Gary and His Demons

You!

Staff, this one's hatching!

I got it!

Look, you can take off if you want, Gere.

I can handle the cleanup.

No, I'm not, Nuri.

I have dinner at my parents' place tonight,

and that's always the worst.

It's like they don't even get me.

You know what I mean?

But they just love my older brother, Steve.

It's all like, ooh, Steve this, and Steve this.

And I'm going to have to go back to the hospital.

I'm going to have to go back to the hospital.

I'm going to have to go back to the hospital.

I'm going to have to go back to the hospital.

I'm going to have to go back to the hospital.

I'm going to have to go back to the hospital.

The bus.

The bus.

The bus.

That's just...

So that's when you come here all your attention comes.

Some realized you don't have...

somewhere else is rec contraceptive already,

not gonna be for surgery right now.

So dass is all I have to do.

So what if you just break down?

nie as you can tell!

Every bard restaurant depends on you,

right?

Yes, madam.

부터 is here now but there's no oldie.

God damn eyes out.

Well, that's a hundred times worse than what I was talking about, so yeah, I'm gonna get it going.

Well, Mama!

Mama's gone, and she ain't coming back.

Hey, look who it is, little bro.

I, Steve.

Hey, who invited you by the way?

Okay.

Just kidding.

It's good to see you.

You don't look great, though.

You don't look good at all.

Okay.

Hey, everyone!

Look who I found in his underpants lurking in the bushes like a bird!

I wasn't in my underpants, obviously.

Like a little peto!

Okay.

Hey, Jepado!

Jesus, Kiddler with his belt.

I'm Kenya, psycho.

No, Steve.

He's so bad.

Yep.

He's bad.

Hi, Michaela!

Oh, yeah. Don't mind her.

She's obsessed with her new virtual bouncer game.

Real fun.

You on the list?

Nice try, pal.

Get to the back of the line.

There he is.

I told you he'd make it.

Looks like I'm on $50.

Oh, yeah.

Good stuff.

Well, let's see.

Though it looks like Gary already has.

Ow!

Oh!

Calm down, Gary.

Calm down!

He just flipped me in the eyeball!

Put a patch on it.

So I look right into old man-flamming's eyes.

Put my hand on his cheek and I say,

if you think of her in me a promotion and a corner office

is going to keep me here for another 10 years,

you're absolutely freaking right!

Oh my god!

And I said a part about the company car and the extendification time.

I just said those parts, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, you said all that.

A couple times.

I said all that.

And Gary, are you still hunting demons?

No, no.

I'm working out of bank now.

Oh!

Yeah, I thought I'd try something different for a bit.

Obviously, I'm still hunting demons, mom.

Okay, easy.

It's a-I'm the chosen one.

It's a sworn duty.

How's it been going?

Oh, so good.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah.

Today we roasted some babies next to the corpse of a woman whose body had been used as a cacune.

And last week, I found out the demon who killed my fiancee 20 years ago,

and who I thought I killed, might be back for revenge.

Wow.

Speaking of death, Gary.

I think you just killed the mood.

Downer!

Downer!

Whoo!

I'm kidding.

Kidding little buddy.

Anyone else want a drink?

I feel like Gary might need one of that story.

Steve took one cocktail glass, and now he thinks he's Tom Cruise from that film.

What film?

Valkyrie?

Boom!

Carl J. Nazi.

He's actually a Nazi in the movie.

Kills Hitler in the end there, so...

Oh, good Nazi.

Yeah.

He's still enlisted.

Well, he was pretty ripped in that movie, so he takes a shirt off me.

Is anyone else hearing this?

Oh my gosh, mom!

My county!

For a Christmas clientele in the corporate sector.

Yeah, I just nailed it that quarter.

Wow!

Can't believe you guys kept this.

Why wouldn't they?

They kept everything else a year.

Gary, come on now.

What? It's true, isn't it?

Look at all this bullshit!

Childhood photos diploma, which I didn't get because I was forced to drive out of high school to fight demons.

Oh, wow!

Bronze baby shoes.

Bronze adult shoes.

Those are from his first marathon.

Oh, I'm surprised you didn't keep the skin from his circumcision.

Did you keep it?

No.

We discussed it.

Hey, it's important skin.

Oh my God!

Now, Gary, we've kept plenty of your things, too.

Where, under the floorboards?

No, that...

How could you be this proud of Steve?

He's an accountant.

I literally hunt demons every day.

Oh, what?

Do you?

I haven't heard that mention, like, five seconds. That's new.

Is that a sock of fish, you know?

You know what?

If you guys spent even one second face-to-face with a real-life demon,

I might actually get some appreciation around here!

I'll be right back!

Gary?

Okay, everyone.

Now if you'll please join hands.

Did you have to draw on the floor to make your point?

It's just chalk, Mom.

Okay, it's not a big deal.

Okay, McCale, get that.

Hey!

All right.

This little baby once belonged to an ancient demon queen named Mahalath.

I grabbed it at a brothel we raided last month.

What's a brothel?

It's like a warehouse.

Language Gary!

Not!

Some high fault nobody explains anything to her.

Okay, now get ready for the coolest moment of your dull, average lives.

I'm a world-renowned painter.

Ha, see me, me.