Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

Hey, buddy. This bus ride is gonna be wood.

Yeah. Yeah.

I thought the only reason to even go to school.

Yeah.

And wood good.

Make sure all that.

They be the left like not go.

Yeah, yeah. Cool.

Hey, hey.

Hey, we're like getting off.

Yeah. We need to get off.

Now we ain't school yet.

Uh, it's like an emergency.

An emergency. Well, that's different.

Here you go.

Hey, be with us.

We're like not in school.

Yeah, cool.

There's a time on the young boy I played the silver ball.

There was no intersection in America.

This is what happens when like old people try to wrap.

They didn't this guy like already do this song before.

Uh, oh yeah.

But he has long hair now.

He's like, you know, every time you grow your hair long,

you have like, you know, do all your songs over again.

Uh, no, that's not what I said.

And you may ask yourself.

And you may spank yourself.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful white.

And you may ask her, where's the mastermind?

I can barely touch my own self.

He can't touch himself.

That's not really very funny.

It's like, I'm, I couldn't happen to me, could it.

Hey, hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

That wasn't a chick, wasn't it?

And then get some of the boob.

Hey, change it, but it doesn't make me dizzy.

Come on, be with us.

It'll give you a good buzz.

Yeah, but like, getting sick the most done it, come on.

Is this let's that one?

Uh, I think this is like one of those things where like,

they say it's leds that one, but it only has like one of the original dudes in it.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's like, they always do that.

And you can always tell who the original dude is because he's fat.

He's got like, white hair.

Well, that dude has pimples like a woman.

Yeah.

That sucks when guys like just put out the same stuff over and over again.

I said put out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But really that, that sucks when like, when guys just repeat themselves.

You do a thing stuff over and over.

He said eat themselves.

Yeah, yeah.

I think this is like where they like show how they made the video.

I thought this was a video.

No, be with us.

This is like the making of the video.

I just like show the video because like this thing sucks.

Okay, thank you for calling Mueller real estate.

Is this like a mall or something?

Yes, this is Mueller real estate.

Are you boys the temps?

Of course you are.

What am I saying?

I don't know.

Be with us.

Yeah, I know.

You two must be the starving artists types.

Yeah, worth the food corner.

Anyway, Bevis is it?

Let's make you the type is here and your friend can do reception.

Sit down, make yourself at home.

Hey, he butted.

A copy machine.

Do that thing.

Check it out.

Would you like a copy of my butt?

I'm enlarging my butt.

Mr. Mueller put you up to this, didn't he?

Oh my.

The story's I could tell you.

Okay, Bevis.

Why don't we get you started on some letters?

And you, sir.

Let's park you in front of the phones.

Hi, we're here from the temp agency.

Hi.

May I help you?

Yes, we're here from the temp agency.

Please have a seat.

Your order will be ready in a minute.

Would you like a copy of my butt?

Come on, come on.