I See You

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FTATIC HISSING]

Why do you have a camera?

I don't know why I can't find anyone.

The camera doesn't lie, or does it?

Recording this just in case something happens to me.

Someone must have seen this.

It's completely out of order.

Stop it! Who's a killer!

Who's a killer!

You want some of this?

Who's a killer! You're a killer.

Always have the camera.

It's too bad there wasn't a camera around

when you needed one, right?

Ooh!

Turn the camera off!

I think you should put the camera down.

No, no!

What's on the tape, man?

When I get back, I'll check the tapes.

Hi, you've reached .

I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

Hi, you've reached .

I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

Hi, you've reached .

I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

Okay, no, I'm totally gonna call you back.

Fuck, dude! No, no!

What are you doing, stop it, stop it, God, no!

Okay?

[STATIC HISSING DROWNS OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]

Hi, I am Steve.

And I just got this camera, so I'm now going to be

videotaping stuff in my life and, you know, on my blog.

Okay, that was stupid.

This right here, though, very serious.

It's my rubber band ball.

Steven, you got those files ready for me?

Uh. What are you,

what are you doing? Nothing, no...

Oh, wow, there is Jenna.

Go to my house.

Oh, yeah, right.

You have no chance, dude.

Lunch?

Let's get a little better look here.

Don't you dare... Ah, oh...

Steve? Oh, uh...

What are you doing?

Nothing. Were you just filming me?

No, I, look, I didn't just film you.

Gross.

Whoo, all right , okay, let's get the lights.

Let's check out the beautiful view right here.

Oh, fuck, there you are.

Let me get a little tighter.

She's gonna love me.

What the fuck are you doing?

Get outta here.

Right.

Okay , so more about me.

Let's see, I, uh, I was born

in the Midwest, Wisconsin, to be exact.

Moved to the big city, kinda lost the accent.

Yeah, I just , I don't know.

I couldn't do a small town for the rest of my life.

I needed to see what was out there.

So here I am.

Um, yeah, people back home,

I don't know, I guess I was considered the nice guy.

I used to have this crush on this girl.

Oh, man, blonde hair, blue-eyed.

Ah, typical, of course.

Yeah, I used to ride my bike

up and down her block every single day.

I mean , I don't know what I was thinking.

It's not like she was gonna run outside and see me

and wanna jump on me and make mad sex, you know?

Tell everyone at school about it.

It's interesting, though.

Did I wanna have sex with her

or did I want everyone at school

to know that I had sex with her?

Whoa, this is weird.

Wow, I turn the camera on and all of a sudden,

the truth comes out .

Okay , I'm gonna have to

edit this down a little bit.

I this way.

Record.

Record, you shit.

Here is my ex-girlfriend, Kris.

Stop it, don't give me that face.

Stop, okay, really?

I know how we can make this a lot more interesting.

And that is Rick's idea of art.

Yeah, enough said, really.

Okay, oh, wow, this is a cool shot.

Down here we have an awesome banner.

Aw, geez!

Okay, you ruined my shot.

What are you doing?

What's this for, dude?

Let me get in it, can I be

in your movie? Okay, everybody,

this is my asshole roommate Rick.

Say hi, Rick. Hi, Rick.

Inspired. Thank you.

Here, get out of my way, I'm trying to...

Come on. I'm trying to shoot here.

I could help.

Come here, Steve.

Here it is, Stevis Ovarius Rex.

Rarely is it ever seen out in the daylight,

but luckily, he's chosen a park area

where other mates won't see him and rightfully mock him

for the poor performance... Hey, give me that!

Geez, come on, dude, jerk!

Oh . Great, great,

you probably broke it.

Me, I was the one lunging for it.

Aw, fuck.

Sorry, but... Don't worry about it.

The red light's still on, it's probably fine, see?

Look at that, she's coming right down here.

Look at that. Good morning.

Yeah, good morning is right.

Ooh, ooh, okay, hold this, gotta go.

What, oh, yeah, right!

She's so outta your league, Rick.

Ah, yours, maybe, mine?

No, got this.

Okay, I'll... Excuse me,

coming through. Just be here.

Oh, shit! Oh, my God,

what a douche.

I'm good, could you just...

Tell me that doesn't work. Hand?

Wow, sorry, I didn't...

Did I hurt you? No way.

I was just trying to...

Rick, goddammit, get out of here.

Oh, my firm's Christmas party.

Oh, no, look who it is. Oh.

Oh, what's this? Smile, kids.

You're on Candid Camera.

This is shit he's recording for his weblog.

Uh-huh, and who's interested in that?

That's what I said, thank you, Brenda.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, a lot of people