Unhinged

What the fuck are you doing?

- - Fuck you!

Oh, my God!

- Stop! Stop! -

Good morning to you all.

Good morning out there.

Good morning to all of you.

On this Monday... Yeah, it's Monday.

A case of the Mondays.

I am on my third cup of coffee.

Anybody else having a hard time this morning?

Drivers are expected to experience record congestion today.

Around 100 workers are losing their jobs.

Are you feeling stressed out these days?

Hey, guess what? Join the club.

Violent altercations can happen

from even the most minor lapses by drivers.

I've posted every day, ten times a day, for three years now.

Too many people out there think they can multitask

while operating a vehicle.

Incivility is a major issue in America.

Rudeness can breed more rudeness.

We were born angry.

And with anger comes a lack of self-control.

When you're very angry, you lose a lot of self-control.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- Oh, my... - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Aggressive driving's been on the rise for several years,

and that's due to societies moving faster...

Road-rage fatalities have skyrocketed 500%.

A simple ride-share trip yesterday took a horrific turn.

Local law enforcement is understaffed

with no new applicants in sight.

It's getting real bad out there.

People are taking matters into their own hands.

Seeing this live right now.

The police have him cornered. We're in the middle of a standoff here.

I knew it wasn't going to end well.

You gotta protect yourself these days.

No one else is gonna help you.

We've been married 15 years, we have three kids,

and my husband's been cheating on me for years.

A man who is thought to be the main suspect...

Issues surrounding mental health are increasing by the day.

Inequality is pushing us farther and farther apart.

We are going backwards.

Thousands of police officers have been laid off since...

It's a nationwide epidemic right now.

It could be years before they can afford to hire more officers.

...searching for a suspect...

Gas prices were up 82 cents today.

Ambulance response rates are slowing down.

Stress levels are at an all-time high.

...all the warning signs of impending collapse.

When we reach our boiling point and we explode...

In the streets with counter-protestors.

- We blame the media, Twitter, Facebook. - We feel all that strain...

It's definitely a problem that we're facing...

Takes a toll on your relationships.

...your health and well-being.

Why is everything filled with such garbage?

People have so much coming at them,

their brains just can't handle it.

Andy?

Hello. You up?

I am now.

Well, that's good, 'cause your soon-to-be ex filed another motion.

What's he want now?

Just say it.

He wants the house.

Of course he does.

Listen, I'm already drawing up our objection.

Shit. I didn't set my alarm.

Hey, I just need you to tell me to file it, okay?

- Rach? - I need to think about it.

What?

Come on.

I just want this to be over.

Rachel, you need to fight this, and you know that.

Come on. Richard didn't work for the house. You did.

Hey, I gotta go.

Okay, but we're continuing this conversation at lunch.

Yeah. You're the best.

- I know it. - Bye.

Shouldn't you be dressed?

What, this is not appropriate attire for your personal chauffeur?

- You have a client. - No, I don't.

I mean, yes, I do. But, you know, we're still good.

- It just means we've got... - Another tardy.

No, we're good.

Okay?

- - Yeah. No, I know.

I... I get it. I know you don't like living there,

but it's an assisted-living community, Mom, it's not an old folks' home.

Can you hear me? Can you...

Okay, Mom, you need... I can't hear you.

You need to press the little microphone button. It's...

...firefighters battle a raging house fire...

Mom, you need to...

You need to press the little microphone button with the...

I don't know if you can hear me. I'm gonna come see you later, okay?

- Um... Bye. -

Police are actively searching now for the homeowner's ex-husband,

who was last seen fleeing the scene in a gray pickup truck early this morning.

Our own Pat Davereaux spoke with a neighbor

about the suspect's history of substance abuse and violence

after a workplace injury.

She had a restraining order on him.

And now she's gone.

- He just couldn't face it. -

I was watching that.

It's way too early for real life, dude.

Anybody seen my candy-cane scissors?

Now, why would you want to cut candy canes?

You know. My scissors with the...

Never mind.

Is she okay?

I think so.

Gonna be late again.

Found 'em.

Under one of your piles of trash.

Hey, science has proven

that piles are the most efficient filing system.

I read that somewhere.

Those are actually my coupons.

- Were you cutting us coupons? - Mm-hmm.

- I love you. - Mm.

Rachel, maybe you could learn a thing

or two from Mary about fiscal responsibility.

- Rachel, I... I'm sorry. - It's okay.

I really love having you and my brother here.

But if you're so fiscally responsible,

maybe it's time to kick in some rent here.

Rachel, you're the one that said that we couldn't stay at Mom's.

We need to sell it. And you know that. Okay?

I can't afford to pay for her care, and you really can't either.

No, no, I told you, I'm working on the business

and it's gonna start soon.

Come on, Freddy, we gotta be real.

Real about what?

What does that even mean?

She was getting lost in her own neighborhood.

But to be fair, I still get lost in our old neighborhood.

- Even with a phone? - Yeah.

Yeah, the streets in Linwood Springs are like a freakin' maze of spaghetti.

Kyle, grab a granola bar. We gotta go.

I already ate.

Bye, guys. See you after school.

See you, dude. Blow it up in there.

Bye, buddy.

Morning, Rachel. Hey, Kyle.

Morning, Rosie. New ride?

Yeah. We've gone minivan.

It suits you.

Bye.

- -

Are we ever gonna get a new ride?

Sure.

You wanna buy me one?

"Prospective."

Mom, I'm good.

Remember, it's not "per-spective."

"Prospective."

P-R-O-S-P-E-C-T-I-V-E.

- "Prospective." - Nice job.

Hey, so what do you say? Should we risk the freeway today?

No. No freeway.

Okay, well, just check the traffic for me, please.

You don't have a pass code anymore?

Not since I almost crashed trying to unlock it.

Wow. That's not safe.

- "Precarious." - What?

Next word. "Precarious."

"Precarious." P-R-E-C-A-R-I-O-U-S.

- Use it in a sentence. - Uh...

The way the glass is placed on the edge of the table is precarious.

Nice. Good job.

Says it's clear.

And that's a problem why?

Because we still can't trust it.

- Sorry, kiddo, but today we must. - Mom, no!

- I don't have a choice. - No! Please?

- We're gonna be late. - Trust me, Kyle.

This is gonna be quicker, okay?

That's what you said the last two times.

Hey, see? All clear.

It's Dad. Can I please talk to him?

- Hey, Dad. - Hey, man.