Take Care of Your Scarf Tatiana (Pidä huivista kiinni, Tatjana)

TAKE CARE OF YOUR SCARF, TATIANA!

Mom, we're out of coffee!

Tomorrow, Valto.

Valto! Let me out of here.

Two large coffees.

Hello. -Hello.

What's that?

A 12-volt car coffee-maker, dummy. You fixed my car.

Yeah. -Jump in, let's go for a test drive.

I'd rather charge you first.

Payer: Reiman, Valdemar.

Items:

New engine -

and repairing it.

Parts -

seven hundred.

Labor -

eleven hundred and three.

Total :

eighteen hundred and three.

OK, eighteen hundred.

Move your ass said Johny Cash.

It's making extra sounds.

It still needs some fine tuning.

Then this farmer starts mouthing off -

grabbing me by the collar and getting me mad, damn it.

So I punched him.

Busted his nose and chipped his tooth.

Still got the marks to show for it, see?

Makes it hard to change a fan belt -

my finger's so stiff, but it'll get better.

I had to go back there and into court.

This old rocker had them staring.

I guess they'd never seen one before.

Those Lapland dudes were bug-eyed.

Then the judge slapped a fine on me.

Fifteen hundred -

plus eight hundred for the guy's nose and tooth.

No kidding.

I'll be damned if I'll pay -

eight hundred, that's half a Volga!

His teeth were already like Roman ruins.

They sent me some papers but I used them in the toilet.

You ever been to Lapland? -No.

Don't go. It's a hell of a place.

Nothing there but reindeer.

And them damn hayseeds mooching around.

If you're looking for some hot action, head South for Ay-biza.

You get real cheap trips there nowadays.

I'm tired.

Let's stop for coffee.

There's a bar.

See those two dumb Finns there?

Let's get them to take us to the harbor.

Let's get on with it!

Comrades! Our bus broke down. Can you take us to the harbor?

Speak Finnish so you'll understand too.

Sorry, I speak a little this Finnish.

Can you kindly take us to the harbor, we are late already.

So climb in the limo.

Coffee! -At once.

Let's have a shot.

Hey, rube, milked any chickens lately?

Stow it, bub, I've been in court. I'll bust you one.

Moving to town don't make you a rocker.

You've got Brylcreem on the brain. -Girls go for Brylcreem.

There are some rockers from Helsinki here.

It wouldn't be my first rumble with Helsinki rockers, but not just now.

They come here to dances, and to strut their stuff.

Our kolkhoz set a five-year potato crop record.

Over 30,000 kilos in a single week.

There was a dance that Saturday.

I had this red, tight-fitting dress.

They kept me dancing all night long.

Estonia also grows a lot of potatoes in the summer.

Talk to them, Tatiana, introduce us.

I'm Tatiana from Estonia.

My friend Klavdia is from Alma Ata, Russia.