Good Luck Charlie

Hi, Charlie, there you are.

Nine months old and look how cute you are.

And look how cute I am.

It's your big sister Teddy here,

and I'm making this video diary

To help you survive our...

special family.

Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.

Oh, and there's Mom.

Looking lovelier than ever this morning.

Not in the mood.

Okay. I think you've had enough bananas.

So we're switching to sweet peas!

You're gonna love them. Look, Mommy thinks they're so yummy.

Very smart. Always make Mommy try it first, okay?

Oh, and there's your older brother, P.J.

Doing today's homework at the last minute as usual.

It's not today's homework.

This is yesterday's homework.

There's a chance you two will be

in high school together.

Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work.

He kills bugs for a living.

Honey, come on. We've been through this.

I don't kill bugs.

I'm a pest control specialist.

Either way...

So now you've met the whole family.

Forgetting somebody?

Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you.

I was just saving the best for last.

Charlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe.

You want to say something to Charlie?

You ruined my life.

Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer

to get used to you. You were kind of a surprise.

I thought surprises were supposed to be good.

And... cut.

Okay, gang, listen up.

I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital

for the first time since Charlie was born,

so I want everyone to stay at home

and help dad with the baby. Wait... no, Mom.

I'm not gonna be here tonight.

I have a study date at the library.

Don't you mean "studly" date...

with Spencer?

Oh, save it for your pillow.

I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule.

But, Dad...

Bob! Uh, Dad's not available right now.

Mom, don't take this the wrong way,

but why did you guys have to have another baby?

Well, because three kids was just too easy.

Three's for quitters.

And Teddy, you know better than to schedule

a study date with a boy I've never met.

Come on, as Dad, it's my responsibility

to know every detail of my kids' lives.

Oh yeah?

What school do I go to?

Um... the one named after that president.

Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school.

Let's go. Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.

Come on, let's go. Most important meal of the day.

Never got it. Let's go!

I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? Lincoln.

Got it.

Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!

Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule.

It tells you when to feed her,

when to change her and when to put her down.

Sweetheart, would you relax?

Big Daddy's got this all under control.

Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron

doesn't make it true.

Now if Charlie gets fussy, her rubber ducky will calm her down.

They're all over the place. Please be careful...

they're all over the place. Honey...

You seem to forget I was fully involved

in the raising of three kids.

Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?

July 12th. November 23rd.

Got it.

Good luck, Charlie.

Mwah! Bye.

Bye.

Hey, Dad?

Yeah? I have a homework question.

Okay, fire away.

Can the average human lick his own armpit?

Yeah. Thanks.

So what was that, like a science question?

Nope.

I'll get it. I'll get it.

I'll get it. Nobody else get it!

Hi. Hi.

Hi!

I'm Teddy's dad.

Nice to meet you, sir.

Uh, Spencer and I are studying

for our biology test tomorrow. Are you, now?

Yes. Yes, we are, so can everyone please leave?

Not you.

Teddy. Yeah?

I thought your mom said no study date.

Yeah, at the library.

Oh, right.

Okay, so then you've talked to her about this?

Of course I did.

I mean, I'm... I'm pretty sure I did.

It's just I talk to so many different people

about so many different things.

Why is there a giant bug in your house?

That, my friend,

is the Jerusalem cricket,

better known to the layman as the potato bug.

I'm an exterminator. Here we go.

Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable...

"Bob's Bugs Be Gone"?

Yeah, how do we make Bob be gone?

Okay, you've got homework to do.

I've got a diaper to change.

Hers... not mine.

I ain't that old!

I'm gonna be upstairs.

Gabe... out. Okay, fine.

But when's that hot guy getting here?

Out!

Kids. Yeah.

Oh man, I left my book at school.

Oh, that's okay, we can just share mine.

Is that okay? Perfect.

Good,

cause I'm all about the learnin'.

Let me just grab a pencil. Oh yeah, I might have one.

I think I left my pencils at school.

Me too.

Ladies and gentlemen!

P.J. and the Vibe!

Wow, sounds like you live right next door to that weird P.J. kid.

Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.

He's downstairs...

and he's my brother.

Oh! oh, I'm... I'm sorry.

Yeah, me too.

Wait wait wait! stop stop!

Emmett, you were supposed to open with the downbeat.

Dude, I'm percussion,

let me "percush"!

For crying out loud, guys!

What's up?

Can you please turn it down? We're trying to study.

No can do, sis. There's only one level in rock 'n' roll.

And that is loud!

Whoa whoa. I think we can accommodate your little sister.

Excuse me,

but the band is called P.J. and The Vibe.

So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say?

I... I'm the vibe.

Yeah, I got that.

Oh, so you got my vibe, huh?

I'm gonna be over here.

Turn it down now. You will not censor my art.

I will not be silent!

Hey!

If I have come down here again,

this gets plugged into somewhere else, okay?

Yo, who's she up there studying with anyway?

Is there a second fine lady in the house?

Some guy she's totally into.

I can't believe she's cheating on me.

She's not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist.

No, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.

No, there is no relationship. Yes, there is.

No, it's all in your head! No,

it's not, 'cause even my mom know about it.

Now then, where were we?

You know, actually, I think you were a little bit closer.

All right... cellular respiration.

Do you mind? Not at all.

While we're at it...

what are you doing? Oh! Gabe!

What do you want? Dinner!

Nobody's fed me all day!

And I am still part of this family, right?

There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge

knock yourself out.

All right. Now my brothers are all taken care of.

Good. And there will be no more interruptions.

Teddy! Oh, god!

What do you want?! I need you

to watch the baby for a sec.

No!

No!

Nobody tells Mom!

Come here, Charlie.

Oh, yes.