Baskets

Listen, is... is... is Herb Whatsits

still handling Mom and Dad's finances?

Of course. He's sharp as a tack.

Trish, I'm gonna take the rest of the day off.

Oh, it's Trish.

I leave work for a few days,

and everything goes to hell.

I'm an Arby's man.

Oh. Yeah, I worked at Arby's.

Good for you. Yeah.

We've got the meats.

Noodles?

Hey. What's up? I'm looking for Noodles.

Noodles?

Yeah.

You're looking for a class?

I mean, we have classes here.

We have a spaghetti class.

No, man, Noodles.

Like, Noodles.

Oh. That's Dr. Baskets.

Dr. who? Baskets.

Noodles?

Okay. Hold on.

Spanish. Not only am I the dean,

I'm also a student.

I think you need to get out here.

Who's this little Raggedy Ann?

Hi.

Lady, somebody will be right with you.

And I'm also the janitor.

Yeah, can I help you, please? Hey, what's up, Noodles?

Get off me! I got a live gun situation here!

I'll shoot you in the mouth.

The hell, dude?

She's looking for Noodles.

Who?

Noodles. You. You, Noodles.

Me? I ain't no Noodles. Hey, what the...

There's a Thai place up the street

called Dr. Noodles if that's what you're talking about.

What the hell, dude?

We clowned up and down the West Coast, man.

You don't know who I am?

You were a clown?

Do I look like a clown to you, Trish?

No. Clowning, huh?

Okay, I know who you're looking for:

a guy who looks just like me but a lot fatter?

Mm, just as fat.

When are the trustees coming in?

At 2. Okay.

We got to get you out of here.

Estate sale. Dog friendly.

Come on in. Lots of good stuff.

Hey, Mom? Yeah.

I found those, uh, those records.

Oh, records? Yeah.

Oh, that would be good. Vinyl's in right now.

Yeah, and, uh, Meemaw's stroller.

Oh, well, let's sell that

because, you know, I can still walk.

I don't need it. Okay.

And you wanted me to move this?

Yeah, those things. This?

I think they deter people from coming in.

Well, I'll separate them.

Yeah. They're frightening.

Be careful. That one's heavy.

Oh, boy. I didn't realize

Meemaw had so much stuff.

Hoo.

Don't come down on the price of that one.

That's an antique.

Mom, you have it at $1,200.

Well, don't buy it... Oh.

Welcome to the estate sale.

Oh. You head right for the gold, huh?

This is a beauty. Sheffield.

I can do a couple dollars off.

It's a beauty, though.

Oh. That's not supposed to be out here.

Sorry. Uncle Chip.

Hi, Nicole. Hi.

What's up? Nothing. How are you?

Hi. I'm good.

Hi, Chip.

We're having an angry teenager morning.

Oh, PMS?

What's PMS?

Can you explain it?

Hey, Chip,

your buddy from the Thunderdome is here.

What are you talking about?

She came by the university.

I have a trustee's meeting today. I can't have it.

She's a real dirt person, you know that?

Hey, Chip.

Not now, Martha. Okay.

Well, let me know if you need anything.

God, man.

Oh, my God.

Dude, you got a twin?

Yeah. Yeah.

How are you?

Uh, not good.

I'm sorry to hear that.

It got weird out there, you know?

Yeah.

Hey, but, dude,

this is why I came to talk to you, man.

You want to buy this laptop?

Where'd you get it?

Ah, man, I jacked it off this dude at Starbucks.

He asked me to watch it

while he went to the bathroom or whatever,

but yeah, it's like a good Macintosh,

and I'll give you a good price.

So, like, what do you think, man?

You want to buy his computer?

Let's, uh... Can we have a chat over here real quick?

Okay. Martha,

why don't you take all the holiday stuff?

Well, do y... And...

do you have a baby Jesus?

I think I do in the back.

And then I'll give you a bundle price on it all.

Will you... And throw in...

This paperweight?

Yes. It's a...

It's a glass pineapple.

Oh, Jim!

Oh, I'm glad you made it.

Hey, I put a box of stuff together

and set it aside for you and the kids.

Oh. Thanks.

No, that's... that's great, Christine.

Christine Baskets.

It's so nice to meet you. I'm so rude.

This is Marissa Hughes.

She's Bakersfield's number 1 realtor.

Oh. Thank you.

We're just going to pop into Mom's house,

and I'm going to show her around

so I can see if there's, uh...

oh, what needs to be done.

It's really charming.

Lot of curb appeal.

You know, I have somebody coming out

in a couple weeks about the house.

It's all taken care of.

Don't worry about that.

You got your hands full.

I'm happy to help.

Nice meeting you.

You know, do you think

we can lose that tree right there?

This gravy boat has a chip in it.

How about a dollar?

Hello.

Oh.

Uh, what?

Uh, the gravy boat has a chip in it.

How about a dollar?

Uh, Dale.

Could you take care of this for me?

Could you take over, please?

I'm a little busy. I'm bargaining right now.

Well, I need your help.

That's Bakelite, Martha. Don't touch it.

I need your help. Take care of this woman.

Can I help you?

This gravy boat has a chip.

Well, you broke it, you bought it.

That's gonna be a buck.

A dollar, please, or four quarters,

ten dimes, 20 nickels. That'll work.

Thank you very much.

You want a receipt?

Forget it. I don't have one.

No. No. Sarah, where are you going?

He came all this way. You're being so unfair.

Sarah, I'm not kidding you.

I will ground you from everything for a month.

Come on, let's go. Get off that bike.

Hey, excuse me.

Excuse me. What did you...

Get back here!

You okay?

Sarah is exploring some boundaries right now.

But Crystal, she's being a real trooper.

Aren't you, sweetheart?

Yeah.

Well, when I was her age,

I fell over the transit Fonzarelli type, too.

It's just a phase, I hope.

Just a phase.

I'm here for you.

Thanks.

Baskets Career College. This is Trish.