Eureka

Sorry.

What's going on? It's been doing this all morning.

Yeah, I had it noticed. You know, maybe you should chuch that dinosaur.

No way. This is the XL44.

I got this when I was a rookie. They don't make 'em like this anymore.

I can't imagine why.

You know, you could just turn it off.

Sheriff, you got a minute?

Can you please talk to your sister?

This obviously belongs with metal alloy.

This with cellulose.

And this...

Complex non-irradiated silicon.

- I was recycler of the month. - Good for you, Doug.

- Hi, Lex. - Hey.

Jack, do you know they recycle absolutely everything in this town?

If I could just get Vincent to be a smidge more conscientious.

Could you do it someplace else?

I don't think eggs over garbage is on the menu.

Garbage?

What century are you from?

Chuck's the majordomo for Eureka's recycling program.

- "Why throw it when you can chuck it?" - Chuck it.

I'll meet you at the office.

That can there is actually full of violations.

I hope there's gonna be some pretty hefty fines, Sheriff.

How about we just give him a warning this time?

Okay.

But I'm watching you.

See ya later, Lexi.

Vincent, can I have a green tea, please?

Aunt Lexi.

Look at you.

- You like? - Oh, it's om-mazing.

- You're taking a class? - I found this program.

An amazing program.

It's a three-day workshop with Swami Goldstein.

I'm dropping her off this afternoon.

Remember? We talked about this.

Yeah, you said you wanted to try yoga, not miss three days of school.

Well, I mean, the swami's at the ashram only this week,

and I talked to all my teachers, who said I could make up my school work.

And I told her it was fine.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime's opportunity.

- You told her it was fine? - Zoe's a wise young woman,

and she can make her own decisions.

Sweetie, I know you really want to go,

but you're not skipping school to go to yoga, okay?

Fine.

You know, I just hope Eureka yoga gives refunds on clothes.

Jack, you put that uniform on, and you think you can tell everybody what to do.

Green tea.

- No cellulose. - That's the spirit.

I'm late for my tour of the Eureka recycling center.

Why don't you do everyone a favor and take the day off from helping people?

Be careful what you wish for.

How did you find this thing?

Trust me, I've been researching this for a long time.

All right,

let's get to work.

It was my understanding that one single incorrect entry

could freeze this lock, permanently.

Only if you believe the research on these little security systems.

Come on, there's only 6.8 billion possible combinations.

I designed a code-breaking program for this cryptex.

What's that?

Zane...

you've done the impossible.

It's an elevator shaft.

That's a hell of a drop.

There's a lot of debris.

It's gonna be dicey.

Radios aren't gonna work down there,

so now's the time to tell me what I'm looking for.

Another entrance.

If one exists.

Stupid algae, why do you only grow in the basement?

Come on, Pilar, can't you just tell us what it is?

I don't know what it is. That's the whole point.

It's a door.

You think, Mr. Third Highest IQ ever measured?

They must have sealed it off when they built the basement.

Let's look inside.

Don't you think we should tell someone about this?

Like a teacher?

- Someone old? - We'll just look around a little.

We're old enough to make our own decisions, don't you think?

Talk about old.

What is this place?

We gotta save her.

It sounds like some kind of ambient interference,

but I won't be able to really tell until I open her up.

But she'll be fine. I'll do everything I can.

Carter.

Fantastic.

Took you long enough.

Hello. You need some help?

Could you just get me out of here?

Sorry. Somebody told me to take the day off.

You okay?

I think you should get out of the car, Lex.

I just can't open the door. It's like some big, nasty aura.

It's a reactive perimeter field.

The more you move, the harder it holds on.

Great, what's it doing in the middle of the driveway to the recycling center?

No, this is a secure GD antenna station. Obviously you have the wrong clearance.

If there's a force field on the road, maybe they could put up a sign?

- There used to be signs. - Get me out of here.

It's starting to squish me.

- How do we turn it off? - The switch box up there.

Can I be of any assistance?

- What the... - Happy to oblige, Miss.

Well, you don't see that every day.

This should do it.

You are approaching a secure area.

- It's crushing me! - Please withdraw your vehicle.

That's a laser turret.

You're not powering down. You're expanding the perimeter field.

- You're making it worse. - Withdraw your vehicle immediately.

You have five seconds to comply.

Lex, get down!

That's not five seconds!

Drop the amperage!

Drop the amperage, then power it down!

Come on, quick. Easy.

Come on, a little effort.

- You all right? - I think...

Here we go.

- You all right, Miss? - Yeah. Thanks.

On my Jeep?

Take care, little lady.

Just a moment.

Not the Jeep!

Not to worry.

Just a small technical glitch.

Who was that masked man?

Trouble.

Season 3 Episode 06 Phased and Confused (v 1.00)

Sadgeezer & Team Projet-SG.

They're hydroponic strawberries dipped in organic chocolate.

I grew them myself.

Lexi, I heard you were... down here.

I brought you these.

Oh, Chuck.

Are these recycled?

- Well, someone's popular. - Always.

Okay, boys, I think visiting hours are over.

- After you. - No, no, no. After you.

- No, after you, really. - No. It would be really awkward.

Oh, for the love... Both of you, go.

Just...

Well, everything seems fine.

No residual particle halo, no radiation echo.

How much radiation was she exposed to?

Your average microwave oven.

She's... she's fine. Why?

What Sheriff subtle is trying to tell you

is that I'm pregnant.

His unmarried sister is knocked up.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

- You too, uncle Jack. - Thank you.

By the way, we have a problem.

There's a guy running around out there with a funny costume.

You mean you?

He saved me.

The only problem you have with captain Eureka is

you think he's gonna steal your thunder.

My problem is that he's gonna save someone to death.

Wait, wait. Captain Eureka?

How about "Captain Incompetent"?

Because the guy wears a mask and a cape doesn't mean he's a dangerous lunatic.

Yeah, it sorta does.

Okay, it does sound a little concerning. You have any idea who it might be?

Well, he can fly, if that narrows it down.

Flying has always been the dream of man.

- By the way, how's Lexi feeling? - Oh, she's fine.

- Did she get my balloons? - Yes, I'm sure she did.

I have some questions about flying machines.

Machines are the past.

We've developed a therapy to create biological gravity-wave repulsion.

And I'm sure I'd be impressed if I knew what that meant.

The holy Grail!

Independent flight.

Up, up, and away.

Behold.

The door said human flight.

We're a decade away from human trials.

But our work with rabbits has been extraordinary.

Well, they look normal enough.

I mean, no wings or propellers.

Yeah. All the changes are on the inside.

I'll show you the serum.

Well, the guy that I saw had, like, rocket boots, you know?

Burned the paint off my car.

Must have been my skywalker 2000s.

They're incredible.

Makes you feel like a bird, a plane.

Or Superman?

Dr. Gaz, can you tell me where you were this morning?

Here, in the lab.