The Wedding Date

Hi, this is Kat. Leave a message and I'll call you back.

Hi, Kat. This is Nick Mercer.

Sorry I didn't get back to you last night but I got your messages.

All seven of them.

I know you're nervous, Kat, but this is what I get paid for.

I'm running late so ! sent a messenger to pick up my ticket.

Kat, stop worrying.

Your ex-fiancé will wish he never left you

and your family will think we're in love.

Trust me. I'll see you at the airport. Can't wait to meet you.

So sorry. I wasn't quite ready.

It's a plane ticket.

For a date. My date.

For my sister's wedding, in London.

You need to let go.

You're gonna have to help me.

Oh yeah

The daylight's fading slowly

But time with you is standing still

I'M waiting for you only

The slightest touch and ! feel weak

I cannot lie

From you ! cannot hide

I'm losing the will to try

Can't hide it, can't fight it Can't hide, can't fight

So go on, go on

Come on, leave me breathless

Tempt me, tease me

Until I can't deny this loving feeling

Feeling Make me long for your kiss

Go on, go on Go on, go on

Yeah, come on

Yeah

And if there's no tomorrow

And all we have is here and now

I'm happy just to have you

You're ail the love I need somehow

It's like a dream

Although I'm not asleep

! never want to wake up

Don't lose it, don't leave it Don't lose it, don't leave it

So go on, go on

Come on, leave me breathless

Tempt me, tease me

Until I can't deny this

Loving feeling Loving feeling

Make me long for your kiss

Go on, go on

Come on, leave me breathless

Tempt me, tease me

Until I can't deny this loving feeling

Make me long for your kiss

Go on, go on

Come on, leave me breathless

Go on, go on

..356 to London Heathrow,

all remaining passengers please make your way.…

KAT-. Harry, I'm not working, I'm going to my sister's wedding.

Customer service will have to survive without me.

But Kat, we've had three delays and two reps call in sick.

And a 2505 on the A CPT to LGW.

And there's this guy on line two

who got stuck with in-laws because we couldn't get him out of Heathrow.

I'd love to help you, sincerely, but I haven't seen my family in two years

and my flight leaves in 15 minutes.

Come on, Kat. Please, I'm begging you.

Bump the 14:14 to the upper on 16:10.

What about line two?

Check my bags.

I understand, you want your family to see you the way you see yourself,

or would, if you didn't feel so victimized by them.

Hello!

We regret that you were inconvenienced. Unfortunately, we are not liable.

But just this once I'll refund your ticket and credit you 10,000 frequent flyer miles.

Thank you for calling Virgin Atlantic.

Your first trip?

My sister's getting married and the best man is my ex.

If I chicken out, I wanna know where the exits are.

I'm not a Knuckler, I fly all the time.

The reason I can't feel my legs

is that any second my date is gonna sit down in 3B

and I need him to look really good today.

Hello, 3B.

Thank you.

Hey.

Kat.

Let's sit.

I'm glad you found it okay.

The airport… The plane, I mean.

I'm sorry we couldn't leave sooner. I know you wanted to get settled before the party.

Work must be crazy.

Oh, I should warn you.

You know those families where everyone's out of their mind

but they're your family so you love them?

Mine's not like that.

I love my dad.

But since he's my stepdad, he's technically not family.

He's more like a hostage.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will shortly be arriving at London Heathrow.

On arrival, please remain seated

until the seat belt sign has been switched off.

Local time is 4:22 P.M.

and the temperature is a warm 21…

Good morning.

That's 72 degrees Fahrenheit.

We would like to thank you for flying with us today

and look forward to seeing you again soon.

Oh.

Nick, please tell me you're not wearing that tonight.

I am.

It's no big deal really, it just looks like a tailor made your tie out of my dress.

Don't get me wrong, matching's fine. It's matchy- matchy you wanna look out for.

We look like we're trying too hard. Exactly.

I want us to look like we fit but not like we're trying to look like we fit.

Let me teach you a trick.

If you look people in the eye, they'll never notice what you're wearing.

There's no way I'm showing up in his and her outfits

so if you're gonna wear that tie, I have to change my dress.

Driver, will you please pull over somewhere?

I'm sorry. I promise this is the last one.

You must think… Who knows what you think?

I know how important this is for you.

But remember, you're a beautiful woman and you've got everything going for you.

Don't patronize me.

I feel like crap but I wanna look hot doing it.

Mission accomplished.

Really?

Don't get too attached.

I prefer the red one.

I'll let her know.

Hmm…

“Hmm, nice dress," or "Hmm.…

“Gorgeous. I was insane to let you go"?

Well, I'd shag you.

If that's all right with you?

I don't know if I can do this.

Well, you can never be sure of anything but we still have to go inside.

Aunt Bea!

Dear girl.

This should have been you getting married.

You know, you didn't have to return the gravy boat.

And to think Jeffrey is the best man.

Have you met Nick?

How do you do?

Charming.

And what do you do?

Excuse us.

What a nightmare.

Okay, we need a story.

You're a therapist, we just started dating and you're crazy about me.

Count it. 6,000 even.

Oh, I trust you. No. Count it.

AI! right.

I'll cover expenses but if you want to be intimate, we talk money first.

That won't be an issue. I find the idea of sex for money morally repugnant.

I'm sorry. No offense.

Do me a favor, quit apologizing.

If you look at this as a business transaction,

maybe you won't feel compelled to keep saying sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's also really annoying.

Sorry.

Sorry. Pussy Kat! What happened to you?

Pull over for a quickie? Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself.

And who might this be?

Hi. I'm the new guy. It's great to meet you.

Lovely. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

We've got welcome cocktails today

then tomorrow's Young People In The Park and Stags And Hens.

Friday's the picnic, then the rehearsal dinner

and since you have left no margin for jet lag,

I need you to hydrate.

Dad. My darling.

Meet Nick. Professor Ellis.

How do you do?

Kat?

Hey! Kat! Oooh! I'm getting married! Oh, Kitty!

Oh, I missed you so much.

Gosh, who's the hunky, huh? Nice.

There you are! Get over here!

At times like these, I find a good, stiff drink helps.

Can I get you a refill, sir? Very kind of you.

Where did you find him?

Thank you.

Yellow Pages.

He/lo!

Sweet Jesus. Who gave that woman an amp?

Hello. Hello?

Oh. Wonderful. It's finally working.

Does everybody have a drink? Because I am going to say a few words.

Welcome, friends and family…

I'm.….

Victor and ! are so happy

{hat you're here to celebrate with us

as we welcome Edward and the Fletcher-Wootens into our family.

We always thought that we would marry off Kat first.

We had good reason to hope because she was so popular with the boys at school

and we came pretty close once,

but, as you all know, that crashed and burned.