Teen Titans Go!

1x19 - Staff Meeting

Titans, I've assembled you all here for a staff meeting.

Staff meeting! Staff meeting!

What was that for?

I've been going over the performance reviews

and vigilance is down 4%. Justice, 5%.

Yet, somehow, horseplay is up 95%.

What?

Now, if you guys were just more like my staff here...

Ugh... Here we go again.

- What? - You treating that staff like it's a person!

They got a great tuna melt there, too... Uh, I'm sorry, what, Cyborg?

I missed that. We were discussing lunch plans.

Yeah. It's super weird, Robin.

Oh, yeah? Well, we think you're super weird. So, ha!

On Tamaran, many people communicate with lumps of wood.

Thank you, Starfire.

Those people are banished from our city and fed to the dorpnug.

You do know it's just a stick, right?

Uh-oh! He hates being called that!

A stick?

You better stop calling him that!

Well, that's what it is. Mr. Sticky Stickerton.

A stick, stick, stickitty stick!

Whoa, whoa! Calm down, buddy. Trust me, they're not worth it.

Look into my eyes. Go to your happy place.

Stick.

I warned you!

- What you call a stick... - Ow!

...is the most refined fighting instrument on the planet!

- Perfectly balanced! - Ooh... Ooh... Ow!

Multi-purpose!

And the best friend a guy could ask for.

But I thought I was your best friend.

- No! - Oh! Ow!

Bottom line, this staff is the best sidekick any hero could ever have.

Oh, what's that?

Oh, yeah, burger sounds great, buddy.

They got that cool kaiser bun that... You driving?

Uh, anyone seen the plunger?

Why not use Robin's staff?

Yeah, he seems to think it can do any job.

Wow, this stick is awesome!

I love this stick.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, dudes, I got a solution.

There.

Ooh... I think you broke it.

Aw, snap! Literally.

Robin will be greatly upset.

Then no one better tell him.

Maybe I can put this together with a little magic.

Morning, guys. Anybody seen my staff?

- Uh-uh. - Nope.

Sorry.

We broke it!

What?!!

- Yeah, your stick got broke. - But, we taped it together!

Good as new. Here you go, bro.

Yeah, I can still use this.

Sure you can, bud.

I have a feeling everything's gonna be a-o-k.

A-o-k, yeah.

Everything is not a-o-k!

It's not fair.

It worked so well before.

Argh!

Sad punch... sad punch!

Frowny kick!

Oh, how I hate when Robin glorbnaks with the sadness.

Yeah, bro needs a new stick.

But you heard him, that staff was irreplaceable.

If a spell won't work, there is one place he could get a new one.

Robin...

What?

Ugh... I know a place where you can find a new staff.

One that's even better than the last one.

There can never be another staff! Never!

Never!

Look, I don't want a new staff.

What if it was magic?