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Another scam rocks the city!

Protests erupt as allegations of Prajapathi stealing public money gain momentum.

Welcome to Prajapathi News. This is me, Simpson Seenu!

'Promises made and promises broken! The truth of Prajapathi is now in the open'

is such a ridiculous slogan

because Prajapathi is not responsible for the bank scam, Prajapathi Bank is.

Also, what does Prajapathi got to do with Prajapathi Bank?

He isn't even an employee with the bank. He is just the founder.

We thought bank was a temple! Not whatever this is!

I put all my dowry money in your bank!

You ate away all our savings like they are your cravings!

When the same bank gave customers the highest rate of interest

did any single one of them hail Prajapathi? No.

But just because they lost their hard earned money

the same customers are shamelessly begging

asking for atleast a part of their money to be returned.

I mean, what nonsense is this!

How selfish are these people. Shame on you guys!

Prajapathi Bank has set new standards for all the scams in India.

This is Christopher with cameraman Nolan.

Oh my God! O-Oh my God!

Prajapathi?

Seriously? You're having tea?

Why? Is coffee better here?

Do you even understand the seriousness of the situation?

I perfectly do. But sadly you don't.

Be seated! - I don't?

I don't? What do I not understand?

We're bankrupt! - What?

Are you deaf?

We lost all our money.

W-We lost all our money?

But how?

We made bad investments!

You badly invested the people's money?

Making investments is our job.

We're talking about Rs. 15,000 crores! - I know, I know, I know.

I invested in Crypto.

Too bad it crashed. I'm Sorry.

You think a sorry would appease them? - You think they've any other choice?

Prajapathi! You can't escape from all this!

Unless I can implicate you. - What?

It says you're solely responsible for all this.

I need your autograph on it.

I'll sell the lie and you take the fall.

This letter is not going to help you escape.

I'll fight! I'll fight till the end.

You'll be punished for all your wrong doings.

Mark my words! - I know you'd say so.

This isn't a confession note but a suicide note.

You should've read before signing.

Mark these words!

P-Prajapathi.. - Make it look natural!

Shred all documents! Leave no trace!

Sensational news coming in!

We've with us the suicide note of Mr Harish Chandra, the bank's COO.

Gone to soon. Just 70 years old.

Harish Chandra is the one behind the scam

while Prajapathi, like you all, is a victim.

People have realised their mistake and are apologising to Prajapathi.

'Down down Harish Chandra' shouts are doing the rounds

aswell as the slogans of 'Marry Me Prajapathi'.

That's so cute!

Oh my God! An assassination attempt on Prajapathi!

Protests are still fine

but assassination attempts? This world is going to the dogs!

'Prajapathi has gone missing!'

'People are asking why Prajapathi is on the run if he's really innocent.'

'Police have resorted to excessive force against peaceful protesters.'

Prajapathi has said 'Bye-Bye' to the Indian government

and flew to Dubai for a hideout.

Prajapathi didn't even say a sorry. Now, he's fled to Dubai in a hurry.

Costumers who have lost all their money are in depression

but Prajapathi who stole all that money is in Dubai.

Around 2 million Indians visit Dubai each year.

Does that mean they are all criminals on the run?

Do you even how high the cost of living in Dubai is?

What are you even saying?

'Pressure is on Home Minister Melkote to act.'

Quite, now listen to me.

The government shall nab Prajapthi within the next 24 hours.

Within the next 24 hours? - Yes! Within the next 24 hours.

This is the gent's washroom, Agent...

Shivani. - Right! Shivani Roy!

Thank you. But why do I keep forgetting your name?

There is lot more that you've forgotten. But don't worry, we'll help you remember it all.

Is this necessary? - Yes! Scamsters need to be handcuffed.

I did no scam. It was Harish Chandra!

Then why did you flee India? - Because they want to kill me.

Who?

Tell me! Who wants to kill you?

Jazeera Cartel. - Jazeera?

I never heard of them.

It is a shadow syndicate. They're highly secretive but extremely dangerous.

They invested their money in my bank and now all that money is lost.

That's why they want to kill me.

I felt I'd be safer with you people than them.

That's why I agreed to this plea deal. - Trying to fool me with this sob story?

Story? Even your government knows all about this!

I'm sure there is a lot more it doesn't know. - First, safely take me to India.

Then I'll tell you the whole truth. - Don't worry. You are in safe hands.

You aren't understanding the situation. I'm not..

I'm not safe, Shivani.

Don't be so scared. - Listen to me.

Jazeera Cartel are the most ruthless criminals.

I'm sure they'll attack me while we are mid air.

Is this why you insisted to travel in your own airlines?

Shivani.. - Ma'am!

The boarding has begun.

Don't worry. Nobody else knows about this operation but for us.

Shivani, my life is in your hands now.

This isn't going to be an easy ride.

Prajapthi is boarding the flight.

Get ready.

A very good evening to all the ladies, gentlemen and non binary people.

This is your captain KK, AKA Kotappa Konda!

And with me in the flight deck we have our first officer OK, Orry Konda.

And I warmly welcome you all onboard

Swingfisher 6EB1CH flying from Dubai to Kochi.

We have a compact economy class, a cozy business class

a capacious diamond class, commodious western toilets

and cramped Indian toilets.

It is going to take 4 hours to fly from Dubai to Kochi.

If all goes well, we'll land in Kochi within 4 hours

but if not, we'll crash land in the Arabian Sea.

For more such jokes, follow me on me Instagram and YouTube at FlyBoyKK.

Also, I've just uploaded my new vlog

on things to do if you pass out in the bathroom.

Hey! Who are you?

These hands are mine?

So, this face must be mine too!

You are dangerously good looking.

Who are you?

Who put his pen here?

Not as painful as I thought.

Looks like a flesh wound. Missed the inferior vena cava.

But how do I know all this?

I look good, like a blend of Brad Pitt and Will Smith

like Sexy Siren Satya.

By the way, am I American?

British? Korean?

Oh! So, I am a Telugu guy? I wouldn't have guessed.

First aid!

Done!

Vitamin D3? Do I have some kind of deficiency?

I should walk in the sun more often.

What's this?

Prabhas!

Is this a ear ring? A nose ring?

A belly ring? No way.

It must be a nipple pin.

Who are you, buddy?

Why don't I remember a thing?

Do you know who I am? Hey! I'm talking to you!

You all look surprised! This is called the breaking of 4th wall.

This is a technique used in screenplay writing.

In 18th century, a French philosopher named Dennis Diderot.. Wait!

How do I know all this? Why do I care about all this?

There are a lot more important things that I need to dwell on.

Wow! English!

Did this pen somehow poke into my stomach?

But looking at the angle of entry and edge pattern

it seems like I was stabbed.

Looks like someone wants me dead.

Where am I?

This looks a like a bathroom. But where is this bathroom?

This is too small to be a home bathroom.

This is too neat to be a train bathroom.

A bus doesn't even have a bathroom.

Airbus? Yes!

This is an aeroplane's bathroom and someone tried to kill me in here.

But who could it be?

Who?

I might find out if I step out.

An earthquake in the skies?

By the way, where are you watching this movie?

In a single screen, in a multiplex, on an OTT platform?

Or on iBomma? Isn't that banned?

Why is he staring at me?

He isn't even smiling. Hi!

He's got hemorrhoid or something?

Holy mother.. Is it you who attacked me, Father?

I'm scared, son!

'No, it can't be him'. Stop reading horror stories then, Father.

It is not this book that scares me! - Then what does?

I can sense some danger! I feel the presence of an..

Hey, evil spirit, depart from here! - Father!

This isn't some evil presence. It is just turbulence.

I don't believe! - At times like these, one should read this.

Now what is this? - It'll tell you what to do if the plane crashes.

Will this plane crash? - Well, every plane is capable of crashing.

Anyways, who am I to speak on this? I'm just a mere passenger.

Lord of mercy, guide our wings through the storm! Not by the power..

This is the Nimbus 550, Diamond-Class plane. Carbontitanium nano alloy build.

Withstands up to 600 knots of shear winds. Powered by plasma-assisted hybrid turbofans.

Runs on advanced avionics and a 9-core real-time OS.

For this plane to crash, either the pilot must be a dud

or some cruise missle must hit it.

Now keep reading.

Impressive! I think I'm an aeronautical engineer!