Looking

Wow.

What do you think?

I think i'm going to really enjoy fucking you against this glass.

Is that right?

Yeah, in front of all the neighbors.

It's always kind of been a fantasy of mine.

A little higher up than the fantasy, but--

Oh, okay. What, with my belly pressed up against the glass?

Exactly.

And those windows can take it.

They're double-paned. Oh, jesus.

Did you see the bathroom? Mm-hmm.

Those his-and-his sinks?

We did, we did. Yeah.

I'm telling you, this building is special.

It's very social. I've moved a lot of gay couples in.

Oh, no, this one would just be for me.

But i will be-- i'll be spending a lot of time here.

It's just that i love my place, and it's rent-controlled.

I don't want to pressure whomever,

But for the area, the rent is very reasonable.

I've already had a lot inquiries.

Oh. Well, we have that dinner tonight...

Mm-hmm. ...But you said there's an open house this weekend--

Yeah, i'll take it.

I'll take it. I love it.

And you know, you love that window.

Um, how soon can i sign the lease?

You will be very happy here.

Okay, johnny is going to be here in two minutes

In a black hatchback. Ugh.

My mom hates it when people are late.

Patrick, look at me. Look at me. Yes?

Is there going to be any last-minute surprises at this dinner?

What do you mean? Like your sister

Secretly waiting to pounce on us like some hairy spider?

No, megan is still very much a conscientious objector

To all of this. She didn't even respond.

Good, 'cause she'll probably rip my bloody head off.

You know she de-friended me... Yes, i know.

...Even though it has nothing to do with her.

It's between jon and me.

Well, jon is her husband's best friend,

And megan is a drama queen and super judgy,

Just like my mom, so i hope you're ready for that.

i am.

Black hatchback.

Also, kevin? Yeah.

Oh, patrick, i will get your mom's name right.

I've been practicing.

It's "dahna," rhymes with "banah-na."

It's the american-- "dan-na banan-ah."

It's danna-banana. Danna-banana.

Danna-banana. No, what i wanted to say was...

What? ...I'm 30 and i'm too old to be having this moment, but i am.

My mom has never met one of my boyfriends before,

So... I appreciate this.

Thank you.

Well, i'm honored.

And, patrick, it's going to be absolutely fine.

I am so fucking good with moms.

Hey, look who's gracing us with her presence.

What are you talking about? I told you this morning i was going to come by.

Hey, i need to talk to you, dom.

What's up? Oh, hey, do you want to come with me

To pick up the paint swatches?

Oh, fuck my life! Moment of the day.

It turns out my uncle bunny is contesting the will after all.

What? I know, i know.

Crotchety old molester, man. It's unbelievable.

What-- he's such a fuckin' prick.

Fuckin' asshole, man.

Yeah, so that means-- oh, shit!

It means that we're not going to have the money for a while,

'cause the whole case has to get resolved

And then i have access to it.

So how-- how long will that be?

Three or four months. Four months? Seriously?

My fuckin' family, man.

Shit, man, but i'm maxed out to the brim,

'cause i was-- i was expecting that money.

I literally have nothing left, dore.

I'm-- i have zero cushion.

Okay, i know that. I didn't do anything.

All right? Take it easy. It's not my fault.

No, i'm not saying it's your fault.

I'm just saying i'm fucked.

I'm-- i'm fist-fucked.

Jesus. Take a little breath.

Take a deep breath, dom. Don't--

"take a breath," really? We'll be okay.

I just-- just relax.

I just ordered an industrial fryer

And a giant fucking neon sign, so just forgive me...

Yeah, and i'm sorry... ...For being a little upset.

...You're going to have to put it on hold, it looks like.

Well, it doesn't work that way, dore. Oh, it doesn't?

They have a whole new system? I can't get them

To un-neon the neon. Fuck.

I just-- i don't understand why you would

Offer me money that wasn't actually yours to offer.

Jesus. Are you fucking kidding me right now?

I knew this was a fucking bad idea.

Mmm. Money always fucks things up.

Does it really? You know what? Yeah, it does, always.

You are unbelievable, man.

I'm the only person in your sorry life

That has ever tried to do anything--

Oh, your life is so fucking great?

Okay, my dad just died, you--

You know-- oh my god. You know what?

Fuck you. Fuck you!

I hope all your dreams come true.

taxi! Taxi!

there she is.

Hi, mom. Sorry we're late.

The uber driver was a nightmare.

Oh, that's all right.

I've been enjoying my second pineapple royale.

Oh. Hello, dear.

Hello. Mom, you remember kevin?

Kevin, this is my mom.

It's a pleasure to see you again, danna-banana.

Ha! My god.

I haven't been called that in years.

Kevin, you sit over here.

So that's a leather daddy?

Mm-hmm.

And the hope is this will actually make money?

We didn't-- we didn't do it to make money, mom.

We just did it so we could work on something together.

Something that was ours.

Yeah, but we do own the app, so if it sells,

This could be a tidy payday.

Well, hallelujah. Hallelujah.

And by the way, patrick, there's nothing wrong with making money,

Especially if it's doing something you love,

That fulfills you.

How many people can say that?

I can't.

You're very lucky, both of you.

Yeah, i agree.

And even though the last two months

Have not been without drama...

So i heard.

Yep.

Uh, well, i think i'm the luckiest man in the world

To be with your son.

Well, it's always a bumpy ride, isn't it?

He's lovely.

And he seems to adore you.

Have you said "i love you" to each other yet?

That's always a thing.

Okay, mom, has dr. Sapperstein adjusted your meds or something?

You're acting all warm and glowy.

And that's a bad thing?

You know how i love my christmas shopping trips

To san francisco.

And seeing megan and gus, and now you and kevin,

It makes me happy.

How is megan?

Well, that's why i wanted us to chat.

This fight you're having--

No, she's fighting with me.

She has been waging this cold war on me

Every since kevin happened.

Well, megan has a very strict moral code. You know that.

Come on, she cheated on her sats.

And i think she should want me to be happy.

Why don't you come to the zoo with us

And tell her that?

The-- why are you and megan going to the zoo?

I'll tell her you're coming and i'll broker a rapprochement.

Tomorrow.

Oh, tomorrow. I-- i can't do tomorrow,

Because i told kevin i'd help him

Look for a new mattress.

Shop early. You're going.

Okay.

Each side has its own remote. Zero is soft, 100 is most firm.

Nice. This one likes it nice and hard.

Okay, see what's comfortable. I'm happy to answer any questions.

Can we leave our shoes on? I guess so.

No, no, that's fine there. Have you got your remote?

Yeah. Is it the same?

Okay, yeah. Okay.

I'm at 75.

Uh-huh. I'm 95 and holding.

You nerd. You love this, don't you?

It's cool, isn't it? There's actually a bed here

That has a zero-gravity function.

Oh.

Hey, you haven't reconsidered the zoo, have you?

Fuck no.

You go and make peace with the gorgon,

And then in three or four years, we'll all get together

And have a nice laugh about it.

Wow, three or four years? I love that you're thinking long-term.

I wasn't so sure after you didn't ask me to move in with you.

Well, uh...