7 Witches

Well...

Well...?

Thanks for the ride.

Katie! My girl!

Hey dad.

- Did you eat? - We've got some food coming.

- Hi, Katie. How are you, honey? - How's work?

Are you still saving the world?

More like saving egos of donors who

want to be worshipped for having disposable income.

Where's Cody?

Oh, he had a work thing so...

There he is!

- Mr. boyle. Stephanie. - It's good to see you.

Hello, Cody. Work thing get cancelled or... what's going on?

No. No, no, no. I just...

Last we talked you were in line for a promotion.

Yeah. That's why i got uh -- this work thing.

Hi guys! Get a drink!

Me and aggie feel like lushes thanks to these two!

What are you, amish now?

That's the first thing she says to me...

...on the weekend of my wedding.

New beginnings! New beginnings!

We're all happy to see each other, right?

Aggie, this is Kate. Kate, aggie.

I've heard you're the normal one.

Thanks.

It's a fucking compliment!

Aggie used to think i was so weird and wild.

Yes, but we've learned to accept and respect each other.

Which therapist said that?

All of them.

Daddy, can you get us some champagne?

We need to make a toast!

I can order alcohol, honey. It's been nine years.

Yeah, officer.

Keep it together, girls.

Are you mad at me now?

- she's hot, isn't she? - I did good, right?

Yeah. I think so.

Here you go.

Martinelli's, officer.

A toast to rose and aggie, and your future life together.

We all look forward to celebrating your wedding

just the way you wanted it.

Thanks daddy!

And if I can make a toast of my own...

...here's to Kate and Cody...

...who are the next couple to tie the knot!

I guess love is in the air.

Oh! That's wonderful!

I didn't know! He just told me what happened!

- What the fuck. - What the fuck?!

Wondering if you should tell us you got engaged

because it would be fine with me.

I'm not like that, like I need all the attention.

You're the one breaking off your engagement.

But we were never engaged!

I said no.

I didn't know that!

Is he still out there?

I told him not to leave.

Couldn't you just play along for a couple days

so we don't have to sour everybody's mood?

make up any reason you want that your engagement is off.

he's my friend too!

Yeah, since when?

You really wanna my ruin my wedding, don't you?

Couldn't you leave your drama at home for once?

I mean, not to sound like the Princess or anything,

but this weekend is supposed to be about me.

Isn't every weekend and weekday about you?

Rose, I'm sorry.

Always the bad guy.

I had no idea that rose was going to open her big mouth --

Chop chop, lovebirds. We need to eat. People are getting cranky.

This looks like a fun crowd!

Actually, it looks like I'm right on time.

The pope, the president of Mexico, Martin Luther King,

nope. Nope. No, no, no. Stop right there.

Had to make numerous pit stops.

My bladder's the size of a child's marble.

Yeah, well, you drank two tall boys,

so there's no great mystery there.

Three. I snuck one on the ferry.

Paula, have you met aggie, rose's fiancé?

And Cody, Katie's fiancé?

Wow, you guys really started early. Ha!

Hey, they say this say this place is supposed to

be fabulous, right on the water. They haven't rented the houses

out for years. I basically had to promise your firstborn

Explain to me how that's gonna work?

I just wanna say I wish you the best, rose,

and you too, aggie.

We had a tough childhood, at times,

nobody's fault, I know,

just congratulations.

Here's to an unforgettable weekend.

Listen, our drama from before,

it's a cyclops, a horrible,

mythical beast that never existed.

Great.

I mean, for the weekend.

I will also tolerate all of rose's bullshit,

grandpa Marty's antics,

Stephanie's high and mighty aa dogma,

and dad's desperate attempt to make up for our awful childhood.

So you're just shutting down.

Internally. To all outside observers, I'll be quite alive.

Little advice:

Always have liquor in the limo.

Pretty sure it's a hyundai.

This is an army fort, right?

Got to be a commissary around here.

Dad, they shoot elderly burglars on the peninsula.

Dad, it's not considered cute here.

oh, I was gonna club him,

but I couldn't find a stick big enough.

That would kill him.

I know, I'm not --

that I cannot be solely responsible for our father.

Well, yeah, but my back hurts...

Okay, fine. I'm getting high in the woods.

Sorry!

So go break the law on government land.

Oh, no, it's legal now.

Okay. So get us checked in.

You need to talk to the gundersons somewhere over there.

Have dad help with the luggage.

I should probably look for grandpa.

We're expecting at least one drunken disaster this weekend,

but it's a little bit early for that.

Should I get him?

I took krav maga.

You took the intro course!

How are you so in shape?

You haven't drank water since the seventies.

Grandpa?

Grandpa?

Lost?

No.

Are you sure? I can help you find the way.

I'm good, thanks.

May the lord bless you and keep you.

Hello?

You here for the wedding?

Yes.

Where do we check in?

Not here.

Hey

hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Could someone please come to the beach.

Honey, I'd like you to meet the sklar family.

My mother elanor,

great grandfather marinus,

grandmother Anne,

and father Warren.

Were any of you down by the beach?

When's din din?

Me and Hank are starving!

And this is my dear brother Henry.

I believe you two have already met.

So they barged in and built their fort,

pulled the rug right out from under you? No warning?

There was warning,

but it was our land.

Where were we supposed to go?

Where did you?

We tried to stay.

It was our rightful land,

claimed in accordance with the law,

but they didn't care

and they slaughtered us

and tore down our houses

to put up their forts and crosses.

The government did?

Locals,

if not hired by the government,

certainly not discouraged or punished.

We've found persecution wherever we've gone.

It's why we came to America in the first place.

You know about Salem?

That was you?

It was similar.

They said it's the land of the free.

It's unforgivable what they did to you.

On this we agree.

We have moved on,

but we have not forgotten.

You want to hear about grudges?

Nobody wants to hear about those, dad.

Okay.

You should eat something.

You think she's picky now?

Shoulda seen her when we were kids.

She would always pitch such a fit if dinner wasn't fish sticks

or chicken nuggets