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Good morning.

I'm glad you slept in because breakfast

took me forever.

I made us King Arthur blintzes.

Wow.

I'll set the table.

Mm-hmm.

- I had a really amazing dream last night.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

I was...

a monarch butterfly.

And I knew that...

I only had three days to live.

So I had to fly around the world

and see all of the things I hadn't seen yet.

Budapest.

Machu Picchu.

Those snow baboons.

From Japan? - Yeah.

And then...

I had an epiphany.

I can't go that far in three days.

And that's fine.

Because I'm here.

And I'll see what I see.

Wow.

All of that...

in one dream.

Mm.

You're lucky.

I have the same nightmare every night.

That my face is on the cover of newspapers everywhere...

and the headline just says, "Pathetic,"

and the newspaper's called "The Pathetic Times,"

and everybody's reading it

and laughing at me and pointing at me.

It's truly awful.

Oh, Chip.

That sounds so stressful.

You're not pathetic. - I know that!

I don't think that.

I think I'm very impressive.

I guess my dreams hate me

for some reason.

Hmm. - Hmm.

I know this sounds strange, but I just feel like...

a completely different person.

All I know is that...

I just don't want to look like...

Her.

- I think I can help you with that.

Okay, so...

We Googled "Who's the boy on the

Lil Sticky's wrapper?" - Mm-hmm.

- We pasted all of the missing person signs

all over the city. - Mm-hmm.

- Maybe we just tweet at Lil Sticky's

and see what happens.

- And say what?

"@LilStickysBun,

"we suspect that the person on your wrapper

kidnapped our best friend?" Yeah, right.

Honestly, yeah.

- Mm-hmm. That's true.

- Okay, great. Um...

yeah, so I think that the post

should come from the account that has the most followers

so that they'll reply. - Right.

- So, um, Elliott, that's probably you.

Thank you.

- Drew, that's so mean! - It's true, honey.

- I'm just trying to be honest.

- "@LilStickysBun... with all due respect..."

- That's good. That sounds smart.

- Yeah. "We suspect...

"that the boy on your packaging...

kidnapped our friend..." - Mm-hmm.

"Please advise."

- Send. - Good, perfect.

It's perfect. Clean, clear.

What a collection.

Yeah.

They're all my aunt Lilah's.

She went bald from stress when I was a baby,

so she just bought a ton of wigs

and really just had fun with it.

Mm...

Chip...

this looks crazy!

- Uh, yeah. I guess you're right.

Okay. Um...

what about...

Oh!

What about this one?

This could be you.

Yeah? Okay.

I like it.

Well, it's really working.

Really working.

Blonde Dory.

- Should I change my name, too?

If you want.

Okay.

What about...

Stephanie?

You don't like it.

Well, Stephanie...

Should we celebrate somehow?

I'm thinking...

We go out into the world together.

My Aunt Lilah has some fabulous outfits

I could put you in.

And no one would even recognize who you are.

Or who you were.

Ooh, boo-boos.

I have an idea.

We could all apply for jobs at Lil Sticky's.

Hmm, that's true,

but I think that's maybe a longer plan

than we wanna take on. - Ooh, um...yeah.

I just, uh-- wait one second.

Hi! Um...how are you?

I'm coming to Chicago!

- Wait, wha--what? - To see you!

I booked my flight and everything.

I leave tonight! And it's a red-eye,

which I've always wanted to take.

It sounds so elite!

- No, no, no, um... are you--

actually you're gonna have to, um...

cancel that flight, 'cause...

I'm not in Chicago.

What?

Well, where are you?

Um, I'm in, um, uh...

I'm in New York.

What? Why?

Since when?

Um, just, uh...yeah.

Just this morning 'cause I, um...

yeah, do you know that the high--

the speech that I gave at the high school.

I was--it became, like... so beloved

that they want me to do it in New York.

What?

Yeah, it's, uh...yeah.

'Cause it's like the-- my high school, apparently,

is, like, a part of a bigger conglomerate of high schools.

And, yeah, so now I'm, like, kind of on this, um...

speech tour, and... -

Life is so crazy.

Well, do you think you'll be back

for the Snowflake Gala?

Drew, come in here!

- I-I hope so. I don't know.

I gotta--I gotta go.

The high school is yelling at me.

- Okay! I love y--

What'd they say?

Okay, so the tweet says,

"Kidnapping is a big mood.

Check your DMs."

And then the DM says,

"We kindly ask that you please delete your tweet.

"Please meet us at our flagship location

"in New Jersey today at 1:15 p.m.

We will send a ca--" They're gonna send a car.

- Hi. Okay.

Whew...

Oh, shoot.

- What? - Oh, one of...

Paula Jo's lovely angels fell into the driveway.

- Oh. - Um...

I'm gonna go move it.

I'll be right back. Okay?

You just stay right there.

Just a sec.

- Ah! Okay.

All aboard who's coming aboard!

- Me. - Ah!

Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited!

I'm so glad you suggested ice cream!

What's it called again?

- Caramel balsamic swirl. - Swirl.

Caramel-la-la-la.

- - There's so many Ls in it.

Oh, I love it.

Why, hello!

You must be the Elliott Goss party,