Vlad Love (ぶらどらぶ)

"Autumn breeze,

at whose grave does my index finger point?"

Shuji Terayama

References should always be made clear.

So, anyway...

Doctor!

Blood!

Draw my blood!

I'm first!

Don't be ridiculous! I'm first!

Okay, okay.

Line up in order, starting with ticket number 32.

I'm 32!

I'm 32!

I'm 32, too!

No cutting in line.

Doctor, I need you to work tonight.

I shouldn't have agreed to do this.

I'm going to work myself to death.

You need to appeal directly to the students' desires.

Our advisor is the infirmary's dynamite Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri!

Blood Donation Club

Enjoy the doctor's hospitable care!

What?!

The Blood Donation Club has Korean hotties and blood transfusion mixers!

Couples that form will receive an annual pass to Mousenyland!

Not only that, but it's all boys.

Where are the girls?

The collective excitement a group of girls feels is usually only temporary.

Chuck Flap

Out of the way, herbivores!

Doctor Chihiro!

Karate Club Captain Masumi Katsuno

I, Karate club captain Masumi Katsuno,

have come to offer up my copious and thick blood drawn.

Osu!

Our karate club does not use empty words like "osu!"

Usu.

Nor do we use "usu!"

Stop wasting your blood!

Yikes. These guys are blood donating enthusiasts, too?

That's enough. No need to keep beating him.

This school is full of perverts who can't stay calm when they see blood.

Blood. Blood!

Excellent.

This is it. Nothing beats this.

That's one patient done. Next.

What? What about my hospitable care?

You'll get it once you accumulate 100 points.

Here's your point card.

Blood Donation Point Card

You get one point for every 400cc drawn.

Your card expires after six months.

I've been tricked!

Come on, next patient.

Osu!

Don't speak that word again!

Hey, cut that out.

Growing boys are full of all manner of things.

It's nothing unusual.

Really?

Wait, why should we accept this?

Get out of here. We're done for tonight!

Hold it right there.

Aren't you guys familiar with the phrase "ladies first"?

Dance Club Captain

Nami Unten

Cinema Club Captain Maki Watabe

That's right. Our blood takes priority over your greasy fatty blood.

Cosplay Club Captain Kaoru Konno

That's right, blood.

In Heaven's place, I offer you my angel blood.

Thank you.

I promise your good intentions won't go to waste.

Yeah, right.

I know these girls are secretly blood donating enthusiasts and perverts, too.

Whose blood are you calling fatty?

Your cholesterol is high, and your Gamma-GTP is over 200.

No, it's not!

Your average blood pressure is over 250, and your urine protein content is 2+.

No, it's not!

You're at risk for prostatic hypertrophy, and your risk of hair loss is over 80%.

No, it's not!

How long are you going to keep doing that?

SLAP SLAP SLAP

Anyway, we've been dealing with a lot.

Before we draw your blood, you'll need to join the club.

What? Join what club?

The Blood Donation Club.

No one told us about that.

Well, actually—

You won't drawn our blood unless we join your club?

It's not complicated.

There's no initiation fee, and you don't need to present your family register.

And if you've forgotten your family seal, you can sign your application with blood.

That's not the problem.

I'm busy.

I've got club members to look after.

I don't think I can handle two clubs at once.

It's just a formality.

Doctor Chihiro and I will handle all the actual drawing of blood.

All you need to do is periodically have yours drawn.

I promise it won't be any trouble at all.

This is starting to sound fishy.

I smell an MLM or a rat.

You're running a crooked business.

Please, I'm begging you, I'd be eternally grateful.

We can't draw blood at school unless we gather enough club members.

That's none of our concern.

I'll give my blood, but I'm not interested in any blood ties.

But I do want your milk.

Don't you care about anything besides your own pleasure?

Nope.

Egoists! Selfish! Hedonists!

Are you different?

That's enough!

I knew you were behind this foolishness.

Discipline Committee Chairman Jinko Sumida

Crap. My greatest enemy, Jinko-chan.

Who are you calling your enemy?

I didn't say that.

But how dare you call this foolishness?

The Blood Donation Club is performing this volunteer work to help the world and its people.

When was a Blood Donation Club formed?

I'm working right now to form a Blood Donation—

School Regulation Article 23!

School Regulation Article 23

Aggressive club recruitment that ignores or violates an individual's will is prohibited.

You know that, don't you?

I had no idea.

Aggressive? What have you been up to?

I've just been talking to all the girls I can.

All of them? You mean the cute girls?

Well, yeah.

I can't let Mai drink any ugly blood.

But you didn't talk to Jinko?

You screwed up this time, Mitsugu Bambam.

It's Bamba.

What are you two arguing about?

I order you to disperse immediately.

And doctor, I expect better from you.

Now, now. What's the problem?

It's in the spirit of one for all and all for one.

Why don't you have your blood drawn, too?

It'll make you feel better.

No, thank you.

Could it be that Jinko is secretly a blood donating enthusiast, too?

Nami Unten

Maki Watabe

Despite what they said, everyone had their blood drawn.

No one can resist having their blood drawn.

Anyway, shouldn't this be enough to keep her from starving for a while?

No. Only these three are usable.

That's just those three girls' blood.

If Mai drinks those filthy boys' blood...

She'll become hairy.

And greasy.

Her feet will stink.

She'll start grinding her teeth.

And grow a third eye on her forehead.

I wouldn't be able to stand that!

I understand how you feel, but blood is blood.

It's an emotional matter.

But girls are okay?

Better than horny males.

I see. Then all the rest of the blood is mine?

You're welcome to it.

Dump it down the drain for all I care.

I'd never do anything so wasteful.

After all the hazardously hard work I put in,

I'll make sure to put it to good use in my research.

Anyway, we sure did get a lot of type A.

Maybe that's why people think Japanese people are so serious and businesslike.

That's just popular belief.

There's no scientific basis for blood type-based personalities.

No way. People say it all the time.

Type As are serious.