Enough Said

Okay, now I'm going to ask you to take a deep breath in.

And you can let it go.

Should I do it again?

No, one is good.

Upset about? Apparently...

last Tuesday, we had this fundraiser...

and I brought cupcakes, she brought cake pops.

And she's like, "That's too similar."

I'm like, "No its not, a cupcake is a cupcake.

A cake pop is just a cake with a stick in it."

Cynthia? I'm going to ask you to scooch down the table...

- Mmm-hmm. - And turn over, please.

We are grown women and here we're fighting about cake pops.

You know what I mean. Like let's get over it already!

But the real issue is...

her daughter Alicia is a very nice girl,

but she is not very smart, whereas my daughter Anna...

Hey, Eva. Nice to see you.

- Hey. - Come on up.

How's everything?

Great.

Excuse me.

Hey, Mom.

Where are you going?

To a party with Sarah and Will,

so they don't have to be alone.

You want to come?

Why?

Because you're leaving soon, and I want to be with you.

I'm good, thanks.

- Have fun. - Thanks, honey.

She's driving us totally crazy.

We can never find anything.

Oh. She puts things in the weirdest places.

Like, if I leave my bracelet on the kitchen counter,

she just put it in the drawer in the kitchen!

Why can't you just do it?

I always do it. I fired the gardener.

It's not fair.

We want to fire her, and he won't do it.

Hmm-mm.

It's not hard for you. Why does it have to be fair?

Well, you should do it because it's hard for you.

Oh, please.

Come on, Sarah! You're a grownup. You can fire a maid.

Oh, that's the definition of maturity?

Being able to fire your friggin' maid?

Sarah, is this color good on me?

You look good. You look pretty.

That's good. That's a nice look.

So, whose party is this, anyway?

He's a big book editor and she's an interior designer.

They know everybody.

- Maybe some single men are here. - No.

Oh, shit, I see a patient.

Oh, what you gonna do? Will you show me?

Show me which one it is.

- Come on, introduce me. - Stop looking. No.

God, you're such a wet blanket.

Oh, lookit! There's that lady from my gym. What is...

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

What is her name?

Oh, it's Hilary.

Hilary? Hilary!

Eva! Hi.

It's so weird to see you here.

Eva, this is Marianne. Marianne, Eva.

- Hello! - How are you?

I'm good. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Eva is an incredible, incredible masseuse.

- Wonderful. - Thank you very much.

Excuse me a second.

I have to go to... I have to find a bathroom.

That was abrupt.

Oh, my goodness! Look at those shoes and that outfit you got.

With the purse and everything? That looks so nice.

Thank you. I should bring you everywhere.

- I love your outfit, too. - Oh.

So you're a masseuse?

I am, yeah.

Yeah?

And what is it that you do?

I'm a poet.

Oh. And I'm a dreamer.

No, really.

You're really a poet?

I am.

You do it that for a living?

- I do. - Wow!

You do, I don't.

You're a poet, now I know it.

Good one.

Feel free to steal it.

Can I give that to you? Thank you.

Hey. Guess what?

- What? - I think I just got a new client.

Yeah? Where?

Ah, right there.

- She looks clean. - Yeah.

She's really nice and she's funny, she's got great taste.

- And very attractive. - Yeah.

You probably think all the women at this party are attractive.

- Yeah. Pretty much. - Yeah.

You know what? Hold this for me.

There's not one man at this party that I'm attracted to.

Will.

Hey! Jason! How you doing?

- This is Albert. - Hi.

- Hey. How's it going? - How are you? Hi.

So, this is a nice party.

Got all the nice white balls hanging down and stuff.

Eva was just telling me that there are

no men at the party that she's attracted to.

Okay.

I don't know why you would make that announcement, but...

Is that unusual?

No, actually, to be honest it's not unusual. No offense.

No, that's okay. That's okay.

There's no one here I'm attracted to, either.

Okay.

Alright. Yeah, it's kind of an ugly crowd, really.

Jason, you have a kid in college now, right?

Two. Yeah.

I have one leaving in the fall.

Oh, I do, too!

- That's all I have. - Me, too.

Come on, guys. Your kids are supposed to go away, right?

I mean, that's healthy.

No. Shut up.

Yeah, shut up.

- So, do all the guys get boners? - No.

- Oh God! Haven't we been over this? - Yes.

I mean I just get so nervous with massages.

And also I'm afraid I'm going to get a boner.

- You are? - Absolutely. Absolutely.

So, do they hit on you?

Okay, now you're starting to depress me.

No, they don't hit on me. They don't get boners, either.

I do have this one guy who has got like a hundred stairs going up to his house...

and he never once helps me carry my massage table.

Well, did you ever ask him to?

- She shouldn't have to! - No, I shouldn't have to!

Bye, guys. Thank you. Love you.

- Hey! Bye, honey! - Bye mom!

Bye, Eva! Thanks for the ride.

Oh, you're welcome, Chloe.

Oh, Maddy Price!

You littered here, honey.

Excuse me. What did you say?

I said, pick up your trash. You're not British.

What a bitch.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Come on in. - Thank you.

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you, too.

You can just put your table down right there if you want.

Would you mind taking your shoes off?

Oh, no. Not at all.

Thank you. And your socks, too.

- Oh sure. - Great.

Do you want some iced tea?

Oh, yeah! That sounds good. Thank you.

I'm so happy that you called, you know.

Most people usually just take my card to be polite.

Well, I'm not polite.

Oh, my, isn't this nice!

Wow.

Thank you!

Just make yourself at home, look around.

I'm gonna go change. I'll be back in a minute.

- Okay. - Okay.

God, everything is so pretty! Can I live here?

Hmm, that tea's kind of fabulous, too.

I'm dating this guy. He has no sense of humor.

That can be a dealbreaker.

And I don't know what to do... because he's very very sweet.

Well, sweet can be good.

Maybe you can find someone else to tell you jokes.

Are you married?

Divorced. Ten years.

Are you still friends?

No, not really.

We share a daughter, but other than that...

it's really hard to believe that I ever had a laugh with that man...

you know, let alone create a child.

I know what you mean about your ex.

We had zero in common.

I don't know how I ever had a real conversation with him.

Yeah. It's crazy, right?

So, I'm gonna call you pretty soon if it's all right.

Because my right shoulder is still very tight.

You should ice it tonight. Okay?

And make sure to drink plenty of water.

It's important to stay hydrated.

Of course. Yeah.

Hey, do you want some chervil? I'm drowning in it.

Oh, sure.

Great. I'll just give you what I've cut.

A little bunch. I don't have anything to put it in, but...

Oh, that's ideal. Thank you.