Star Wars: Skeleton Crew

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Wait!

Captain Silvo. The ship is yours.

Excellent work, Brutus. Excellent.

Now, take me to the vault.

- - You've lost your ship.

Don't lose your life.

We are protected by New Republic decree...

- - Open the vault.

We have no credit shipment.

This is a bulk freighter!

If this is a bulk freighter, why is your vault magnetically sealed?

We are protected by New Republic decree.

I hereby demand all pirate scum leave this vessel immediately!

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- Throw him out the airlock. - Aye, Captain.

And open the vault!

No!

No!

I know these cycles have been lean.

That some of you have all but given up on me,

your good old captain.

It's all forgotten now.

Because at long last, I've brought you to the only thing that matters.

Cold, hard credits.

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Good men's lives lost for a single, measly credit?

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Mutiny, then?

Unhand me, you villain!

Never.

You'll spend eternity in my dungeons, being tortured until you die.

No!

Wim!

Wim, you're gonna be late for school.

- - Don't forget your jacket!

I didn't.

I can't find my pass card.

Were you playing with it again?

I told you, don't touch my work stuff.

Hey, could you please not leave your toys out all over the house?

I keep stepping on them.

Now listen up.

I'm going to be late all week, so here.

Oh, shoot.

All right.

Um, there should be a repair droid coming by to look at the garage.

Are you listening to any of this?

I didn't play with your pass card.

I have a Supervisor's review, so I'm not gonna be around much.

That is your lunch money for the week, all right? Oh.

Okay.

Here it is.

I gotta go.

Don't be late for school.

I won't.

Whoa! Whoa!

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Sorry, Mrs. Ikk!

You should not have come here.

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- No! My arm! -

- My guts! They're everywhere! -

- Wait, wait, wait. - What?

I think I have something in my eye.

I think it's an eyelash maybe?

- What are you guys even doing? -

- - Please remain seated

while the tram is in mo...

Hey, who did that?

- Hey, who did that? All right... -

I was so stuck on problem number five

until, you'll never believe this,

but I totally switched the basic table of seven and nine!

Has that ever happened to you?

Oh, boy.

I sure hope I don't do something like that tomorrow.

That was a pain in the trunk.

Oh, yeah! On number eight, you had to multiply these two matrices.

You remember?

- Did you just see that? - See what?

Oh, and number eight was so complicated...

Students, proceed to class.

Students, proceed to class.

Students, proceed to class.

Students who are truant will face detention.

Students who are truant

- will face detention. -

Time for school now, students.

Enjoy another day of learning. Don't be late.

Students who are late to class will receive an infraction.

In which a series of matrices are organized by a labelling algorithm.

Contrast this method with the approach practiced in planets

outside the Barrier

- called liquidity modelling... -

in which a computation takes the place of labelling.

Here, inside the Barrier,

we take into account the fungibility of multiple currencies

by further analyzing the potential risk

- of loss over time of any ledger. -

And now class, it is time for a special visitor

from the Office of the Supervisor.

Good afternoon, children. My name is Undersecretary Fara.

Hello, Undersecretary Fara.

Today I've taken time out of my very busy schedule

to come talk about something near and dear to my heart.

Tomorrow's Career Assessment Test.

- Tomorrow? - In a way...

- Shh! - This one test

will set the course of your entire future.

Once you're assigned a career path,

you'll become part of our planet At Attin's contribution to the Great Work.

Keeping the Republic peaceful and strong.

Students, tell the Undersecretary how you would like

to contribute to the Great Work.

- Oh, oh! - Yes, Roona?

I want to be a senior statistical accountant!

Ah, yes.

And... you.

No fair. I want to be an analyst.

Don't worry. We need all the analysts we can get.

And...

you.

Well, my dad's a Systems Coordinator but...

I think I wanna really help people, you know?

Like if there's danger or something.

That's not a career. That's what Safety Droids are for.

Study hard, get plenty of rest. And don't be nervous.

Remember, we all have a place in the Great Work.

- - I can't believe it.

Did you seriously not know Assessment was tomorrow?

Why do you think everyone's all studying all the time?

I don't know. I...

Aren't we always studying all the time?

Are you gonna fail? 'Cause I could fail too.

At least we'd still be in the same class together.

Neel, I'm not gonna fail.

I don't wanna get held back, Wim.

I wouldn't be in the same class with Roona anymore.

"As Roona?"

I like her.

But you've never even talked to her.

I'm working up to it.

I can't believe you said you wanted to be a Jedi when you grow up.

What? No, I didn't.

- Uh, you basically did. - I didn't.

Um, well, basically, you did.

Well, so what if I did? I'm...

Don't you ever want to do anything exciting?

Like what?

No hoverbikes on the path!

- Careful! -

Whoa!

Wasn't that great?

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I guess we're walking.

All right. Well, just don't stay up too late studying, okay?

You're gonna do great tomorrow!

I'm home!

- Neel! Neel! - Neel's home.

Hey, Mom! Hey, Dad!

Hey, buddy!

- Welcome home! - Hey, Jorko and Jobo.

- Hi. - And little baby Tuloo!

It's no good, Fern.

This one's all corroded.

Fern?

Gotta get a new power converter.

Scrapyard's picked over.

Hey, wastoids!

Heard you had some trouble with your bike.

That's the problem with baby toys. They break so easy.

We can still race!