Robot Chicken

It's alive!

Gentlemen, what you're about to see

must not leave this room.

Dallas, 1963!

There is a cat!

Moscow, 1991!

There is a cat!

Here are some stairs!

There is a cat!

New Orleans, 2005!

There is a cat!

So what we're seeing is that we're being observed...

or manipulated... by a cat.

Or a number of cats.

What can we do about it?

Nothing!

You can do nothing!

Goodbye, Harry!

Oh my God! Are you okay?

Oh, hi, you're awake. I'm Sally Williams.

Sorry about hitting you.

And then my second boyfriend ever, Lorenzo,

what an egomaniac.

I mean all he cared about was Lacrosse.

Why don't guys call you back the next day?

I mean, I am so tired of playing games.

Okay, you know what makes me laugh...

how guys don't know when women are faking orgasms.

You don't know what I'm talking about?

Whoa! Okay whoa!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, you're okay, it's okay.

Easy now, relax.

And what will you have? - I'm good.

So we've been married for 10 years.

A lot of my friends think it's weird,

me fucking a Bigfoot.

But love is blind, right?

You're... you're not gonna eat that meatball sandwich

out in the open are you? Be carefu...

Oh, she's just so precious! Who's precious?

You are!

See you jizzbags later!

When "Lord of the Rings" author JRR Tolkien passed on,

many thought Middle Earth had come to an end.

But recently researchers found a half-finished manuscript.

A sequel to "Lord of the Rings."

When, on direct orders from Tolkien's will,

his 6-year-old grandson, JRR Tolkien Junior Junior,

finished the novel and the movie was made,

fans hoped Middle Earth would rise again.

Here now we present a never before-seen sneak-peak

of "Lord of the Rings: The Final Journey."

Oh, Merry, I miss Mr. Frodo already.

Me too, Pippin.

Frodo was a dear, dear friend.

I like to eat poop.

Hey, look, it's Gandalf!

Merry, Pippin. We are not safe.

A dark menace rises to the East.

Duckies go 'quack'. Cows go 'moooo'.

I want ice cream.

Verily, will you Hobbits join my quest?

Yes, Mr. Gandalf.

What about you, Hannah Montana?

I want poop!

These F-16s will take us as far as the Erendor River,

then we will have to find the Bridge of Larakaei.

Quickly! Everyone make jet noises with your mouth.

Moooo!

The three-headed Peanut Butter and Jelly Monster

is too powerful.

And I like to eat poop... poop poop, poop poop...

I don't want to do my homework.

Let's all sing "The Muffin Man!"

You shall not p-poop, poop poop poop!

I'm sorry, what the fuck?!

Agh! Get it off!

My name is Murray

and ain't nobody gonna tell me

how to conjugate verbs!

Hi, I'm Steve.

Hey, Rachel.

So what's your major?

Philosophy.

Oh, lots of demand for that in the workplace, huh?

Clear the area!

This is Hurt Locker.

Got a guy just stepped on a land mine.

Actually, my father had a philosophy degree.