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>> >> HEY. >> HEY.

>> HEY. >> HEY. >> I CLOCKED YOU IN ALREADY.

>> HEY. >> I CLOCKED YOU IN ALREADY. >> COOL.

>> I CLOCKED YOU IN ALREADY. >> COOL. >> GET ANY SLEEP?

>> COOL. >> GET ANY SLEEP? >> BARELY.

>> GET ANY SLEEP? >> BARELY. >> YEAH. ME, TOO.

>> BARELY. >> YEAH. ME, TOO. YEAH, THAT PLACE SO WASN'T WORTH

>> YEAH. ME, TOO. YEAH, THAT PLACE SO WASN'T WORTH IT.

YEAH, THAT PLACE SO WASN'T WORTH IT. >>

IT. >> >> THERE WAS ONLY THAT ONE CUTE

>> >> THERE WAS ONLY THAT ONE CUTE ONE.

>> THERE WAS ONLY THAT ONE CUTE ONE. >> TELL ME ABOUT IT.

ONE. >> TELL ME ABOUT IT. $33 DOWN THE DRAIN.

>> TELL ME ABOUT IT. $33 DOWN THE DRAIN. >> YEAH.

$33 DOWN THE DRAIN. >> YEAH. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TALK

>> YEAH. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TALK TO WOMEN IN THIS TOWN.

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TALK TO WOMEN IN THIS TOWN. >> COME ON, MAN.

TO WOMEN IN THIS TOWN. >> COME ON, MAN. >> I'M SERIOUS. IT'S POINTLESS.

>> COME ON, MAN. >> I'M SERIOUS. IT'S POINTLESS. AW, SHIT.

>> GOOD MORNING, LOS ANGELES. IT'S 68 DEGREES OUT, 6:37 IN THE A.M., AND LOOKING

IT'S 68 DEGREES OUT, 6:37 IN THE A.M., AND LOOKING BEAUTIFUL, AS ALWAYS, OUT

THE A.M., AND LOOKING BEAUTIFUL, AS ALWAYS, OUT THERE.

BEAUTIFUL, AS ALWAYS, OUT THERE. SUNSHINE, CLEAR SKIES, AND

THERE. SUNSHINE, CLEAR SKIES, AND PERFECT POOL WEATHER ALL WEEK

SUNSHINE, CLEAR SKIES, AND PERFECT POOL WEATHER ALL WEEK LONG IN THE ENTERTAINMENT

PERFECT POOL WEATHER ALL WEEK LONG IN THE ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

LONG IN THE ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. GOT TO LOVE IT.

CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. GOT TO LOVE IT. BREAKING NEWS THIS MORNING -- A

GOT TO LOVE IT. BREAKING NEWS THIS MORNING -- A TOURIST LAID DOWN HIS OWN

BREAKING NEWS THIS MORNING -- A TOURIST LAID DOWN HIS OWN HANDPRINTS AMONG THE BIGGEST

TOURIST LAID DOWN HIS OWN HANDPRINTS AMONG THE BIGGEST CELEBRITIES AT THE

HANDPRINTS AMONG THE BIGGEST CELEBRITIES AT THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.

CELEBRITIES AT THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. WE'LL HAVE HIM ON OUR SHOW

HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. WE'LL HAVE HIM ON OUR SHOW LATER THIS WEEK AND ASK HIM WHY

WE'LL HAVE HIM ON OUR SHOW LATER THIS WEEK AND ASK HIM WHY HE'S A LITTLE BIT CRAZY.

LATER THIS WEEK AND ASK HIM WHY HE'S A LITTLE BIT CRAZY. COMING UP, WE'RE GONNA...

>> WHOA. MARK WAHLBERG SOLD HIS HOUSE. >> FOR HOW MUCH?

MARK WAHLBERG SOLD HIS HOUSE. >> FOR HOW MUCH? >> NOT MUCH. 6.4.

>> FOR HOW MUCH? >> NOT MUCH. 6.4. HEY, HOW BIG DID YOU SAY HIS LOT

>> NOT MUCH. 6.4. HEY, HOW BIG DID YOU SAY HIS LOT WAS?

HEY, HOW BIG DID YOU SAY HIS LOT WAS? >> UH, I THINK I SAID IT WAS A

WAS? >> UH, I THINK I SAID IT WAS A HALF ACRE.

>> UH, I THINK I SAID IT WAS A HALF ACRE. >> I SAID THREE-QUARTERS OF AN

HALF ACRE. >> I SAID THREE-QUARTERS OF AN ACRE.

>> I SAID THREE-QUARTERS OF AN ACRE. LET'S SEE.

ACRE. LET'S SEE. YEAH. 0.7 ACRES.

LET'S SEE. YEAH. 0.7 ACRES. I TOLD YOU.

YEAH. 0.7 ACRES. I TOLD YOU. >> MAN, IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK

I TOLD YOU. >> MAN, IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK THAT BIG.

>> MAN, IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK THAT BIG. REMEMBER THAT, UH, BASKETBALL

THAT BIG. REMEMBER THAT, UH, BASKETBALL HOOP HE THREW AWAY, LIKE, FIVE

REMEMBER THAT, UH, BASKETBALL HOOP HE THREW AWAY, LIKE, FIVE YEARS AGO?

HOOP HE THREW AWAY, LIKE, FIVE YEARS AGO? >> IT'S THE ONE I HAVE AT MY

YEARS AGO? >> IT'S THE ONE I HAVE AT MY HOUSE.

>> IT'S THE ONE I HAVE AT MY HOUSE. >> THAT'S THE SAME ONE?

HOUSE. >> THAT'S THE SAME ONE? >> YEAH.

>> THAT'S THE SAME ONE? >> YEAH. >>

>> HEY! >> COME ON, MAN! LET'S GO! >> JUST COME HERE!

CHECK IT OUT. THIGHMASTER. >> I'M SURE IT'S BROKEN.

THIGHMASTER. >> I'M SURE IT'S BROKEN. >> ISN'T THIS THE ONE THAT

>> I'M SURE IT'S BROKEN. >> ISN'T THIS THE ONE THAT SUZANNE SOMERS INVENTED?

>> ISN'T THIS THE ONE THAT SUZANNE SOMERS INVENTED? YOU WANT IT?

SUZANNE SOMERS INVENTED? YOU WANT IT? >> NOT REALLY.

YOU WANT IT? >> NOT REALLY. >> I'M GONNA TAKE IT.

>> NOT REALLY. >> I'M GONNA TAKE IT. >> GREAT.

>> I'M GONNA TAKE IT. >> GREAT. >> CAN YOU PUT IT IN THE CAB?

>> GREAT. >> CAN YOU PUT IT IN THE CAB? >> YES.

>> HEY, DID YOU SEE "GOOD MORNING, L.A." THIS MORNING?

"GOOD MORNING, L.A." THIS MORNING? THEY DID A SPECIAL ON

MORNING? THEY DID A SPECIAL ON DARYL HANNAH.

THEY DID A SPECIAL ON DARYL HANNAH. SHE'S SMOKING HOT.

DARYL HANNAH. SHE'S SMOKING HOT. I DARE YOU TO SAY SOMETHING TO

SHE'S SMOKING HOT. I DARE YOU TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER.

I DARE YOU TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER. >> LIKE WHAT?

HER. >> LIKE WHAT? YOU ALWAYS DARE ME TO SAY STUPID

>> LIKE WHAT? YOU ALWAYS DARE ME TO SAY STUPID CRAP TO PEOPLE, AND THEN I END

YOU ALWAYS DARE ME TO SAY STUPID CRAP TO PEOPLE, AND THEN I END UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT.

CRAP TO PEOPLE, AND THEN I END UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT. WHAT IF SHE'S NOT EVEN MY TYPE?

UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT. WHAT IF SHE'S NOT EVEN MY TYPE? >> AHH.

WHAT IF SHE'S NOT EVEN MY TYPE? >> AHH. WHEN DID HE GET THIS?

>> AHH. WHEN DID HE GET THIS? BASTARD.

WHEN DID HE GET THIS? BASTARD. WICKED.

BASTARD. WICKED. >> NOT BAD.

WICKED. >> NOT BAD. >>

>> NOT BAD. >> >> I HATE COMING UP MULHOLLAND.

>> >> I HATE COMING UP MULHOLLAND. >> OKAY.

>> I HATE COMING UP MULHOLLAND. >> OKAY. FIRST OF ALL, THANKS TO ME,

>> OKAY. FIRST OF ALL, THANKS TO ME, YOU'RE ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS

FIRST OF ALL, THANKS TO ME, YOU'RE ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS WITH DEBRA WINGER BEFORE SHE

YOU'RE ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS WITH DEBRA WINGER BEFORE SHE MOVED TO MALIBU.

WITH DEBRA WINGER BEFORE SHE MOVED TO MALIBU. SECOND OF ALL, DARYL HANNAH IS

MOVED TO MALIBU. SECOND OF ALL, DARYL HANNAH IS EVERYBODY'S TYPE...

SECOND OF ALL, DARYL HANNAH IS EVERYBODY'S TYPE... >>

EVERYBODY'S TYPE... >> >> ...AND IF WE SEE HER TODAY, I

>> >> ...AND IF WE SEE HER TODAY, I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING

>> ...AND IF WE SEE HER TODAY, I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING TO HER.

THINK YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING TO HER. >> WE'LL SEE.

TO HER. >> WE'LL SEE. >> OI!

>> WE'LL SEE. >> OI! OI!

>> OI! OI! WATCH THE PORSCHE!

OI! WATCH THE PORSCHE! >> YEAH, IT'S FINE. WE KNOW.

WATCH THE PORSCHE! >> YEAH, IT'S FINE. WE KNOW. >> I KNOW YOU KNOW, BUT YOU'RE

>> YEAH, IT'S FINE. WE KNOW. >> I KNOW YOU KNOW, BUT YOU'RE TOO CLOSE.

>> I KNOW YOU KNOW, BUT YOU'RE TOO CLOSE. THAT IS A 1955

TOO CLOSE. THAT IS A 1955 PORSCHE SPEEDSTER 356.

THAT IS A 1955 PORSCHE SPEEDSTER 356. THIS AUTOMOBILE IS ONE OF THE

PORSCHE SPEEDSTER 356. THIS AUTOMOBILE IS ONE OF THE SEVERAL PORSCHES OWNED AND

THIS AUTOMOBILE IS ONE OF THE SEVERAL PORSCHES OWNED AND DRIVEN BY JAMES DEAN.

SEVERAL PORSCHES OWNED AND DRIVEN BY JAMES DEAN. IT'S PRETTY MUCH PRICELESS, AND

DRIVEN BY JAMES DEAN. IT'S PRETTY MUCH PRICELESS, AND MR. STILLER SPECIFICALLY ASKED

IT'S PRETTY MUCH PRICELESS, AND MR. STILLER SPECIFICALLY ASKED ME TO REMIND YOU TO STAY CLEAR

MR. STILLER SPECIFICALLY ASKED ME TO REMIND YOU TO STAY CLEAR OF ALL OF HIS VEHICLES,

ME TO REMIND YOU TO STAY CLEAR OF ALL OF HIS VEHICLES, ESPECIALLY THE PORSCHE.

OF ALL OF HIS VEHICLES, ESPECIALLY THE PORSCHE. AND MR. STILLER ALSO REQUESTS,

ESPECIALLY THE PORSCHE. AND MR. STILLER ALSO REQUESTS, YET AGAIN, THAT YOU PLACE THE

AND MR. STILLER ALSO REQUESTS, YET AGAIN, THAT YOU PLACE THE TRASH BINS SIX INCHES APART.

YET AGAIN, THAT YOU PLACE THE TRASH BINS SIX INCHES APART. >> OKAY.

TRASH BINS SIX INCHES APART. >> OKAY. >> MARVELOUS.

>> OKAY. >> MARVELOUS. >> HAVE A NICE DAY.

>> MARVELOUS. >> HAVE A NICE DAY. >> YOU, TOO.

>> HAVE A NICE DAY. >> YOU, TOO. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE,

>> YOU, TOO. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE, SOMETIMES?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE, SOMETIMES? >> WHAT?

SOMETIMES? >> WHAT? >> I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ALL MY

>> WHAT? >> I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ALL MY LITTLE CHILDREN, AND THEY'RE

>> I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ALL MY LITTLE CHILDREN, AND THEY'RE DIRTY, AND I HAVE TO CLEAN UP

LITTLE CHILDREN, AND THEY'RE DIRTY, AND I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM.

DIRTY, AND I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM. AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME AND YOU,

AFTER THEM. AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME AND YOU, THEN THEY WOULD BE LIVING IN A

AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME AND YOU, THEN THEY WOULD BE LIVING IN A WORLD OF FILTH.

THEN THEY WOULD BE LIVING IN A WORLD OF FILTH. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WORLD OF FILTH. KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> YEAH.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> YEAH. I CAN SEE THAT.

>> YEAH. I CAN SEE THAT. >> WE'RE SO LUCKY TO BE

I CAN SEE THAT. >> WE'RE SO LUCKY TO BE SERVICING BEV HILLS, HUH?

>> WE'RE SO LUCKY TO BE SERVICING BEV HILLS, HUH? IMAGINE IF WE HAD TO DO THE

SERVICING BEV HILLS, HUH? IMAGINE IF WE HAD TO DO THE VALLEY.

IMAGINE IF WE HAD TO DO THE VALLEY. >> YEAH.

VALLEY. >> YEAH. >>

OH, MAN. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THIS? SHOCK AND AWE.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THIS? SHOCK AND AWE. >> NO SHOCK AND AWE.

SHOCK AND AWE. >> NO SHOCK AND AWE. >> COME ON.

>> NO SHOCK AND AWE. >> COME ON. SHOCK AND AWE.

>> COME ON. SHOCK AND AWE. >> HI, GUYS.

SHOCK AND AWE. >> HI, GUYS. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS.

>> HI, GUYS. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. WE TRIED TO CALL GOODWILL, AND

I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. WE TRIED TO CALL GOODWILL, AND THEN WE THOUGHT MAYBE SOMEBODY

WE TRIED TO CALL GOODWILL, AND THEN WE THOUGHT MAYBE SOMEBODY WOULD TAKE IT, BUT...

THEN WE THOUGHT MAYBE SOMEBODY WOULD TAKE IT, BUT... >> IT'S FINE, UH, DARYL.

WOULD TAKE IT, BUT... >> IT'S FINE, UH, DARYL. WE'LL, UH -- WE'LL MAKE IT FIT.

>> IT'S FINE, UH, DARYL. WE'LL, UH -- WE'LL MAKE IT FIT. >> THANKS.

WE'LL, UH -- WE'LL MAKE IT FIT. >> THANKS. OH, WE COULD CALL ONE OF

>> THANKS. OH, WE COULD CALL ONE OF THOSE BIG DUMPSTER-THINGY

OH, WE COULD CALL ONE OF THOSE BIG DUMPSTER-THINGY COMPANIES OR --

THOSE BIG DUMPSTER-THINGY COMPANIES OR -- >> HI.

COMPANIES OR -- >> HI. >> HI.

>> HI. >> HI. >> WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

>> HI. >> WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. >> OKAY. THANKS.

>> WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. >> OKAY. THANKS. BYE.

>> OKAY. THANKS. BYE. >> BYE.

BYE. >> BYE. >> OH, MY GOD.

>> BYE. >> OH, MY GOD. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?

>> OH, MY GOD. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? I MEAN -- WHAT AM I SUP-- IT'S

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? I MEAN -- WHAT AM I SUP-- IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A SHOT WITH

I MEAN -- WHAT AM I SUP-- IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A SHOT WITH DARYL HANNAH.

NOT LIKE I HAVE A SHOT WITH DARYL HANNAH. >> BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, AND THAT

DARYL HANNAH. >> BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, AND THAT IS THE POINT.

>> BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, AND THAT IS THE POINT. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

IS THE POINT. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO

>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THIS?

>> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THIS? >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT COMES

WITH THIS? >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT COMES APART IN PIECES.

>> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT COMES APART IN PIECES. >> SHOCK AND AWE.

APART IN PIECES. >> SHOCK AND AWE. >> NO SHOCK AND AWE.

>> SHOCK AND AWE. >> NO SHOCK AND AWE. >> COME ON. SHOCK AND AWE.

>> NO SHOCK AND AWE. >> COME ON. SHOCK AND AWE. >>

>> COME ON. SHOCK AND AWE. >> >> PLEASE?

>> >> PLEASE? >> ALL RIGHT.

>> PLEASE? >> ALL RIGHT.

SHOCK AND AWE!

>> GOOD STUFF. >> YEAH, MAN. WE'RE IN THE INDUSTRY, BY THE

>> YEAH, MAN. WE'RE IN THE INDUSTRY, BY THE WAY -- BOTH OF US.

WE'RE IN THE INDUSTRY, BY THE WAY -- BOTH OF US. UH, BEHIND THE SCENES, MOSTLY.

WAY -- BOTH OF US. UH, BEHIND THE SCENES, MOSTLY. >> COOL.

UH, BEHIND THE SCENES, MOSTLY. >> COOL. >> I BET YOU THINK THAT WE'RE

>> COOL. >> I BET YOU THINK THAT WE'RE WRITERS, HUH?

>> I BET YOU THINK THAT WE'RE WRITERS, HUH? CLOSE. NO.

WRITERS, HUH? CLOSE. NO. WE DEAL WITH A-LISTERS ALL THE

CLOSE. NO. WE DEAL WITH A-LISTERS ALL THE TIME.

WE DEAL WITH A-LISTERS ALL THE TIME. I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THIS, BUT

TIME. I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THIS, BUT JUST THIS MORNING, WE WERE AT

I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THIS, BUT JUST THIS MORNING, WE WERE AT BEN STILLER'S HOUSE, AND THEN,

JUST THIS MORNING, WE WERE AT BEN STILLER'S HOUSE, AND THEN, UH, WE WENT TO JEN ANISTON'S AND

BEN STILLER'S HOUSE, AND THEN, UH, WE WENT TO JEN ANISTON'S AND NICK CAGE'S, AND, UH, WAHLBERG.

UH, WE WENT TO JEN ANISTON'S AND NICK CAGE'S, AND, UH, WAHLBERG. HE'S MOVING, ACTUALLY.

NICK CAGE'S, AND, UH, WAHLBERG. HE'S MOVING, ACTUALLY. WAHLBERG.