Minions: The Rise of Gru

[grand orchestral fanfare playing]

Ooh. Minion!

- -

Freeze! AVL!

- Hey! Hey! -

- Stop right there! - Grab her!

Oh. Ah!

- Yeah, baby! - Attention, all units.

Whoa!

- Look out!

- You like that? - Hey!

Repeating, all units, villain is heading westbound...

Ooh, baby!

The Anti-Villain League can't catch this.

Guess who stole the map.

Hallelujah!

Yeah! I got this.

Good work.

The map to the legendary Zodiac Stone.

We will become the most powerful villains in the world.

Okay, let's get a move on.

We leave for Asia tonight.

Okay, let's see here.

- - I'm in.

Hello, beautiful.

Whoa!

What?

Oh.

Ha ha! Yes!

The Zodiac Stone.

- - Whoa.

Soon, the power of these unstoppable beasts

will be ours.

Ah, for crying out loud.

Oh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Hurry up. I got a bunch of deadly tchotchkes on my tail.

Roger that on the copy.

Step on it, sister.

Hurry up! Come on!

Off! Off!

I got it. I got the stone.

Party's over, old man.

The Vicious Six has a new head honcho.

You just got played for a sucker!

Whoa! Hold on. I started this group.

We're a team.

Where's your loyalty?

Oh, please. We're villains.

There's no such thing.

It's time for the next generation.

["Bang, Bang" by G.E.M. playing]

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Quiet down, class.

- Quiet down, class. -

People, people.

So, what do you want to be

- when you grow up? Ooh! Ooh, ooh!

- Samantha. - I want to be a doctor.

- Wonderful. - Oh, oh!

Bradley.

I want to be a teacher.

No, you do not.

Ooh! Me, me! - Yes.

I want to be a fireman who is also the president

and-and also drives race cars. Yeah.

Exciting.

And what about you, Gru?

Gru?

Me?

I want to be...

a supervillain.

- - Supervillain?

- Supervillain. - Loser!

- -

- Kelly! - Daddy!

- Brett! - Mom!

Gru!

Kiss-a la mama!

Oh. My favorite tiny relatives.

[Minions giggling, speaking Minionese]

Eh, oh, no. Guys, come on.

- - Hey.

I got an image to uphold here.

- -

- - Okay.

Hey, are you guys pumped for the movie?

- Let's go! -

- -

- Oh, no!

[people groaning, coughing and screaming]

Shark! A shark!

Oh!

I am a pinball wizard.

- -

Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.

Swish. Swish.

Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.

- -

- Bello. -Bello. - Bello.

- Bello. Bello. - Bello. -Bello.

- -

Everything you got.

A little more. Come on.

-Put some of those sprinkles on there.

I like those sprinkles.

Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray!

Cheese-Ray!

Don't cheese me, bro.

Pank you!

Mmm! So creamy, so delicious.

Worth every calorie.

Ah, mmm!

Bills, magazines,

S&H Green Stamps.

Huh?

Ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Holy guacamole!

Where can we listen? Where can we listen?

Hello, Mr. Gru.

We've received your application to the world's best

supervillain team, the Vicious Six.

A recent opening has become available,

- and... - And?

- ...your interview is tomorrow at noon. -