Pair of Kings

Who goes there?

Aren't you supposed to ask that before you murder a defenseless handbag?

Candis, what are you doing so close to the dark side?

You texting and walking again?

I was looking for you. You've been taking a lot of solo patrols lately.

Are you hiding from someone? Like king Brady?

Why would I hide from him?

Well, heh, not that I'm one to gossip

but I heard from Allison who heard from Mallory

who heard from Hillary that Jermaine said...

Oh! My shift ends in four hours, get to the point!

Fine. The word is that you said you're never going to date king Brady

because he's too immature and he'll never grow up

as long as he's king of this island.

- Hmm? - What? I didn't say that.

So you're denying that's how you feel?

- Well... i... - Ha! You hesitated.

Hesitation's confirmation.

Shh.

Oh, girlfriend, if you're looking for something to shoot,

put those man sandals out of their misery.

Hey, daddy. Were any of the guards over on

the south side of the island last night?

Why, you trying to find out who owns those sandals you're wearing?

I'm part bigfoot. Whose fault is that?

Lock down the castle! Call the guards! Close the island!

Calm down, your majesty. I only had a small bite of your cinnamon roll.

Okay, I ate the whole thing. Stop sleeping till noon.

No, it's Brady. We'll talk about my cinnamon roll later.

He's gone. Brady's gone!

One down, one to go!

My family's just dropping like flies.

Look, I'd stop worrying, King Boomer. I don't think Brady would go without you.

I mean, you two don't even go to the bathroom without each other.

That's another reason we need to bring him back.

My number two is stealing third.

Mason, read note again. Maybe we miss something.

Sometimes I take nap standing up.

"Dear, Boomer, I've decided I'm not suited to be king anymore.

If I want to be the man I need to be,

I have a lot of growing up to do and I can't do it here."

That was Brady in the jungle. He must have heard us.

Mikayla, be quiet, all right.

We're trying to find clues as to why Brady left. Go on, Mason.

Then this is the part where he talks about skinny calves making a comeback

and finally he says, "this is something I need to do alone.

You are the stronger king, Boomer. You always have been.

You're going to do great. I love you, bro. Brady."

- Oh! This is terrible. - That's what I've been saying.

No, I think I fell asleep again. What came after skinny calves?

Pay attention, this is my brother we're talking about!

Your shoulders are freezing. Are you even alive?

Oh. Your majesty, one of the hot air balloons is gone.

What does a missing hot air balloon have to do with Brady leaving the island?

Oh. I need to go after him.

Right this way, your majesty. I have a balloon ready for you.

Oh, it's a deathtrap.

Death trap two thousand. It's a brand name.

King Boomer, it's too dangerous. Let me go after Brady.

Ignore him and, uh, the duct tape holding this thing together.

- Up you go. - Sorry, Mason, he's my brother.

And nothing's going to stop me.

Except that.

What? A storm cloud?

A little island breeze isn't gonna stop me.

Breezy beat down!

Get back inside! It's not safe to fly!

Are you kidding? The Gale force winds will have you up in no time.

Lanny, let go or I will...

Kid give me headache. Storm give me opportunity.

We should be safe in the castle. Where's King Boomer?

He's upstairs. Bye now.

Let me go, Mason. Let me go, Mason.

I need to go after Brady.

King Boomer, storm is island's way of making you stay.

Well, if the island's...

Wow, it is really hard to stop that.

Well, if the island's so powerful, why would it let my brother go?

Yeah, why would the island let one of the kings of legend leave?

Well, did you ever think that Brady not king of legend?

I know I did.

I'm sorry, King Boomer but Brady's work is done here on island.

But Brady is one of the kings of legend.

- All the signs pointed to brothers. - Storm points to you being wrong.

- You wrong a lot. - I refuse to believe it.

And I'm not coming back without Brady.

Wrong again, wrong guy.

Uh, your majesty? We come with good news.

The storm is finally over.

Well, that is good news, isn't it, king Brady?

King Brady?

Looks like the weather has cleared up.

It's partly cloudy with a chance of hotness. What-what?

Daddy, what's going on?

Don't ask me. I'm the guy that gets everything wrong.

Why they let me run around here half-naked,

guarding people is a mystery to me.

Your majesty, the storm took a toll on the island.

The first thing that the people need to see

come out of the castle is their leader.

What do you think, Brady? Pit check.

Fresh as a Daisy. Let's roll.

Well, at least he didn't try to kiss me on the way out.

Smooch, smooch, pow!

Whoa.

There's a whole ship wrecked in the Plaza.

This day is starting to get weird.

Yeah, "starting."

King Boomer, I know you're worried about my hair looking like this

but there's a rumor that king Brady left the island.

- Why are you looking at me? - I'm not.

I'm just wondering how a storm almost wiped us off the face of this earth,

yet those sandals survived.

It is true. King Brady is gone.

Ah. But no reason to panic.

King Boomer is here. We are in good hands.

Hey, hey, hey...

Hey! He wasn't talking about you.

Uh, Mason, did anybody think to check that boat for survivors?

Trust me, there's no one in that thing.

Take my machete. I'm a joke.

Those are all citizens of the island of mind...

I can tell by their funny little shorts that ride up in the back.

Yeah, that's right. I know fashion.

King Boomer. It is a great honor.

I am King Boz of Mindu

and I am saddened to tell you our island nation sank during the storm.

My people and I humbly seek refuge on the great island of Kinkow.

Uh, well, I'm sorry about your island, your ship and your clothes.

I just heard your shorts were a little pinchy.

But, uh, of course! I mean, your people are welcome here.

Oh-ho! Thank goodness. I've been sweating that speech for like ten hours.

'Cause if you would've said no...

we have nowhere to go.

What, to the island of sununu? Heck no. Those girls are mean.

And definitely not cornea. Who wants that third eye always staring at you?

Thank you. Put a patch over that stink-eye, we are trying to eat.

Oh, uh, let me introduce you to the makoolas.

This is Mason, royal advisor and head of our security.

For now.

- And Mikayla, head guard and... - Whoa! Kraipan!

Oh, where?

Um, I am sorry but this Mikayla looks like my ex-girlfriend.

From now on, I officially do not like you.

Oh, okay. Um, well, it is a pleasure to, heh, meet you, your majesty.

Whoa! Shirt-shield!

What? Oh!

Yeah, my birthmark. Don't stare at it too long.

It'll hypnotize you, especially when I do this.

It is Kinkow swirl.

Uh, actually, I call it the "washboard wiggle."

No, not your strange tummy spasm. Birthmark.

Both King Boomer and Brady have one just like that.

Yeah! I'd show you where mine is but y'all have been through enough today.

King Boomer, there is something you should know.

Oh, there's a lot of things I should know.

But I thought we all decided I'm all full up.

Wait. Who was that?

King Boomer, you and Brady are not twins.