Night Owls

Does your breath always stink?

Oh, shit!

Fucking clapped that garbage.

You coming?

Yeah.

See that? That's crazy.

Wait, wait.

Slow down.

- Wait. - What are you doing?

I forgot my key.

This is a nice area.

Right?

Do you rent?

Come on in.

- Impressive. - Thank you.

What did you say you did again?

Insider tradings.

Just so you know,

I don't do this that much, like, hardly ever,

so don't be nervous. Yeah, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You have a girlfriend or something?

Because I don't care. It's totally fine.

No, no, I would never... i would never...

you would never have a girlfriend?

No, I would never cheat on a...

so, you have a... do you have a girlfriend?

No, I don't. I was just... I wanted a second.

Why don't we have some wine?

I have wine. Want some?

- Yeah. - Okay.

This is a really nice place.

- Think fast. - What?

God. Where did you get this?

A wine place.

This is like an $800 bottle.

Well, then it better be good.

Whoa.

Just use an opener.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Let's get some glasses.

Hey, hey.

That's some really expensive wine.

All right. I'm good.

- Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm.

There we go.

Mmm.

Not used to...

Shit.

Are you crazy?

What?

Oh!

Jesus Christ.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay!

We don't need to smash everything.

- I'm so drunk. - Really?

I feel like you didn't even drink anything.

Want to go upstairs?

You're the hottest girl that has ever shown

an interest in me before.

Are you latina?

I feel like you're latina.

Shit.

Hello?

Lady?

Crazy.

Okay!

I'm just gonna uber so you don't have to worry about it!

Thank you?

Fuck you.

- Yeah? - Hey.

Peter. How was the flight?

Short flight. We didn't crash.

Real success story. What do you want?

Good. And the hotel's good?

Everybody's happy with the accommodations?

They're super swank, man.

What's up?

I'm in will's house.

I'm sorry?

I'm standing in will's kitchen.

I'm looking at will's family portrait.

I don't... I-I...

Okay, well, you need to explain to me why you're there.

Ii - after you guys left the banquet,

I met this girl, and... and we had drinks

and... and it was going really well.

I think she... I think she... i think she liked me.

And then I went back to her house,

and, um, the only problem is, it's not her house.

It's, uh...

It's will's house.

Where is she now?

Kevin.

You know, at the...

Moment, I don't...

Kevin, where is she now? This is very important.

- I have to call you back. - No. Kevin...

lady!

Hello? Hello?

Peter. Hello?

Oh, fuck.

Hello... oh, god. Hello?

Shit. Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Hey, get up!

Get up! Okay, get up.

Let's go. Wake up.

Come on. Come on.

There you go. Okay.

Okay. Now we're talking.

Did you take some...

did you take something?

Did you take something? Look at me. Hey.

Hey! Wake up!

Hey, Peter.

You tell me what's going on right now.

I'm sorry. I need to call an ambulance.

- Ow. - This girl took something.

- What's her name? - Who cares?

She needs an ambulance.

Calm down. What is her name?

Tell me to calm down, Peter.

Look, I don't know her name!

Well, what does she look like?

She's little. She's got brown hair.

She's... she's... she's pretty. I think she's a latina.

- Is she wearing a red dress? - She was.

Why?

Okay, we can't call 911.

- What? - Is she still breathing?

How did you know she was wearing a red dress?

Is she still fucking breathing, Kevin?

Yes, she's still breathing!

Okay, listen to me.

What I'm about to tell you stays between us.

- Okay. - Tell me that you understand

the severity of the situation.

This can't be shared with anyone.

Uhhuh. Yeah.

I'm serious, Kevin.

Nobody else knows about this. Of course.

About a year ago, this girl seduced will.

Was a huge mistake, one-time thing.

He cut it off immediately,

but she became obsessed with him.

Now, if you call 911, the press is gonna get wind of this.

We can't have that, not this week.

- What am I supposed to do? - Sit tight.

I'm gonna send one of our doctors to you.

In the meantime, you got to make her throw up.

P-Peter, I'm n-not really, um, comfortable with that.

I don't care what you're comfortable with, Kevin.

That's what you do.

Okay.

But don't you think it'd be a lot simpler

if I just took her to the hospital, then...

then they could do what they need to do?

Dr. Newman can get to you

before you can get to a hospital.

The foot guy?!

Yes. He is a foot specialist.

He is also a real physician.

- O... - Oh, Kevin?

- Fine. - One more thing.

This is your clusterfuck.

If she doesn't make it, she was your girlfriend.

Shit.

Here we go. Okay.

I want to apologize.

I don't want to do this as much as you don't want to do this.

Okay, all right.

Uh...

There we go. There we go.

Oh!

Okay, you're doing good.

That's good. That's good.

That feel better?

- There you go. - I'm all better.

- You're good. Good. - I'm better.

- Hey, Dr. Newman. - Kevin, hello.

It took a little trying.

But I got her to throw up, so everything's good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you didn't need to do that.

What?

So, her body's already absorbed whatever she took,

so that didn't really help at all.

Great.

Okay, so what are we dealing with here?

Is it sleeping pills, painkillers?

What do we got?

- I-I have no idea. - Okay.

Uh, look for an empty bottle.

It's probably somewhere close.

Empty bottle.

Just look on the floor,

look behind the toilet, look in the shower.

Just look for that empty bottle.

You'll be just fine. Okay.