Happy Ghost V (開心鬼上錯身)

Hi, Magic, have you been a good boy today?

Oh! I've missed you.

Thank you!

Just a silly old tearjerker!

What about getting dinner for this hungry man of you

Really you have a heart of stone

Magic, you've been a brave boy today.

How about your favorite for my little here?

It's a tiny burned but you'll forgive me!

Kathy How long is it going to be - I'm starving!

Hang on, just coming!

If you really want to eat

Don't just sit here like a bean bag!

Here try this, my special pork chop noodle.

It's the best of world.

It's only bones; no meat & what's the hell do with the noodle?

Add half a pound of salt?

Honey, sugar cubes, salt & a spoon.

Help yourself!

Kathy!

Magic, sit.

Don't be so rude

I'm sorry!

You always said you wanted me to be honest with you?

Just a little advice on ways to improve your cooking that's all.

Where's my earring.

Have you seen it?

Don't just stand there!

God, where's it!

Never mind, I'll buy you another pair!

No, you don't understand.

This was a birthday gift from my mum before she moved to the States.

It's irreplaceable. How can I lose it?

Have you kicked it away when you were watching the football match?

No.

Thanks my little prince.

That dog really gets on my nerves he does

She's a fool for him.

Kathy, this is the most delicious coffee ever.

Don't overdo it.

I didn't make the coffee. It's instant.

You still boiled the water perfectly to make good coffee.

Liar.

You're still angry?

Let me give you a kiss!

My Magic wants a hug?

I think you like that dog a lot more than you like me.

Of course, he's not as phoney as you

I'm wrong if I'm honest and I'm wrong if I exaggerate a little.

What can a guy do?

And you don't make it any easier for me!

Are we good friends, give me some face, OK'?

I've to kiss her.

Maggie, she's my girlfriend alright, why can't I kiss her?

You're quite a rival, shithead!

Get lost, alright?

Not that dog again! What are you doing to Mary?

I'm going to kill you! I'll kill your dog!

Why don't you keep that dog tied up? He's always chasing Mary.

He even brought a bone with him today. He's not very subtle.

I'll cut his balls off.

Magic.

I'm very sorry. It won't happen again.

I'll take care of it, alright?

Haha, well, that's great. Alright, we'll forget it!

Yes, indeed.

Magic, how could you?

She's a virgin!

They're g0ifl9-

It's too late, they're for the chop!

That's the end of your love-life!

I said took him for a walk. I didn't ask you to

I did it for your sake.

Look, he won't be a nuisance any more.

Your neighbor's not gonna complain about!

I have to fly to the States and I want to see my parents.

I won't be back for a week. I'd like you to take care of Magic.

Here's a list of his needs.

He has a can of "Good Boy" dog food in the morning and

He has the dried food at night, exercise at 6 pm.

Don't forget.

Oh yes, Jack, just because I'm not here,

don't think you can drink and smoke with your friends.

You can trust me! I know you don't like it so I won't do it.

Now listen, Magic, you be a good dog.

Let him take care of you for a few days.

If he doesn't treat you nicely, complain to me when I get back.

Don't worry, I'll deal with him, I'll get revenge for you.

Jungle Jungle Jungle

It's so comfort

Big-ass, low down please.

They're arrived.

Go and look at yourself.

That's a girl's style.

My mother has never treat me like this before.

What? Does it mean that I've to obey to your master?

I won't listen, so what?

Follow me.

Ok guys, it's party time.

Let's all get drunk!

Whatever you want, we've got it!

Each for everyone.

Jack, I want it too.

Kathy's only been gone for half an hour

And we're really having a good time together.

But she's left that dog, and he's watching.

PIZZA...

Hey, Magic go away. Leave us alone.

Get away, wretched dog!

He doesn't like all the fun. Take care he's going to report rat on us.

Goaway...

What's all this? Who dealt this damn hand?

Getting ready to lose?

I think I will.

You...

I think he must be hungry. I forget to feed him.

Forget the dog. We're playing a game!

He can wait!

He won't die if he's not fed. I'll die if we don't start.

What's it? Nine.

What nine? Diamond nine.

There's a fire!

My face is on fire.

I must be drunk.

It's a little photo of you and Lucy kissing each other.

Give me back.

Come, you bastard! Hand it over! Come on, give it to me!

Go for it, Jack! Lucy wanted your ass for a long time.

We'll make ourselves at home.

Go & enjoy it!

Hey, drink up!

What are you doing?

Just giving Magic little bit of fun.

Better give him more than that then!

Hey, good show!

The show is soon coming.

What's wrong?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kathy!

I'm Lucy not Kathy!

He couldn't get it up, and I think it's all your fault.

Alright Lucy, why not let one of us do it!

The 2 dogs have gone!

I'm a happy ghost.

You've just saved my temple.

If not for you then all this could have gone in smoke.

Happy ghost never remembers bad things.

But I'll always remember my benefactor.

Now you've saved my temple.

I'm indebted to you.

No matter what it is.

I'm going to give you a reward.

Make a wish!

To be a man?

No I'm sorry.

You want me to change fate.

I mustn't fiddle with destiny.

You've be human 1 day - you've got a lot of karma to burn off first.

Listen it isn't good avoiding karma your know

It always ends in tears.

Listen, what about something else

Wouldn't you rather have a bag of bones?

You sure about this 7

A human?

You're certain?

Alright, and you're totally intent on being human?

I can do it for 49 days, after that it's dog again.

Are you in agreement?

Nice dog. Nice dog!

Buddha Buddha ...

You can't be naked, I'll have to find you something to wear.

No, don't sit there begging. As a man you'll have to stand up.

So, stand up!

You still stand like a dog. Look, put your paws down

Ah, let's learn do talk.

Now you can start speaking, open your mouth and try.

You must talk, not bark. It's quite simple.

You just think & say it.

L...

You're not getting it exactly.

Relax! Alright. Do some different shapes with your mouth.

I'm in . Pain

Now, maybe this'll encourage you.

And what's your name then?

Magic I

That's badge, or is it magic?

Come on then Magic.

Be careful!

You must remember, you can only remain a human for 49 days.

One more thing, don't tell anyone you're really a dog.

It has to remain our secret.

.Or ... ._

You'll be a duck in your next life.

You got that?

You can't pee against lampposts anymore.

You have to go in there.

Do you miss your mistress while she's away?

Yes.

She hasn't come home yet, we'll return.

Magic, being human isn't easy.

Perhaps you've heard of this, that is a man works from sun to sun.