Wolf Creek

How about a front wheel wobble, princess? Eh?

Ian?

Pet?

"May 7, 2009.

"A coach driver travelling to Oodnadatta

"reported a vehicle burning fiercely on the surface of Salt Lake.

"It was registered to a Roberto Rosselini of Potts Point, Sydney.

"No traces of human remains were found at the scene.

"A nationwide search failed to locate Rosselini or his companion, Ian Kapsis."

Our guy?

- Come on. Come to Kev! - No!

Come on. Give us a kiss!

Come here! Ah! Argh!

Come on!

Get up!

G'day, gorgeous!

No-one's gonna save you this time.

Come on!

- Come on! Come on, come on! - OK!

- Come on! Come on! - OK!

Are you gonna party with me?

I will if you let me go.

That's more like it.

You hurt my shoulder.

I didn't drive a thousand miles to hear you bellyache...

Where's your car?

Yonder, by the highway.

Get in it and go.

You're not gonna use that thing.

I'm not gonna count to 10. I'm just gonna shoot.

You're full of bullshit... Ohh!

Fuck! Oh!

Oh, shit!

Shit! You... you shot me!

You shot me!

Oh! Oh, look at all the blood!

Ohh!

Oh, Christ.

- Am I gonna die? - No.

Here, press that on.

Go on.

Oh, man, it's throbbing.

Red and throbbing, huh?

Hey! That's me best shirt.

Oh, fuck!

Never been shot before.

Never shot anyone before.

What's your name?

Kevin. Small.

What'd I ever do to you?

Look at you.

Sexy arse.

Silky blonde hair.

Bet it smells real nice.

I should have shot your dick off.

I need to get you to a hospital.

I'm not goin' with you. Make me own way, thanks.

- You can't drive like that. - I'll wait.

Someone's bound to come along.

It's your own fault.

Well, you shouldn't bloody advertise if you're not sellin'!

Dog, come on.

Come on!

Glad you come by.

First human I've seen in hours.

Ah, must be your lucky day. Hop in!

Oh, fuck!

- Boy, I'm thirsty. - Yeah.

Shit.

Ah, don't worry about it. Bit of blood never hurt no-one.

So, what's she look like, this Sheila?

Oh... Long blonde hair.

Blonde hair. Real long.

American?

Yeah. How'd you know?

Good guess.

Pretty hot all right.

That's why I give her one.

- Did you, now? - Had her gaggin' for more.

Couldn't get enough of that good Aussie lovin'.

You know what I mean?

Was that before or after she shot ya?

We find this truck, we find the guy.

All we've got to do is track down every beat-up F100 in the country.

Yep.

Thought you liked long odds.

And what are you doing while I'm doing that?

We go back, check every crime scene they never found a body at.

- Oh! Working hard? - Sprung.

- Kirsty. - Hi, Dave.

- Are you staying for lunch? - Nah, I can't.

Don't take any stupid risks, mate.

Are you sending him on a job?

Yeah. Leaving tomorrow. Gonna be gone a while.

We're supposed to be spending the weekend on Shane's new boat.

One bark for left, two barks for right and straight ahead, no barks.

Too late.

Shit.

I could really use a cup of coffee, and I got a tyre needs fixing.

What part of Ireland?

Excuse me?

Are you from?

County Kerry? Am I right?

Oh, I'm not Irish.

Now, now. I can pick an accent. Everybody around here says so.

Bernie O'Dell can pick an accent.

County Kelly.

Knew it.

- Why the face of the Madonna? - Can ya read?

On an otherwise ordinary night in 2001,

"Wilma O'Dell went to the ladies lavatory with a mop and bucket

"to clean and was struck dumb!

"A pattern had formed on the floor tiles under the washbasin

"in the shape of the face of the Virgin Mary."

Mum. That night changed her life forever.

She had pancreatic cancer, and you know what?

Old cheese kicked on for another 12 years.

$70.50 for that one, plus GST. We take cards. 10% surcharge on Amex.

You must get a lot of visitors.

Busload of cancer patients, once upon a time.

Not many lately.

But... there must be a lot of people, not just tourists.

Oh, everybody passes through the Madonna sooner or later.

Do you happen to know a man who drives a sky-blue Ford truck?

He's a shooter. He's tall, with a big hat.

Red check shirt.

Can't say he rings a bell, but...

Is it still there?

Faded away the next day.

Never returned neither.

I still live in hope.

You gotta, don't ya?

Have faith.

Us Irish, we know that better than anyone.

Thanks.

Hey! Hey!

I got you.

You're safe.

About time. I been here four hours.

Hm? Four hours!

Yeah, I'm good, thanks, brother. Thank you for asking.

Any luck?

Yeah, I got her head in a saddlebag.

Fuck, you're a prick.

Have you any idea how much money we've spent on fuel?

It's worth way more than that gun is.

It's not about the gun.

- Nah? - No, I want her to sing me a song.

What, you carrying a stiffy for this bitch that ripped us off?

- That's unbelievable. - I'll flip ya, all right?

Heads, we go home. Tails, we both go on. Hm?

Heads, we go.

All right.

I'll head east. You go north.

Back here same time tomorrow.

Why can't I go east?

What does it...?

You go east, Kane, OK? You go east, then.

'Cause Mum spoils ya.

You go east.

You're just fuckin' jealous.

Is there anyone within 50km of...

Salt Lake Zero 20. Didn't catch that.

Dispatch, you're breaking up.

A truck driver found a deceased person on East Valega Road.

Sounds like mutilation's involved.

Whereabouts exactly?

Lake Bargo Dispatch, this is Detective Sergeant Sullivan Hill,

Northern Territory Major Crime.

Any objections if I attend? Over.

Cause of death is major blood loss.

That's what happens when you get genitals sliced off.

What kind of psycho cuts off a man's tackle?

Woman with a grudge?

Tell me, you see any vehicles like this in the area today?

Haven't seen that car today.

See any vehicles at all?

Been a lonely road today, mate.

You drive with your eyes closed, do ya?

Petrol, number three.

Hey, you got any tea bags?

Irish breakfast, English breakfast.

Uh, normal.

And what about oranges?

Over there.

Oh!

If it was a snake, it would have bit ya.

I've seen you before, haven't I?

Nuh.

Well, can I interest you in a souvenir pot holder?

- Nah. - Suit yourself.

Hey, ah, I'm looking for a friend of mine. American Sheila.

You know, long blonde hair.

Uh... not bad-lookin'.

Tall.

Nuh. No-one like that.

I never forget a face.

Everyone'll tell ya.

Bernie O'Dell never forgets a face.

- Is that right? - Mm-hm.