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Who will be first?

Heleen, quicker, quicker. You're behind.

Emile, you're behind. Faster, Emile.

I'm first.

We're there.

Come on, help me.

Here.

Mom, come and help us.

Coming.

Heleen, hey. You're back.

Eggcakes? -Yes.

Turn this.

Yes, there.

You better go now, Heleen.

Sex is just like eating a sandwich.

No, Quinta, it's not like that. Fuck off.

What's the matter now, Clemens? -I'm tired of this bullshit.

What is it? The dick goes in the cunt, right?

You know all about it, don't you?

They had a fight.

I know.

Is sex really the same as eating a sandwich?

Shut up, I want to sleep.

Mom...

He said that he can't take it anymore, because I...

While he, while I was laying in the hospital with a hernia,

... he was with the babysitter...

With Pia?

And with Els in the bath.

And then he gave me that fucking vibrator.

You're the only ones I still have.

Emile.

You can always call me, you know.

Bye, father.

Bye. Let's go.

No, don't do it, Han. -Don't do what?

"SEX IS JUST LIKE EATING A SANDWICH"

What an idiot.

You need to get undressed, silly.

Really?

Look out!

I'll wet you.

Stop! No!

Are you staring at me?

Hello.

You can loan it. It's good.

Better than "Burning Love"?

Much better.

Goddamn it, what an ugly guy.

He looks like that German teacher.

I'm sure he also has bad breath.

Damn it.

Don't you like to kiss?

You?

I need to go home.

Don't forget it.

Bye.

I'm glad to get rid of it. I never liked it.

Who buys a purple couch? Who?

Enjoy with that Ilona.

Emile, don't behave like a maniac.

Emile.

Emile.

And another one. -It's almost falling.

OK, another one.

Don't fall down. -No...

You're OK? -Yeah.

Hello. -Hello.

Is there something wrong? -No.

Let me help you. -No.

Goodbye, Axel. -Bye.

I'm going to get another crate.

There she is.

OK. Bye.

I made a new bookshelf, together with Heleen.

We put the books inside, and she thought of the shelves.

I drew many flowers, and she did the family and the mirror.

It's really beautiful.

Very very nice.

I'm really proud of those shelves.

And the drawers, and I had books in the back...

but now there are real books there.

Heleen.

This is a friend of mine.

I'm Steve.

It's nice to meet you, Heleen.

Hello, Heleen.

Do you see something new about me?

In! -No!

Do you see something new about me?

I have a boyfriend.

You should also look for one. Then you won't need to kiss girls.

I also have a boyfriend.

No way. -Yes.

Who is it, then?

Who is it, then?

Keep your hands to yourself, lesbo.

Hi, Heleen.

This is Ilona. You know her, right?

Yes. Hello, I'm Ilona. How are you?

I need to...

Meet Herman downstairs. I'm be right there. -Goodbye.

I'll come in a moment, OK? -Yes. Bye.

Hey, love.

Where's that from? -I found it.

Come on, put it away.

You bought that thing for mom.

It's just crazy that she tells you everything about our love life.

It's crazy.

Stop it.

This is from your hernia, right?

Did they cut you open completely? -Yes.

This is from the swimming pool. -Yes.

You were 10 years old.

And what happened in that car accident?

Dad was driving.

And I wanted a cigarette. -And he didn't want to give it to you.

No, and then I wanted to take one myself, so I leaned over him...

...and somehow he made a very strange movement

...and kaboom, boom, we crashed.

You like that story, don't you?

I want to introduce you to someone.

Do you know Onno?

Onno and I are in love.

This is my daughter.

Hello, Heleen.

Emile, stop it...

Mom.

Mom.

Sorry.

Hey, beauty.

Wear something next time.

Onno doesn't like this very much.

We're going. Bye.

Bye, Emile. I'll be right back.

Does it frighten you?

Your big tits? sure. -Idiot.

Stan told a lot about you.

Stan?

I changed my name.

Stan says you're the secret key to his soul.

I don't think so.

But you are his oldest friend, aren't you?

I don't have any friends.

Let's go. I already have all your stuff.

Heleen, are you coming with us?

We're going to sail in a canoe. -No, you go on.

But you are staying here, right? Don't do any crazy things.

No.

Are you going already? You want to play with me? Come on.

One, two... three!

You may. -Thank you, sir.

Everything is OK at the office? -At the office?

Or do you want to call mother? -No.

No? I'm sure she misses you.

She has Onno. -Onno?

Yes, that Onno Berger. -Onno Berger, that old guy?

Who is the nicest in all the world? -I am.

Let's see how reaches the tent first!

Throw it high. -OK.

No, with a curve. -You and your curves.

Then you can hit it back better.

Good evening, Heleen. See you tomorrow?

Come on, come on.

I don't feel like it anymore.

Heleen...

Hey... -Can't fall asleep?

No.

Do you miss Mother?

We were so much in love.

A love that consumes all.

I love you.

Let's go.

Heleen, I love you.

See you. -Bye.

Have a nice trip.

For you.

Goodbye. -Goodbye, Bernard.

Ready? -Yes.

You should write him soon.

Aren't you in love anymore?

Bernard has such nice eyes.

He just has eyes. Like all the young Frenchmen, idiot.

Heleen, is this your new boyfriend?

I thought you had a vacation-boyfriend. -I was lesbian, weren't I?

I don't believe it at all. You don't have any boyfriend.

They're really transparent. Very nice.

Look what we received from Onno.

Look, they're kissing.

You need to be very careful with them, Emile.

Why is that?

What's so wonderful about seahorses?

Because they are very delicate animals.

How many are there? -Four. Look.

Look at that. -Are those the eggs?

No, they are stones.

Did you cheat on Onno?

Just like with Father. You cheated on him as well.

Child, what the hell are you doing?

Heleen, sexuality is something very personal, very private.