Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

MR ANDERSON'S BALLS

Hey Butt-Head... like, what the hell are we doing here?

I already told you, dumbass. We're looking for that missing kid.

Oh yeah! Why?

So we can, like, get our pictures on milk cartons.

Then we can get that award money for his capture.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Money! Money! Money!

Cool.

Look what I got!

"Tit-lee-ist".

Cool.

Hey, you boys seen a golf ball come through here?

No.

Tit-lee-ist.

Damn it! I could've sworn it landed somewhere around here.

Tit-lee-ist. Tit-lee-ist. Titicaca.

What?

What'd he say?

I think he said something about whores, and like, junk.

- Whores and garbage, that's pretty cool. - Yeah, you can't beat that.

- Yeah I can! - Dammit, Beavis.

- Don't start with me today! - I wasn't. I was starting with me.

What's he saying?

"Get your rock salt?" What's "rock salt"?

You know, like, doing it.

Oh really?

It seems like, you know, like, like,

like most songs are about doing it, you know?

Yeah.

You got a problem with that, Beavis?

- No. - That's the way it should be.

Oh yeah.

This like... kinda rocks.

Yeah, yeah, like, you know, like... rock salt, yeah.

Okay, Beavis.

Butt-Head, I just saw a girl's butt!

There's a lot of chick's butts in here, Beavis.

No, I mean she was naked.

You're not allowed to show a naked butt on TV.

Well, it looked alot like a chick naked but... that was pretty cool.

Hey Beavis. Check it out!

He's washing his balls.

Yeah. I should do that. Check these out.

Beavis, your balls are filthy!

Go to the ball washer. Now!

Ok, yeah.

You're pulling your head on every stroke. Let me see your bag.

Here, take your wood and try using a different grip on the shaft.

Hey fellas.

I was wondering if you fellas had a few balls you'd like to sell.

Tit-lee-ist.

I'll give you a dollar for those three.

Hey Beavis... we could get rich doing this.

We need to get more balls.

Yeah.

You should have heard what you just said, Butt-Head.

You said: "We need to get more balls".

Oh yeah.

HOLE 9

Now, I know I'm starting to sound like a broken record,

but y'all seen a golf ball around here?

- No. - Yeah, no.

Damn it. Another two-stroke penalty.

I'm damn near out of balls. These things ain't getting any cheaper, neither.

This is gonna be cool.

Yeah.

Damn it!