Mental

IT'S A FACT -- WOMEN THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX

UP TO 34 TIMES IN THE AVERAGE WORKDAY.

WHERE'D YOU READ THAT -- COSMO?

RECENT SURVEY. RIGHT.

EVERY 7 SECONDS,OUT SEX

10% OF OUR BRAIN.ONLY USE

NEVER PROVEN.

I HEAR SHE PITCHES FOR YOUR TEAM.

SHUT UP.

HEY, GUYS. HI, CHLOE.

HI, AMY.

YOU ASKED FOR A PSYCH CONSULT?

YEAH. UH, PATIENT IS STABLE.

HE'S A YOUNG MAN, 23.

INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT AT A TOOL-AND-DYE FACTORY.

LOST TWO FINGERS. DO YOU HAVE THE FINGERS?

YEAH, ALTHOUGH SOME DIMWIT AT THE FACTORY

PUT THEM IN THE SAME PLASTIC BAG AS THE ICE,

SO THERE'S SOME DAMAGE.

BUT IT WAS A NICE, CLEAN CUT.

SURGEON ON CALL SAID HE COULD SEW THEM BACK ON, HOWEVER...

WHAT?

THE KID IS COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT.

HE SAYS HE'S NEVER HAD AN OPERATION BEFORE,

NEVER BEEN TO A HOSPITAL.

HE'S REFUSING SURGERY.

HE SAYS HE'LL LIVE WITHOUT THE FINGERS.

TOMOPHOBIA -- FEAR OF SURGICAL OPERATIONS --

CAN BE A SIGNIFICANT ANXIETY.

I WAS HOPING YOU GUYS WOULD TALK TO HIM.

NO PROBLEM.

HIS NAME'S BRIAN JENNINGS. LET ME KNOW.

THOSE FINGERS WON'T STAY FRESH FOREVER.

BITE ME.

BRIAN. HOW YOU DOING?

ARE YOU GUYS THE PSYCHIATRISTS THEY CALLED?

I'M DR. ARTURO SUAREZ. THIS IS DR. CHLOE ARTIS.

LOOK, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

I'M NOT HAVING SURGERY. NO WAY.

SO WE UNDERSTAND.

I JUST...

...CAN'T HANDLE THE THOUGHT OF IT.

IF THEY PUT ME UNDER, I'M NOT GONNA WAKE UP.

BRIAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY IN TOWN,

ANYONE YOU'D LIKE US TO CALL?

MOM AND DAD ARE RETIRED, LIVE IN PALM SPRINGS.

I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER THEM WITH THIS.

LOOK, I'M OVER 21. DO YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM?

BY LAW, NO, BUT YOU HAVE HAD A SERIOUS ACCIDENT,

SO YOU HAVE A BIG DECISION TO MAKE, BRIAN.

I'VE ALREADY MADE MY DECISION.

Woman: OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HEY, UH, DR. GALLAGHER.

HEY, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH A SITUATION?

NOT NOW, MALC. I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.

LOOK, HERE'S THE THING, BRIAN, YOU'RE A MACHINIST, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING.

BY NOT ALLOWING THE SURGEON TO REATTACH YOUR FINGERS,

YOU'RE LITERALLY CUTTING OFF YOUR ABILITY TO WORK.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

SURE IT DOES. MAKES ALL THE SENSE IN THE WORLD.

WHO ARE YOU? I'M HIS BOSS.

WHERE HE WORKS,AND-DYE FACTORY

DID IT ON PURPOSE.N OF A BITCH

CUT OFF HIS FINGERSBERATELY

THE REST OF HIS LIFE.ISABILITY

HE'S A DAMN THIEF!

Woman on P.A.: JANITORIAL, PLEASE CALL NURSE'S STATION FIVE, 360.

JANITORIAL, PLEASE CALL NURSES' STATION FIVE, 360.

GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING!

HOW ARE YOU? YOU LOOK GREAT.

I FEEL GOOD. I FEELGREAT.

MUM WAS HERE. SHE BROUGHT ME CROISSANTS AND COFFEE.

I HAD A SHOWER.

I MUST HAVE BEEN IN THERE FOR AN HOUR,

AND IT WAS LIKE SOFT RAIN FALLING DOWN ON ME.

AND I NEED A NAIL FILE,

NOT 'CAUSE I WANT TO BREAK OUT OF THE JOINT.

I JUST NEED TO FILE MY NAILS.

SURE.

MUM'S GONE SHOPPING TO BUY ME SOME NEW CLOTHES.

REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA LET HER DO THAT?

YOU KNOW HER. SHE'LL PROBABLY GO OVERBOARD.

BUT I WANT TO WEAR SOMETHING NEW --

YOU KNOW, NEW.

I MUST HAVE LOOKED A FRIGHT.

YEAH, YOU DID.

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.

SHOCKIN'. AH!

HOW ARE YOU? YOUR MEDS WORKING?

YEAH, THEY'RE GOOD.

IT'S NOT JUST THE MEDS, THOUGH.

IT'S BEING HERE WITH YOU.

MAKES ME FEEL AT HOME, SAFE.

UH-HUH.

EH.

COME HERE.

I HAD A WORKER WHO CUT OFF HIS THUMB TWO YEARS AGO.

COLLECTED 2 MIL FOR IT -- LUCKIEST BASTARD ALIVE. Arturo: OKAY.

AND THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'M GONNA LET

THIS PUNK BURN ME, TOO, YOU GET IT?

I 'M GONNA FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE COPS.

HE DID THIS ON PURPOSE,AND I HAVE PROOF.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS OUTSIDE?

PLEASE.

NOW, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE DID THIS ON PURPOSE?

Chloe: YOU SAID YOU HAVE PROOF?

YEAH. I GAVE HIM TWO WEEKS' NOTICE ON FRIDAY.

HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE OUT OF WORK.

NOW HE'S GOT HIS RETIREMENT PACKAGE.

LOOK, WE'RE NOT JUDGE AND JURY. WE'RE PSYCHIATRISTS.

BUT ASSUMING BRIAN AGREES,

WE'LL ADMIT HIM ON A 72-HOUR HOLD,

DO AN INTENSIVE INTAKE.

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL RATHER QUICKLY

WHETHER OR NOT HE DID THIS ON PURPOSE.

Jack: HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW, LITTLE SIS.

YES, DOCTOR. I TRUST YOU. WHATEVER YOU RECKON.

I'M GONNA BE ADDING A SMALL AMOUNT OF ABILIFY

TO THE RISPERDAL.

AND THEN WE HAVE TO GET YOU TRANSFERRED OUT OF HERE

INTO ANOTHER FACILITY.

AND I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT AN AWFUL LOT.

REBECCA, IT'S OKAY. I'LL BE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY.

I'VE BEEN CONSULTING WITH THE DOCTORS.

WATCH OUT! THEY'RE AFTER US!

THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE!

REBECCA.

THE DOCTORS ARE GONNA NEED MY...

I CAN HEAR THEM. THEY'RE -- THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE US!

Rebecca: THEY'RE HERE!

REBECCA, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

OH, MY -- OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE -- THEY'RE AT THE DOOR.

WHO'S THERE?

THEY'RE AT THE DOOR!

THERE'S NOBODY THERE.

REBECCA, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. THERE'S NOBODY THERE.

EVERYTHING'S OKAY. THEY'RE HERE!

BECKY?! BECKY!OKAY.

NO, IT ISN'T!

YOU HAVE TO STOP THEM!

JACK! JACK!

THEY'RE HERE! THEY'LL GET ME!

NO!

REBECCA, CALM DOWN. IT'S OKAY.

CALM DOWN.

IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

WHAT'S UP?

HAVE A SEAT.

I'M ASSIGNING VERONICA TO BE THE ATTENDING ON BECKY'S CASE.

THE PURPOSE OF THIS MEETING IS NOT TO DISCUSS THE MATTER,

JUST TO INFORM YOU OF MY DECISION.

OKAY.

JACK, YOU KNEW IT WAS AGAINST HOSPITAL POLICY TO TREAT A RELATIVE ,

SO YOU ASSIGN CHLOE TO THE CASE

AND THEN YOU PROCEED TO TELL HER TO BACK OFF

WHEN SHE COMES UP WITH ANY TREATMENT SUGGESTIONS.

I TAKE YOU'RE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ASSIGNMENT, EITHER.

WELL, IF I DO BECOME THE ATTENDING,

I NEED YOU TO STEP BACK.

YOU GAVE HER A NAIL FILE, JACK.

I WAS WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME. IT WAS JUST A SCRATCH.

WOULD YOU HAVE GIVEN ANY OTHER PATIENT ONE?

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE A STEP BACK.

JUST KEEP ME INFORMED. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?

OH, THANKS A LOT.

YOU'LL BE FINE. HE'S A PROFESSIONAL.

NO ONE'S PROFESSIONAL WHEN IT COMES TO FAMILY.

GOD, THIS IS A LOSE-LOSE SITUATION FOR ME.

I MAKE A RECOMMENDATION REGARDING BECKY'S TREATMENT,

HE'S GONNA BITE MY HEAD OFF.

I LET HIM RAMROD ME THE WAY HE DID CHLOE,

YOU'RE GONNA RIP ME A NEW ONE.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

WE GOT A CALL FROM THE SURGEON.

SAID THEY CAN KEEP THE FINGERS REFRIGERATED

FOR ANOTHER DAY OR SO, THEN THEY GOT TO THROW THEM OUT.

SO... WHAT'S THE CONSENSUS?

DID HE DO IT FOR THE MONEY?

I DON'T THINK SO, NO. BRIAN'S ONLY 23.

TO LOSE TWO FINGERS --

PERSONALLY, I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST HIM.

JUST GOT FIRED, FIGURES THE WAY THE COUNTRY'S

GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET,

IT MIGHT BE TOUGH FINDING ANOTHER JOB.

HE DOESN'T SEEM THE TYPE. I BELIEVE HIM.

I'M NOT SURE.

HE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE HE WAS LYING,

BUT I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH, EITHER.

BRILLIANT.

WELL, THERE'S ONE SUREFIRE WAY TO FIND OUT.

PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY --

THEY DON'T EVEN GET TATTOOS UNLESS THEY'RE DRUNK?

TOX REPORT.

IF HE WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND DECIDED TO FRAME HIS BOSS

BY CUTTING HIS FINGERS OFF,

HE PROBABLY TOOK SOMETHING RIGHT BEFOREHAND

TO DEADEN THE PAIN, YES?