Together 99 (Tillsammans 99)

You could say that we humans are like porridge.

- At first we are like the little oatmeal... - This eternal searching.

Things, things, things. As if it was the most important thing in life.

But when we made revolution? Then we'll see who laughs then.

Better to eat porridge together than pork chop alone.

Then I welcome us all to this weekly meeting.

- Thanks. Nice to be here. - It's nice for me too.

- It's my turn to be chairman - And I'm secretary.

Yes... Then we will see today's points.

One: Washing and cleaning schedule. Two: Economics.

Three: Cultivation and self-sustaining, and that whole bit.

Yes... Both there and regarding the economy, we have little to discuss.

- I didn't get the job as leisure leader. - That's a shame.

It was really a shame. I must have been too old or something.

Four: Recruitment of new members to the collective.

It also goes quite slowly.

We'll see if new ideas have come in since the last time.

Five: Other questions.

If there are any.

Then we take it from the beginning. Point one. Dishes and cleaning work well, I think.

- You skimp on the washing-up liquid. - Yes, do you think?

- I've still tried to increase a little. - Yes, but it won't be really clean.

No, that's stupid, of course.

But it is both an economic and an ecological issue.

But Göran... Look here.

- It's mostly about the temperature. - Yes I know. But...

It receives little. It feels like wasting hot water.

But it won't get clean if you wash in cold water.

- Alright, warmer water. - Yes. And dish soap.

And dish soap.

- Both hot water and washing-up liquid. - Yes. Roger.

And rinse afterwards in clean water, not in the dirty water.

I take the criticism to heart and will try to improve.

- Hello. - Hello. Did I wake you up?

No. I dreamed a nightmare. Just went to get a glass of water.

- How is it? Are you sad? - No.

- You can speak up if something is bothering you. - No, it is...

Is that the counter?

Are you tired of me? Do you want to move out of here?

No no...

- It has been quite a tough year. - Yes.

You have to say that.

We have to try to get more people to move in here and get started a bit...

Fresh start. A little...

Va?

The dream was not a nightmare.

- It was an erotic dream. - Oh really?

Yes actually.

- It was Lena. - Lena?

- Yes. Very intense. - Oh.

She appears sometimes.

- It's so stupid. - YES...

I woke up with... Yes, there was a...

A decent erection. Who didn't really want to go to bed.

- That's good, Göran. - Yes.

Have you heard anything about her lately, years?

- No, it was a long time ago. - Yes...

Where the hell did everyone go, Klasse?

When you think back... on everything.

It went so fast, that is.

Now you're sitting here... Where the hell did everyone go?

Huh? What a thing.

Everyone just…

- Goran! - Goran!

- Goran! - Goran!

Yes, may he live

Yes, may he live

Yes, may he live for hundreds of years

Sure, he'll live. Sure, he'll live

Yes, he will live in...

- Congratulations, Göran! - Congratulations, congratulations, Göran. Congratulations.

- What is this? Elisabeth! - Oh, Goran! I have Birger and Fredrik with me.

Gosh! Birgers! Frederick! Sign! Sigvard!

- Is it you? - Nice to see you.

- Here is from us. - Oh, what a... Ness!

- Gosh! - Yeah. Ouch.

When was it? It was... It was then.

- Nice, Fredrik! - Happy Birthday.

- Birger! - I don't know if you remember me. Birgers.

Of course I remember you! It's not true!

- Were you surprised? - I was terrified.

I thought, "What happens now?"

- You do not need to worry. - Aggressive male voices that...

I thought: "Now I haven't paid the tax."

- Do you have it? - Yes.

- That's good. - Hello! Oops.

Oh, I'm really dizzy. But gosh...

But you, it's your birthday. It is from everyone.

Baby... Baby, stop!

Now, I don't know...

Now I'm going to the forest! No!

Stop!

- Goran. Congratulations, old man. - Class!

And this... A scythe. Hello!

Hello!

- Happy birthday, Göran. - Thanks!

So, what an entrance.

- Gosh. You wouldn't have had to... - Yeah. Hello everyone.

- Cheese and wine? - Yes. Nice to see you again.

- Congratulations. - Thanks.

It wasn't yesterday. When did we meet?

It was a long time ago now. When could it have been...

Come in, come in! No traffic jams.

- Is it... Göran, so nice! - It's Klasse's.

- Class work. - Stunningly beautiful.

He has put a few hours into that, you could say.

- He must have done that. - That one is nice too.

- You feel that you are the ones who live here. - Is that so? Is that a compliment?

Is it just you and Klasse, or are there more of you?

No. Now it's just me and Klasse. Still.

You never know. We...

- We are actually in the Guinness Book of Records. - Oh really?

The world's smallest collective.

Sorry, that was a stupid joke. I'm just kidding.

Oh, so. I'm totally... It's like a dream.

- I can't understand that you are here. - It's great fun to be here.

Signe and Sigvard, I don't know if you've noticed-

- but I can make you happy that we don't have a TV.

- Huh? - There were a few conflicts about that.

Don't you remember the discussions? You remember. So we don't have a TV.

God, it was a long time ago. We both work on TV now.

Yes? Oh really?

Yes, we work at Sveriges Television, actually.

- Dude, what fun! - Yes, it's a bit funny.

What do you do for fun then?

- I work with children's television. - Someone please, what fun!

- You too, Sigvard? - I don't do children's programs.

I work with administration. I am a gray bureaucrat.

How fun. It's fantastic.

What happened to you all?

I'm so curious about where your lives have gone.

- Göran... - What is it?

- Do you have house mold? - No I do not think so.

- Yes, you have. Here. - No, but Signe...

Yes. But...

I'm a bit sensitive to mold and feel like it's coming from here.

Yeah...

It doesn't sound good, but I don't think we...

- Sigvard? - No, it smells very fresh in here.

- The air is fresh here. - Is it?

- Yes, it smells delicious. - Signe, it could be the cheese.

It is a moldy cheese that smells fresh and sharp.

- It's packaged. - Distinct musty smell.

- Is it something? - No.

I can clearly smell a marked and distinct smell from here.

I do not know. We get to talk to Klasse, but...

Sigvard, I need to get some air.

I go out too.

It is not wise. Same old Signe. Very sensitive.

Do you remember? Sound and scent, and light. The whole world of senses is activated.

That's why she also makes such good and relevant children's television.

- Yes. - Right.

- You don't know either? - No... Did he live with us?

I didn't know him. Got a bad conscience.

- Here he comes with the cheese and the wine... - I don't remember him.

- Who's coming now? - Here come more.

- Gosh. Lena? - Hello.

- Hello. - Happy Birthday.

Tack!

- I don't know... - It was a long time ago.

- This is my daughter. - How fun! Hello! Goran.

She doesn't talk much and doesn't have a name right now.

Yes. Nesen, welcome. Welcome, both of you!

But she is a great friend. You can call her Buddy.

- Buddy, hello. Nice. - Hey buddy. Hi, Lena.

Hello. I...

- Peter. Like that? - No.

- Peter Steen. - Lena. Hello.

- Hey, Lena! Hey! - You know what? I think we...

We have traveled so far, so me and my daughter probably need…

It's going to be a party, so we think we have to...

...wash your hair before the party.

- Yes, but that... - Right? You have pretty dirty hair.

Her hair is quite dirty. We really need to wash it.

We were all going to take a dip in the river in a while. Those who want to.

- Yes, the weather... - It's great.

Then we go ahead. Is there shampoo?

- Absolutely. - I'll get it.

- We can take two towels as well. - Obvious.

In other words...

- Göran... - Lena. It's like...

- Think this is my daughter? - That's right... First they came...

She is a bit taller than me, but that can be inherited.

And environment. That someone can be taller than mom and dad.

Fast... Me.

I'll say hello from Janne, by the way.

- Unfortunately, he couldn't come. - Nice, Janne!

- What a shame. But say hello back. - I'll do that. But he...

- Who is it? Who is Janne? - Janne...

He's got cancer, so…

- It has stuck in his face. - Huh?

We often bumped into each other because he worked at the Ministry of Education-

when I was at the National Education Agency.

But now it's like they've removed one of his eyes-

- and now there is a risk that they will remove the other eye as well.

Was boring...

- Class, sorry. - No no. What?

- I just got so... - No, it'll be fine.

It was so shocking. Everyone was so kind, happy and nice.

And then I come. And then it's summer and...