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Murphy's Law of Love
Murphy's Law of Love
Have you ever heard of Murphy's Law?
Known as one of the 20th century Western culture's
three most outstanding discoveries,
it had deeply affected the way of how humans live.
Especially... for me.
How should I say it? I should probably start from that night
when my dad turned off the lights under the raven moon.
My mom did not want to have another baby,
but she accidently became pregnant.
Thinking it was a son, but instead, they gave birth to me.
From that point on, anything that happens to me,
no matter how much I calculate, ponder and decide,
if there exists any possibility to go wrong, it will.
This Murphy Life
had always followed me up until now.
So... you mean...
right now you're going to marry a woman you don't love
but has an equal standing with you in money and social standing?
And... you're also feeling horrible?
Xiao Tong, believe me.
I've really tried for a long time.
But my parents are just like that. I'm really sorry.
Alright then, I get it.
That's it?
Yeah.
Actually, you don't have to apologize to me.
After all, there's no right or wrong in love.
Xiao Tong, don't say it like that.
Just like this top bottle of French Cuq-Toulza champagne.
It'll only taste good if you drink from a hand-made crystal glass.
You can't just pair it with a water glass like mine, right?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
If you're busy, you can leave first.
Okay.
Murphy's First Law
Murphy's First Law. If there are two possibilites, the one that you don't want will be more likely to happen.
It clearly tastes the same.
Guan Xiao Tong.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
It's about done.
Jia Wei.
Brother, we've helped you finish it. I'm going to rest.
We've done all that we can.
It's all up to you now. Good luck.
Okay.
Good luck!
Hey. You're still not leaving? What are you looking at?
You want us to leave just like that?
Of course. It's not like you're the one proposing. - Good luck!
We'll be waiting for the good news! - Okay.
Good luck! Hope you succeed!
Polo.
Polo, you have to root for me today
and hope that I succeed, okay?
This is the ring that I've prepared for Zhi Yu. Isn't it pretty?
It's not for you to eat.
She's come out!
Hello? Jia Wei? Sorry, there was a bit of a delay.
I'll come over now. Bye bye.
Congratulations, Mrs. Ji!
Right now you must be kissing Jia Wei, waiting for your wedding of the century!
You can finally light those proposal fireworks!
Hurry up and send your proposal pictures. I can't wait to make fun of Jia Wei.
Are you here?
Hey, I'm not going over today.
I told you before.
We'll talk about marriage later.
I understand.
Are you proposing to me today because of what was on the magazine?
Then are you rejecting it,
also because of that magazine?
Baby, that movie role is really important to me.
Why can't you just wait one more year?
So to you,
work is still more important than everything else?
I don't want to make things difficult for you either.
It's only that I don't want our four years together
and our future plans
to all turn into a fantasy.
Please don't make me decide right now.
Just let me think through it again. Bye bye.
Jia Wei
Jia Wei, wait for me.
Mom, in the future, no matter what, I'll follow your arrangements.
So can you please not bother Xiao Tong anymore?
New model He Zhi Yu goes on a night meeting with famous director.
The future that we planned together...
Will it not come true?
I originally thought
you would propose to me,
and give me a pretty ring.
But in the end, you just kept saying I'm sorry.
If I didn't think like this before,
maybe it wouldn't have turned out so wrong.
God.
Are you joking with me?
Such a pretty ring...
How could someone not want it?
I want it so bad,
but I can't get it.
Why?
Why is it that if you have money, you can buy love,
but if you don't have money you should be sacrificed?
Why?
From this moment on,
you rich people...
get away from me!
Is this the cab that Miss Guan called? - Sorry, I called this cab.
Hello? Yes. Wasn't it only supposed to be 6 minutes? I've already been waiting 10 minutes.
Never mind! Just help me cancel it.
It's okay.
Using blood and tears, I struggled against Murhpy's Law for 30 years.
God still hasn't stopped drawing up puzzles
to test my knowledge and patience.
Next bus in 2 minutes.
2 minutes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
To get past these challenges,
I practised to shield and cover myself up when there are troubles with Murphy's self-defense techniques.
Empty.
Empty.
Hello?
Guan Xiao Tong, where are you? Boss called to say that the meeting would start earlier.
I'm almost there. It's just one more stop until I get there.
What's wrong?
Hey, Boss said that we have to turn in the report early. What do we do?
Don't worry. I already prepared it.
Later I'll send it to your inbox so you can read over it first.
See you later, bye.
Murphy's Second Law.
Murphy's Second Law. When you bring an umbrella it doesn't rain, but when you don't, it rains.
Attachment: This month's clients' proposal.
Sent
Xin Xin, I already emailed it to you. Take a look. It's in your inbox.
Tell me when you receive it.
Is there something wrong?
Xin Xin, I've already sent it. Take a look. It's in your inbox.
Tell me when you receive it.
Is there something wrong?
What do you think?
Then why didn't you dodge?
Hey, it's not that I didn't dodge, but it's because I couldn't see the car coming with you standing there.
And even if you were to dodge, you didn't have to dodge behind me.
This Miss who had her head down looking at her phone, all I did was take one step back.
It was you who kept shaking and shaking the umbrella and flung all the water on me.
Don't you need to take responsibility?
Fine, if you're going to be like this,
dry cleaning fee. I...
I'll pay for it. Isn't that enough?
Mister, is there something wrong for you now?
Nothing.
Then why are you following me?
Ah, so now you think that every single person who's walking on this street
is following you? Huh?
Renew Divorce Agency
A divorce agency?
What do they do?
Renew Divorce Agency
Guan Xiao Tong. Since I've known you, have I ever seen you not come in wet?
Give us some surprises now and then. I've almost lost the fun in guessing. - Thanks.
Where did you go that you got wet? The weather has been fine the whole day.
Where are my sunglasses?
I brought an umbrella for 27 days, and it just has to rain on the 28th day.
Isn't the purpose of me living, to prove the effect of Murphy's Law?
Yes, yes, yes.
But you still have to take care of your body. Go and get changed. Don't get sick.
That's right.
Don't worry, I haven't gotten sick in three years. How can I get sick from just a little bit of rain?
It looks like God just wants to be opposite of you.
Guan Xiao Tong. The phrase that men can conquer nature doesn't suit you.
I am not confident about handling God but if it is on handling viruses, then no problem.
Although I haven't gotten sick in three years, I've always been prepared.
First drink this. Then an hour later, take this.
I just don't believe the bacteria won't die.
Did it expire yet?
Don't worry. I've been checking every once in a while.
Xiao Ban Bang! Are you stupid? - Oh?
Did you see that a divorce agency opened in front of us?
Of course I have! What do they do exactly?
Who cares what they do? They opened a divorce agency in front of a dating agency.
It doesn't sound logical.
We pursue everlasting love while they care about what they once had in love.
The word 'divorce' alone is unlucky enough.
If boss were to find out, she will be very unhappy.
Balance!
Hey! We are going to be late for meeting. Hurry!
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