Kung Fu Dunk (Gong fu guan lan / 功夫灌籃) (功夫灌篮)

Who controls the rebound, wins the match...

as who had a left hook, that would move a tank.

However...

slam dunk make me feel good.

To a kindhearted person.

Big Brother,

I found this baby by chance.

I can only leave it to you.

But I feel my fate is connected to this child.

Here, count this as its present to you.

I can't read.

You can read. Please teach him this.

'Faltering Universe...'

For God's sake! It's 'Altering Universe'

So it is...

He's born for martial arts.

Is he? So, please look after him.

Goodbye.

Jump!

Your Lightness Kung Fu has improved a lot!

Next time you wanna jump,

please put some shoes on.

The world was divided into Heaven and Earth when 'Qiqn and Kun' were created.

Every life form originated from Yin and Yang.

All changes in life forms in this world'

are related to 'Qi

Master, I don't get it.

Everything in this world is made of tiny particles.

'Altering Universe' disassembles those particles,

taking everything apart,

then rebuilds it.

In a split second,

time is stopped.

You can even turn the clock back.

Master

Master

Master

Can anyone help my Master?

Any one?

Master!

Master!

Master...

My name is Fang Shijie.

I grew up in this Kung Fu school.

My Master told me

I was found next to a basketball court.

Now,

whenever I hear the sound of ball thumping,

my heartbeat increases...

It's not a heart attack.

It's because I will see her there.

I'm too old for love affairs...

But speaking of my love life,

it's been very eventful.

You see, in my life,

there have been 3 girls who would die for me.

When I first discovered love,

there was a girl who would die for me...

If you keep stalking me,

I'll kill myself.

When I was an adolescent,

there was a girl who would wait for me until the next life.

Wanna be my boyfriend?

Wait till your next life!

When I was poor and lonely,

there was a girl who would die with me.

If you don't give me the money back...

I'll jump from here with you!

This is a Kung Fu school.

Sure you can tell that?

This is where I grew up.

Technically speaking,

since my Master died from attempting 'Altering Universe',

I've become ever more defiant.

They're Master Fei and Master Wu.

The traditions of Shaolin and Wudang have been passed on

from one generation to the other. They're the masters of the 88th

and the 99th generations of the schools.

They are a couple,

Master Ni and Master Huang.

Oh, right,

they were pen pals before.

Good day! Headmaster!

There is someone else at the school

who you should know...

He's the so-called 'World No. 1 Fist God'

Our Headmaster - Wang Biao.

Everyone saw?

In the world of martial arts...

This is my job...

Headmaster's human punch bag.

But his fists are so weak,

as long as I put on my iron vest,

it doesn't hurt at all.

How many times have I told you?

Never put on the iron vest when I punch you!

Here is your punishment: no dinner.

And get out!

Get out!

It's getting late. You're not going home?

I'm locked out.

Wanna sleep here overnight?

Yeah, why not?

Of course not!

Why not?

Why not?

I can tell you didn't eat anything.

And if you didn't eat anything, you can't go to bed.

I'm not hungry.

I think you are but you have no money.

Here.

No. Thanks.

Hey, it's not for you.

It's for a bet.

If you can throw this coin into my mouth,

I'll treat you to dinner.

Surely not from such close range.

Not too far either.

Here is fine.

I'm good, right?

French cuisine! Wanna eat?

It's so expensive!

So that shows I'm sincere!

Come on, we're VIPs.

We have a special entrance. Follow me!

Wei, Hua and Fa!

Cool!

You know it's mealtime, right?

Come on...

They're cool!

They're on their home turf here.

But like me,

they don't want to go home.

I count myself as their patron.

And I have a patron as well.

Bao!

Dad!

My daughter, Bao.

Does she look like me?

Sadly... she doesn't.

She looks like her mum.

thought you weren't coming today.

Of course I'm coming.

We have a guest today.

Two set dinners!

Hmm...

Hmm... okay.

Let's have escargots for a starter.

There are lots left over.

And steaks as well.

Come on, cheers!

A '92 topped with a '94?

Wow, Dad, you're so good at tasting wine!

It's mixed with '92, '94 and '96.

Leftovers from 3 tables.

People choose a wine by the year, but I go for the whole decade!

All the best wines of the '90s!

Try some escargots.

Take your time. I need to check if the customers have left.

Come on, cheers! Here's to our grand plan!

Cheers.

What plan?

My grand plan means 'Two swords in One'.

Your athletic potential combined with my brain.

Look at the colour of it,

isn't it great?

It tastes even better.

Almost the best whiskey of the 21 st century.

Try it.

Hmm... it tastes really good.

Of course!

It's more than 1 000 dollars cheaper than the real thing.

But the guests can never tell what's good or bad.

Pricey booze is always good.

Brother Hu,

some idiot wants to bet on darts!

200 dollars for a round!

You know, I never lose in a darts game.

If we fill the bottles

with the fake whisky,

no one will ever know.

How about 70% for me and 30% for you?

Okay?

Brother Hu, can I have another 200 dollars?

How is this possible? You never lose!

I'll definitely win this time.

I'm being very fair...

One for you, another one for me...

One for me, one for me again and another one for you...

I was wondering who would be your champion!

Hu!

Ah, I forgot we were on your turf!

Let's pretend it never happened,

alright?

You stole my money

and now you're giving it back to me.

What does this mean?

Do you remember

I was a good friend of your dad's?

I held you in my arms