Decoder

Here's another one of the hardcore ones.

Really?

You should look through his lie detector test.

Available to you anytime.

You have to speak louder. I can't understand you.

What is your location?

Please copy.

Try number 2.

Copy... please copy!

Well, use poststralle, what do I care?

It's there for you to use.

You must be joking.

You normally have everything under control.

Play the music, you know how it works.

Play the music.

Code of the day?

You must be joking.

Well...

Did you get anywhere?

Would that satisfy you?

You should eat something proper before heads start rolling.

You weren't behaving entirely correctly back there.

And this isn't coming from me.

This is coming from higher up.

You don't say.

Maybe you should have said something earlier, no?

All of the seven deadly sins, for their sake!

Who's that?

Is this relevant to your mission?

A lot.

Well, I don't know.

No offense, but...

I think you should go on a vacation.

Why?

What could be more relaxing than working with you?

Tell me, did you dream anything?

No, nothing.

I did.

I can't really remember. It was more like a feeling.

It had something to do with you.

With today. Do you really have to go there?

If you don't know who the enemy is, you have to be very careful.

Hey, you assholes. Get lost.

How do I look?

- Hey! - Look at you!

Not too bad, right?

Almost looks like my gas stations attendant's hat

can you get free hamburgers now?

The idiot is back again.

This is bullshit.

I got the job. I'm starting tomorrow.

Here? Are you crazy?

What do you want? I don't wanna hang around anymore.

You don't need to work here.

You get five marks an hour and what's going on here?

And what do you do? You stay out all night.

That is none of your damn business.

Why? In the end it's about the money.

Now I can buy some more stuff!

Besides, if you don't like it...

Piss off.

Yeah, I'm gonna do just that.

Good evening.

Good evening.

One of your girls.

Who?

I think... her.

Oh, her. Too late, she's done for today.

Her address?

Forget it.

Explosives, incendiary bombs and their...

Machine gun fire taught them a better lesson.

Hello, some beers please.

A malt beer for me, please.

Two beers, coming up.

You gonna get wasted again?

No, I won't.

One gentleman, the Japanese consul,

was unteachable and refused to change his mind.

- I have no money. - Seriously?

That would be twenty Mark, please.

Do you have anything to pitch in?

Stop, you're not to touch the till.

Alright, thank you.

Bye.

See you.

Of course, I'm telling you.

Every time I played my new tape it stopped.

You've got a problem. Stay away from that shit.

Well, you're not listening properly.

That's right.

Have I told you about my new death frogs?

I could train them to be frog assasins.

So they can bite off men's cocks?

Sure, why not?

But apparently castration doesn't solve the problem.

Did you know that lady di actually gave birth to a frog?

I read somewhere that they're a symbol for fertility...

Or the fluid that comes out when your water breaks.

In Mayan culture they were a symbol for the vagina...

"Mucho" or something like that.

Moms against muchos.

I think the McDonald's m looks like a mother's tits.

Big, soft and round.

How about this: Super-technician seeks attractive female...

Big breasts wanted. Marriage possible.

Meetings daily at h burger.

And why not at the peepshow?

Don't start that again.

Got a light?

Don't. Not now.

You sounded so nice in my ears.

Why, we rarely see each other.

We don't have to constantly see each other

and why? I don't bite.

No, but it burns. At the peepshow, sometimes...

I feel like I'm burning under a magnifying glass.

- But you never get burned. - No.

And you know why? I think I have super powers.

The other day, there was this guy. He had eyes like a laser.

He wanted to slit me open or something like that.

But... somehow, I made it.

People...

With...

Bad teeth...

With herpes...

With skin diseases, with eczemas...

And with tattoos...

Will obviously not have direct contact with customers...

But where?

In the kitchen.

Exactly!

Don't forget that!

What should our appearance be at work?

Clean shaven, clean fingernails, clean teeth and fresh breath.

Every day.

To combat body odor, I use deodorant.

At work I wear black shoes and black pants.

And I have a proper haircut.

Just like this one.

One more time.

The physical appearance...

Of our service staff.

Is...

For our customers...

Of the highest importance!

And that brings me to the main question.

What makes h burger better than...

All of the patties, buns and the garbage of our rivals?

The h burger is made of 100 % German beef.

It's free of any additives, preservatives...

Binding agents and is grilled without any grease.

And anyone can watch us cook! We have nothing to hide!

And that's why it's absolutely essential to...

Hot only to always maintain your personal clothing, but...

To always make sure that every single kitchen appliance...

Isin impeccable order!

And smile! Smile!

After all, we're selling happiness!

Tell me, did you dream anything?

I can't really remember... It was more like a feeling

it has something - can't really remember.

It was more like a feeling.

Can't - can't remember. It was more like a feeling.

I think I'm capable of super powers.

Capable of super powers. I'm capable of super powers.

He wanted to slit me open.

Slit me open.

Slit me open. Slit - slit - slit or something like that.

Eyes like a laser.

Like a laser -

laser - laser - laser...

You know exactly why this can't happen with the tapes.

This is the third time I've seen them lying around.

Do you understand?

You know how important this is.

Make sure it doesn't happen again!

Didn't I tell you to lock away this cassette?

If someone gets their hands on this...

Let me tell you: It would be a disaster.

In the future, you're going to lock this cassette away!

Understood?

Yes.