Bob's Burgers

: Hello, everybody.

Guess who's got two thumbs and the flu?

This gal!

Feel my forehead!

Just feel it! Feel it!

Oh, yeah, you're on fire.

Uh-huh!She's half girl, half grill.

All cop. A really sick cop.

Oh, no, Louise, you caught that flu bug

that's going around? That's terrible.

I know, such bad luck. Ugh.

It's interesting how upbeat you are.

Maybe 'cause you want to miss school?

Father, how dare you.

But, gosh, now that you mention it,

I might have to miss some school.

Man, too bad, I love that stuff.

Mm-hmm.Louise, you do not want that flu bug.

I had it and it gave me weird fever dreams.

I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa,

but she was a werewolf.Classic.

Well, I may have the flu, but I've never felt better.

Tina...All right, I'll take one of those bad boys.

How's my little sick pickle?

Wow, that's quite a setup you got going on.

Oh, yeah, we got my buddy Bakeneko here,

Akkoro Kamui,

Dodomeki and Mizuchi.

I'm just gonna call them all Hello Kitty.

Now let's get you some medicine, huh?

Uppity doodity, bup bup bup bup dit dit!

Right down the hatch.Mmm.

Okay, I'll check on you in a little bit.

Like I want to get better.

Hey, wait a minute, who's missing?

Kuchi Kopi. Gah, the Kuch.

He's only my favorite toy in the world.

If I had a favorite.

Which I don't.

Jeez, I thought we took the air horn away from her.

Did you hide it in your underwear drawer?Yes.

We know about the underwear drawer.

And about your underwear.

Not-so-tighty-not-so-whities.

Coming!

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, good, you heard that.Yeah.

Listen, would you be a lamb and bring me Kuchi Kopi?

I would get him myself, but I'm just so sick and weak.

Sure, where is he?

In the bathroom next to the toilet.Why is he there?

If you must know, mother,

he is my doodie buddy.

Okay.

Well, I'll be right back.

There he is.

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, no.

I dropped Kuchi Kopi in the toilet

and then I tried to rinse him off in the sink

and then I dropped him in the toilet again

and now there's a bunch of water

sloshing around in there.

Oh, Louise won't like that.

Yeah, Mom, that's, like, her favorite thing.

Don't you think I know that, Tina?

Oh, my God, what do we do, what do we do?

Well, we could put rice around it

and put it in the oven.

People do it with phones.Hmm.

We should probably throw some ribs in there too.

Just in case. Mm.

Does anyone else feel kind of freezing

and, like, floaty?

Just me?

Ugh, where the hell is Kuchi Kopi?

Just a second.

Okay, it's at 100 degrees.

So, how long does this usually take?

30 minutes.30 minutes?

That's a half an hour.

Louise'll catch onto us before that.

All right, look, I know this oven pretty well.Oven brag.

So, I think if we just turn it to 200 degrees

for a few minutes, it'll do the trick.

Oh!

I can't go in there by myself.

You guys are coming with me.

What are we gonna tell her?We just got to stall.

I could distract her with an intriguing dance.

Hmm?

Hey, sweetie. Hi. Hi. Hey.

Hi. So, where's Kuchi Kopi?

Right, Kuchi Kopi.

Yes.

Ooh!

Look at him go.

That's so good.

Wait, Louise, is that your medicine?

Um, no. You spit it out?

Don't you make me do the full family hold down.

You wouldn't dare.

How can she be so sick, but still so strong?

Like the economy!

Okay, that's a problem.

Oh, my God, the oven!ALL: Ah!

Oh, my God, the oven to you, too, pal!

Oh, no, we left it in too long.

Maybe it'll be fine, though.

It's not fine.I can fix it, I can fix it!

Ow! Hot Kuchi!

Oh, we're dead. We're dead.

Oh, God. We should just leave.

Town.

Get in the car and go far away.

I'd love to see Ann Arbor.

Okay, okay,

uh, she's all loopy right now, right?

Maybe she won't notice?

Hi. Hello.Hi there.

: You have... Kuchi Kopi?

Uh-huh.

There he is. Kuchi.

Okay, good night!Good night.

Phew.

Good night, Kuchi.

Oh, boy.

It was an accident!

I dropped him in the toilet and then Tina said

we should put him in the oven and then

Bob didn't really know the oven, and then Gene smooshed his face,

so it's all our faults, right guys?

Mm...

Louise, we're so sorry.

Honey, say something.Get out.

Louise, I know you're really angry right now,

and it's a little early to, you know,

have some perspective on this and forgive us, but...

I will never forgive you for this.

Never ever ever!

How about-- what if I...

Get out!Okay, okay!

That went... well.

I can't believe this.

Whoa, I'm feeling kind of flu-zy.

And the room is kind of woozy.

Was that rug always twirling?

'Cause it makes me feel like hurling.

Whoa!

Whoa.Hello.

Wait, why are you screaming?

I thought that was what we were doing.

Well, let's not. Okeydokey.

So I'm gonna go out on a limb

and say I may be having a fever dream.

It's sort of gloomy.

Is that 'cause I'm, I don't know,

mad at my family?

Is that how fever dreams work?

Hey, I say just have fun with it.

Jeez. I got to tell you, Kuch,

it's kind of hard to look at you.

Is it bad?It's bad.

Not in the face, though, right?

Man, my family did a number on you.

We should kill them.Whoa, what?

Too much? Hey, I just remembered.

I have a place here. A time share.

You have a time share in my fever dream?

Yes, it's a beautiful fortress-- there!

You can just see it. Oh, yeah.

Are you looking where I'm pointing?

Yeah, it's, like, the only fortress.

Right, but you're not reacting like,

"Whoa, that's an incredible fortress."

It's very nice, it's very nice.

Anyway...

we should totally go there.

We can be alone, and...

: we'll be safe there.

Safe from what?

Safe from everyone.

No one will hurt us!

Whoa. Sorry.

Yeah. Okay, well, um,

yeah, let's get going.