Mental

ALL RIGHT, NOW, MY NEXT GUEST IS THE GUY

THAT PEOPLE MAGAZINE VOTED "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE."

AMERICA'S SWEETHEART, MR. NICE GUY,

THE STAR OF THE NEW SMASH-HIT ROMANTIC COMEDY "LOVE MATE,"

LEADING MAN OF MY WIFE'S DREAMS, LIAM McBRIDE!

LIAM!

LOOK OUT!

YES, LIAM McBRIDE.

YEAH!

WHOO!

ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO. HERE, COME ON.

HAVE A SEAT. SIT DOWN.

WOW.

LOOK AT THAT.

WELL...

I DIDN'T GET TO DO THAT WITH HER.

ALL RIGHT, BIG FELLA, TIME TO GET TO WORK HERE.

SO -- SO, LIAM, HOW'S IT GOING, MY FRIEND?

FANTASTIC, MAN. COULDN'T BE BETTER. YEAH, I GUESS SO.

WELL, YOUR REPUTATION PRECEDES YOU.

UH, IN FACT, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE

THAT TMZ HAS YOU LISTED WITH 19 WOMEN IN THE LAST YEAR.

YEAH, THAT'S WILD, MAN.

COMPLETELY WILD. HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S NOT EASY.

YEAH. A-ANY OF THEM SERIOUS?

NO. NO WAY.

YOU KNOW, THEY ONLY WANT ONE THING --

THEIR PICTURE WITH ME IN US MAGAZINE,

AND THEY'RE WILLING TO TO GET IT.

ALL RIGHT.

UH, W-WHAT'S THE NEW MOVIE ABOUT, THEN?

OH, YOU KNOW, SAME OLD CRAP.

BOY MEETGIRL, BOY DIGS GIRL, GIRL DIGS BOY,

GIRL AND BOY HUMP LIKE RABBITS.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, UH, THIS ISN'T CABLE.

W-WE GET THE PICTURE.

NO, YOU DON'T.

SEE, THESE GIRLS -- THEY JUST USE YOU.

I MEAN, EVERYBODY USES EVERYBODY,

BUT THESE NO-TALENT BITCHES --

THEY JUST WANT TO RIDE YOUR TO STARDOM.

WHAT THE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BOOING, HUH?!

OH, THEY'RE JUST GETTING ROWDY.

NO, REALLY, WHAT THE LIAM.

YEAH, YOU -- THE FAT COW IN THE BACK! WHERE IS HE GOING?

IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO WITH ME?!

NO, THE SHOW'S -- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT!

HEY!

OHH!

GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

OFF OF ME!

YOU DREGS OF SOCIETY!

YOU PIOUS SHEEP!

YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS BASTARDS!

YOU CAN'T THINK FOR YOURSELF!

YOU KNOW WHAT?! ALL RIGHT.

YOU, YOU PIOUS -- OH, YOU WANT TO...

THIS OCCURRED APPROXIMATELY TWO HOURS AGO.

WHAT'S HE BEEN DOING SINCE THEN? STUDIO SECURITY GRABBED HIM

AS HE WAS ABOUT TO DRIVE HIS FERRARI

RIGHT THROUGH THE GUARD GATE.

IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE.

THIS IS LIAM McBRIDE, "AMERICA'S WET DREAM."

HE HAS A HISTORY OF SUBSTANCE ABUSE --

PROBABLY ON SOMETHING, MOST LIKELY ICE.

WHEN'S HE DUE IN?

UH, LIAM AND HIS PEOPLE, WHOEVER THEY ARE,

ARE ABOUT TO ARRIVE IN ABOUT...

15 MINUTES.

THAT'S ABOUT 1600 HOURS, GENERAL.

THE MEDIA HELICOPTERS ARE FOLLOWING A BLACK NAVIGATOR

WITH SMOKED WINDOWS.

THAT VEHICLE WILL PULL UP TOHE CURB

OF THE E.R. ENTRANCE.

GOD, THERE MUST BE 100 PAPARAZZI WAITING THERE ALREADY.

THAT'S THE DECOY.

LIAM'S MANAGER, ANDY SOMETHING,

WILL PULL UP TO THE DELIVERY ENTRANCE AT THE SAME TIME.

LIAM WILL BE IN THE BACKSEAT, HIDING.

HOW DO WE GET HIM UP ON THE WARD?

I'VE SECURED AN ELEVATOR FROM THE LOBBY TO THE THIRD FLOOR.

IT SHOULD WORK.

IT'LL WORK.

WHAT IS SO FUNNY?

WE'RE DEALING WITH A MAJOR CELEBRITY HERE.

IN TODAY'S WORLD, THAT'S A FLOOD.

THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE NOT GONNA GET WET.

NOT ON MY WATCH. WHO'S THE ATTENDING?

THIS IS MY AREA.

WHAT AREA? ADDICTION.

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN DIAGNOSED YET.

HIGH CARD WINS. WHAT?!

UH...UH...

PLEASE.

UH...

YES!

KING OF SPADES.

ALL RIGHT, ANY OTHER CONCERNS?

ONCE HE GETS HERE, WE TREAT HIM LIKE ANY OTHER PATIENT.

NO SPECIAL PRIVILEGES.

HEY, UH, WHO'S WHO? I'M ANDY FORNDALE, LIAM'S MANAGER.

NORA SKOFF, HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR. NORA.

I'M JACK GALLAGHER,

THE DIRECTOR OF PSYCHIATRIC SERVICES.

HELP HIM. HELP HIM.

UH, CAN WE GET HIM INTO T WAR

I GAVE HIM A PILL. WHAT KIND OF PILL?

HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW? THERE WAS NO PILL.

IT WAS A BLUE ONE.

[ WOMEN SCREAMING, CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

SURF'S UP.

ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED.

DR. CARL BELLE?

YES, THAT'S CORRECT.

DR. CARL BELLE... WITH AN "E

Woman: DR. BELLE, I HAVE A QUESTION. QUESTION OVER HERE, DOCTOR.

DID LIAM SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT?

HE WAS GIVEN A MILD SEDATIVE. 06.

UH, HE AWOKE SOMETIME BEFORE DAWN, USED THE FACILITIES,

AND THEN WENT BACK TO SLEEP 00 THIS MORNING.

YES.

HAVE YOU MADE A DIAGNOSIS YET, DOCTOR?

THAT WOULD BE PREMATURE.

WE'VE YET TO DO AN IN-DEPTH INTAKE.

IN ORDER TO ASCERTAIN

THE EXACT NATURE OF THE MENTAL ILLNESS OF A PATIENT,

ONE MUST BE...

...PATIENT.

OKAY, OKAY.

THEY JUST CAUGHT TWO REPORTERS

HANGING FROM THE WINDOW LEDGE ON --

OH, MY GOD!

CAN I SEE?

WOW, IT'S STUNNING.

IS IT A SECRET ADMIRER?

NOPE.

ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY?

NO.

ANNIVERSARY OF MY DIVORCE!

OH!

RIGHT!

I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.

IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I PAID FOR IT...

NO. YOU DESERVE IT.

IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE

TO REALIZE I MADE A MISTAKE

AND A BOUT WITH CANCER TO GET ME UP OFF MY ASS.

THE HELL WITH IT.

I THINK WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS.

GIRLS' NIGHT OUT?

WE COULD HIT THE CLUBS.

OH, I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.

WE COULD DO A LUNCHTIME SHOPPING SPREE.

OH, NO, NOT WITH CNN HOVERING,

AND I'VE GOT BARBARA WALTERS WAITING ON...

NO...OH...

WHAT LEDGE?!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HIS MANAGER?

FOREVER.

GOT HIM HIS FIRST BIG BREAK

AND NEGOTIATED HIS LAST $20 MILLION FEE.

HAS HE EVER BROKEN DOWN BEFORE?

YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, LIAM'S AN ACTOR'S ACTOR --

REAL THING -- TOTALLY IMMERSED IN HIS ROLES.

AND, YEAH, SOMETIMES HE MIXES REALITY AND FICTION,

AND HE DOESN'TOME OUT OF IT UNTIL THE PICTURE'S WRAPPED.

THAT'S HIS GIFT.

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

THE AGENCY RUSHED HIM INTO DOING HIS NEXT PICTURE.

HE'S BEEN PREPPING FOR IT NIGHT AND DAY.

HE'S TOTALLY EXHAUSTED. I SHOULD HAVE PUT MY FOOT DOWN.

TELL ME ABOUT THAT NEW MOVIE.

IT'S A TOTAL DEPARTURE. IT'S A SERIOUS ROLE.

IT'S OSCAR-WINNING MATERIAL.

THE PRODUCERS ARE CALLING ME LIKE EVERY THREE SECONDS.

I'D LIKE TO READ THE SCRIPT. UH...

YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, DOC,

IT'S PRETTY HUSH-HUSH.

CAN'T HAVE THE GENERAL PUBLIC KNOWING.

IT WILL JUST BE ME.

YEAH.

OKAY.

AND NOW...

INSTEAD OF MOUNTING BARBED STEEDS

TO FRIGHT THE SOULS OF FEARFUL ADVERSARIES,

ME CAPERS NIMBLY IN A LADY'S CHAMBERS

TO THE LASCIVIOUS PLEASING OF A LUTE.

LOOK... LIAM'S NOT JUST A CLIENT.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. HE'S LIKE FAMILY.

BUT I, THAT AM NOT SHAPED FOR SPORTIVE TRICKS...

WHATEVER YOU NEED.

JUST GET ME THAT SCRIPT.

...FOR SPORTIVE TRICKS,