The 7th Dwarf (Der 7bte Zwerg)

Once upon a time, long ago in Fantabularasa

- there was a baby - who was a Princess.

But then this mean old witch showed up at her christening

and put a curse on the Princess.

If she gets pricked by something before she turns eighteen

she and everyone in the castle will fall asleep just like that.

Nighty night! For a hundred years!

Unless someone comes along

or someone without a horse

who loves the Princess a whole bunch and gives her a kiss.

- But her dad - the king

is still really scared

the witch might come back and prick his little girl.

That's why he made her wear this suit of armor.

That must have been really uncomfortable.

And she had to wear it all the time,

even when she was almost a grown up already...

- in the castle... - of Fantabularasa.

So you've lost the key to your chastity belt again?

Fear not. We've all been there.

Mosey on down to Jebediah Runkelsteen's, the fastest blacksmith in town.

And if bed bugs are keeping you up at night. Burn your mattress.

Duh!

And now for the weather forecast our very own druid. Steve...

Princess?

- Rose? - Jack!

You're in danger!

Dellamorta! She knows about our love!

- Dellamorta? - She knows about you!

Is she here?

She has ears everywhere.

And you are the only one who could lift her curse!

You have to hide!

Hide? Where?

Somewhere safe.

Somewhere she won't find me.

Let's tarot it!

Here! In the deep Underwood...

- beyond the seven... uh... - Beyond the seven hills?

Yes. Beyond the hills in the green wood shade...

where the 7 dwarfs their dwelling have made...

I thought that's just a fairy tale.

You'll be safe there.

Stay there until the celebration here at court is over.

And in case Dellamorta's curse should...

come true, then you, my hero,

will come back and save me and the whole castle

with the kiss of true love.

Yes, that's true. I love you, Rose.

Here! For you!

Wear it close to your heart! This way, I'll always be near you.

Are you alone, Rose?

Er... yes, of course I am, Daddy!

Well, who are you talking to then?

Nobody. I'm just... e... practicing my speech

for my birthday...

Right. Very good, my child.

Guys! We need to get back to basics.

It's fairy cake time

Oh, ho, how!

It's a pretty good day For cake.

If you're in a hurry Take a break.

And bake a birthday cake.

Forget about your troubles That's the deal.

Take some sugar Take some meal.

For real?

And we'll feel fine.

For the start we're gonna Need some lard.

- Farina and wheat. - Ls all we need.

Everybody bake on my command!

One, two, three.

Four.

Seems like a pretty good day.

For a tasty cake.

Get the butter Baking powder.

Speedy!

Sing a little bit louder!

Delicious!

It's a pretty good day For cake.

If you're in a hurry Take a break.

To bake a birthday cake.

Oh, oh, oh.

Forget about your troubles That's the deal.

Take some sugar And some meal.

For real?

And we'll feel fine.

Seems like a pretty good day For a tasty cake.

Whip the cream!

Mix the dough.

Speedy-

Hurry up and don't be slow.

It's a pretty good day For cake.

If you're in a hurry take a break.

And bake a birthday cake.

Ho, ho, ho.

And all we need To finish the job

ls an apple on the top

on.

Where's Bobo?

- Hey! - Oups!

Hello, I'm kind of lost.

I'm Jack, little man, and who are you?

Hello Jack little-man. I'm Bobo.

Be careful, Bobo, your shoelaces are untied.

Oh no, not again...

No worries. I know how to tie my shoes.

Wow! Good.

We're baking a birthday cake for Princess Rose

and I'm supposed to pick the apple to go on top...

For Rose? For my Rose?

Ah, oh, what a nice song.

- Bobo! - Just a minute Jack.

Bobooo!

Wow! Thanks, Ja! Eeh... Jack?...

Jack Littleman?

Bobo's still not here

I'm sure he'll be here any moment now...

- Bo... - Yahhhh...

Got it! Safe!

Bobo, you klutz!

The cake is ruined. Do you know what that means?

Cake fight!

Very funny. I'm not...

What are we going to give Princess Rose for her birthday now?

No problem. I always keep an emergency cake in my feast aid kit.

Seriously?

One for all...

and all at once.

Put me down! Let me go!

That's not funny!

Delicious.

What are you going to do with me?

If you plan to eat me, let me tell you I taste horrible.

I know what I'm talking about. I work in a kitchen.

Let me go!

Princess Rose has sent me on a mission, which I must fulfill.

She's the love of my life! Surely you know the meaning of love?

Burner!

Dellamorta! YOU!

Soon, I'll have my revenge, kitchen boy.

How precious!

Up you go!

It's too bad that you won't be there to see my wrath. Isn't it?

You will not touch a single hair on her head, witch!

Temper, temper...

You won't even get into the castle what with all the guards and stuff.

You may be right, but what if I am inside it already...?

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go.

Being a dwarf, It ain't it so hard.

Dear, hipi, hapa, houp, hapless, finder.

I lost this mirror in the woods.

But I hadn't noticed yet that it was lost.

Which means, I won't be cooking, eh... looking for it.

So if you want, you can use it as a bluevtagroup.

Birthday gift, for the princess.

But we already have a present for Rose!

Not anymore...

Huh?

Hmmm... this could be a highly sophisticated trap!

On the other hand

How could we distrust something with such an adorable ribbon?

Well, there's that. Okay, let's load the mirror up and forge ahead!

Yeah

What do you think, does size really matter?

Oh, yeah.

Cinderella, what went through your mind when you lost the shoe?

- I guess my foot's gonna get cold. - Over here, please!

One minute! One minute!

Smile, please! Oh fabulous, I love your smile. I love it!

Watch out, dwarf!

Welcome to Red Riding Hood TV...

Everyone who's anyone is here. I see Puss in Boots...

So, where are the pussies?

- So I says to her, you wanna kiss me, - Frog Prince...

eat a mint. You never know, one thing leads to another...

Ali Baba and the 40 thieves...

Everyone is gossiping about whether or not

Princess Rose will succumb to the witch's curse.

Will she prick her finger and fall into a 100 year sleep...

along with the rest of the court? What do you think, Wolfie?

Well, first, I have to say, You look delish.

Oh oh, what's that? Birthday Girl's BFF is just arriving.

Huh...?

Wow!

- Snow White! - Stop!

No pointy objects!

Oh, no! A dwarf never takes off his hat. It's bad luck.

They're with me.

Don't worry, sweetheart.

You know the way to the V.I.P. entrance? Have a great night.

Not a chance!

Drop your gifts on the gift table, dwarfs.

Excuse me... don't mind me...

oh, oh wait! Watch out! Please don't step on it!

I designed this as an emergency escape for Princess Rose.

It has the latest in slide technology!

Nothing can go wrong...

- Daddy...? - Oh my darling,

you look radiant in that dress...