American Dad!

I have a good feeling about this.

I think fly fishing may have what it takes

to be our new couples' activity.

Jury's still out on the fishing, but I will say, it was

pretty awesome hitting that squirrel on the drive up here.

I think I got one!

Beginner's luck.

Beat it! Your kind isn't wanted here!

Don't worry, Stan. You'll get one.

I got one, too!

Oh, it's really fighting me, Francine.

Did it hurt your balls when you reeled yours in?

Stan, I think it's just stuck on your...

Oh, it got away!

But, oh-ho-ho! It was a big one!

42 waist. Same size as me.

I'm gonna ask him where he buys his pants.

It was quiet down there. Really gave me time to think.

I realize now...

it was my underwear.

This trout's delicious!

So good!

I like to take a big bite of fish...

and then a big sip of milk...

and then swish it all together in my mouth like this.

It's like trouted milk balls.

So it seems like fly fishing was a success?

It was wonderful.

So beautiful and peaceful out there.

Yes, but we're obviously never doing it again.

That was an audition for a couples' activity,

and it failed.

The couple tried it, the couple didn't like it,

and now the couple will...

Put it on the board

This isn't a couples' rejection board!

It's just a list of things we did that you didn't like.

I'm not changing the sign, Francine.

We only tried all these things once!

Can't we give fly fishing another chance?

No. Why can't we give

Couples' Loan Sharking another chance?

Because the mob came after us

for stepping on their turf, remember?!

They broke your wrist!

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they were right to do that.

I was not getting the picture.

Please, Stan. I really loved fly fishing.

You know I can't say no to those beautiful black pupils.

Let's give it another shot.

Hey. "Steve's dance recitals"?

I thought you stopped coming because you didn't want

to give me performance anxiety?

That was a lie. We were bored

and couldn't relate to your passion.

The upstairs toilet is overflowing,

and the goddamn plunger is never where it's supposed to be!

You crunched my nose!

And... Where's your tooth?!

It went right into the wood.

That thing must've been flying!

Well, that's not the only interesting thing on this door.

Oh, this is where we used to

measure ourselves every year.

We've all grown so much.

Me, you, Omar.

Wait. Who the hell is Omar?

He's got a mark for every year!

My nose hurts.

Forget your nose, forget my tooth.

Let's solve this thing.

But what about the clogged toilet?

Let's forget that, too.

A little dirty water never hurt anybody.

Okay. We're on the case!

What case? I want in.

The case of who Omar is.

You see, there's these markings.

I don't know who Omar is, you jerks!

You're so suspicious!

Do you think that might be a lead we should follow?

I...

Not sure. I wasn't paying attention.

I was too busy tonguing my new gum hole.

Oh, it feels incredible.

Roger, I need your help.

Sorry, Stan. I'm a duck today.

I got a lot of duck responsibilities.

I promised Francine I'd go fly fishing again,

but I'm terrible at it, and I don't want to go.

Damn it! I don't know what to do!

- That's it! Dam it! - What?

Dam it. Dam the river!

Yes, damn the river!

Damn it, Stan, you're not getting it!

Wait... Say that again.

I'm doing duck stuff?

Not that far back. The dam.

I'll build a dam,

then there won't be a river to fly fish in.

And we'd have more time to work on our vaudeville act.

Let's go get some concrete.

Just give me one second.

Quack! Quack-quack!

Quack! Quack-quack-quack!

Let's roll.

And that's the easiest way to get out of

fly fishing with your wife.

And now a little reward for Stan.

"Dolly Parton."

You've done it, Stan.

The funniest thing that's ever happened.

Look behind you.

Today's more for putting things behind me than looking.

A giant lake.

And like moths to a flame, here come the lake people.

Guess I'm gonna have to open a dingy lakeside café, aren't I?

Hey! You're the guy that made this lake!

Name's Cleonard.

That's "C" as in Cleonard, "L" as in Leonard,

"E" as in Eonard, "O" as in Onard,

"N" as in Nard, "A" as in Ard,

"R" as in Rd, and "D" as in Dildo.

Have a beer!

Ho, Lake Man! You're a natural!

You know what, honey? I'm so glad

we're giving fly fishing a second chance.

But wait a second. Where's the dang river?

We're still 10 miles away.

Oh, yes, yes, that... that's why we can't see the river...

that is still there.

Where's the dang river?

It's been dammed!

Yeah. But by whom?

Guess we have no choice but to check out the dam up yonder.

But who needs answers when you've got...

cannonballs?!

What are you still doing in the car?

Jump in, Francine! Feel the muck on your balls!

You know I don't have balls, Stan!

Prove it!

I know you're disappointed we can't fly fish,

but like Cleonard says,

when God dams a river, he makes a lake.

Who's Cleonard?

That guy over there I just met for the first time.

So, what do you think?

Lake life? Our new couples' thing?

What's lake life?

You know, swimmin', drinkin',

sun burnin', Lyme disease gettin'...

lake life!

I'm sorry. I'm just bummed about the river.

Oh, come on.

What was your favorite thing about fly fishing?

Well, it was something I really enjoyed

and was really good at.

You liked... the water!

Well, think about it.

Now you have all that water in one spot.

If you see a patch you like,

you don't have to worry about it rushing by.

It's gonna be there for centuries.

- I guess. - That's the spirit!

Look at Cleonard, screamin' at his mom

in front of everyone... what a baller.

You gotta meet him.

Hey, Cleonard. This is Francine.

Ma'am. Let me introduce y'all to the gang.

This here's Cleonard Jr.

That's Mama, Big Clen,

Tammy, Tammy's man,

Guts, and the lovely Cleonard-Dawn.

Say, we're just about to go bob for pigs' feet.

Y'all interested?

Oh, hell yes!

Oh, I'm good.

I had two monkey hands and a zebra dick for lunch.

Come on! Lake life!

Okay. I guess you were gonna

give fly fishing a second chance.

That's right. Remember how surprised I was

the river was gone?

Twice.

On my count!

One!

Go!

Pbth! I got seven!

You win!

Let's hear it for Lake Man and his wife, Vomit!

You got a nickname!

What a power couple. Lake Man and Vomit.

Grape, grape, grape.

Rogu, stop fussing with those olives.

Steve and Hayley found the name "Omar" written on the door,

and I have to get something off my chest.

You're the only one I can tell.

Omar is my son.

Oh, my God!

Or at least I've come to think of him as my son.