, let's have some lunch. Come on.

I'm coming. Just a moment. - Where is Vasant.

He is eating already. Get up.

Get up. - Yes, just a..

Madhav, the boss has called you.

Tell the boss, Mr. Madhav will come after lunch.

Fine, I'll tell him. - Hey!

Wait! Tell him I'm coming. - What? - Yes.

Are you a regular employee like us?

You are an officer too, aren't you?

Let it be. What difference will two minutes make? - Oh!

You..

Go ahead.

I'll be there soon. - Okay.

Sir, may I come in? - Yes, Madhav.

This is for you from the Head Office.

What is this? - Love letter.

Transfer letter. - Oh! Which place?

God knows. Look, Vasant..

I don't want a transfer now. - Hey!

How is that possible?

Is it fine if he gets transferred?

Vasant, please help me out.

You know people at the Head Office.

Let's eat now. Come on.

Will you tell him?

Thank you.

Have your lunch.

Madhav, what is the meaning of this? It's so late!

It's time for me to leave.

I'm almost done. Wait! - What is this?

Come on, I'll take you out for dinner tonight.

No, I don't want to have dinner.

Give me the money, I'll have my dinner.

Is that fine? - Yes.

Take it. - All right, I'm leaving.

Oh, God!

'Jai.. - Yes.'

'For how long will you meet me like a thief?'

'What nonsense! Am I a thief?'

'Shut up.. I love you.'

'I love you.. - I love you, too.'

'Oh, my sweet darling!'

Hello! I've some work with you.

Yourself? - I had spoken to you in the morning, too.

Who are you? - My name is Gajanan Ekbote.

Mr. Ekbote.. - I'm your uncle's tenant.

I used to live here in this house. - Oh! No..

That guy has passed away. - I never said I'm alive.

N-No..

I-I.. - Hold on..

Madhav, do not fear at all.

How can you say that? You appeared

at an unusual time and tell me you're Mr. Ekbote's ghost.

Just a moment. Did I trouble you?

Did I hit you, or did anything unusual?

No.. - Then?

What work do I've with you? - What?

What work do you have with me? Oh, my!

Madhav, whom are you talking to?

He can't see me. - What?

Are you all right? - Yes..

Should I drop you home? - Yes.

No.. - Are you sure? - Yes.

I'm fine. - All right. - Listen..

Come on, let's talk at your house.

Madhav, since morning I went around the whole building.

It is just the same. There is no change. - What!

Oh! Yes..

It is for middle class people like us.

Nothing should change. Oh, my!

The keys..

Save me, Lord Ram..

What happened?

The key is with Dandwate.

Are your house keys with Dandwate usually?

No, I've one with me. But I forgot it inside. - Okay.