Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

[MAN SINGING "TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS"]

Proctor, you've been singing Christmas songs...

...for the entire five hours of this stakeout.

Christmas is a good four months away.

If you sing so much as one more note...

...I will shoot you.

Go ahead...

...make my Christmas.

Sir, can we call it a day?

I've got a very good tip that the Wilson Heights Gang...

...is gonna rob the jewelry store across the street.

I thought we might wait at least until they showed up before we call it a day.

- Is that okay with you? - Yes, sir.

I usually read the funnies to my niece on Sunday.

Don't you understand?

It took me a year to get transferred...

...away from Lassard and his band of misfits.

Now that I've got my own precinct, I'm not gonna let anyone screw with me.

It's my precinct. I make the rules.

No one takes so much as a leak without my say-so.

- I have a sixth sense. Sir--

Let me finish. I have a sixth-- - But, sir!

Would you let me finish?

I have a sixth sense when it comes to crime--

But, sir! - Stop interrupting me!

I have got a sixth sense when it comes to crime.

My instincts tell me this crime wave...

...is about to come to an abrupt end.

Hey, you! Hold it!

Hold it! Freeze!

Captain Harris!

What are you doing here?

Well, we're on a stakeout. What's all this about?

The Wilson Heights Gang struck again.

- Where? - There, sir.

Right behind you.

When did you get here, sir?

- Well, we-- - We've been here five hours.

- Shut up, Proctor. - You were here during the robbery?

Of course not. - Yes, we were, sir.

- They came a few minutes ago. - Shut up.

- I tried to tell you. - Shut up.

- Don't you remember? Inside the car. - Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!

Oh, gentlemen...

...you promised me you would have this gang in custody two weeks ago!

Instead, they're making us look like a bunch of-- Uh...

Oh, the ones that are very funny.

The kings have them. Bring me my f-- Fools!

- Making us look like fools! - Mr. Mayor, I--

- I can assure you-- - Save it.

People are afraid. They're taking their business elsewhere.

The merchants are all over me. Some very important--

The ones that-- Feathers are being ruffled here.

And now the governor is involved!

He wants this crime wave stopped immediately.

And he is sending in a special team...

...to see that the crime wave is stopped.

Mr. Mayor, Your Honor--

I think what Captain Harris is trying to say...

...is his department will appreciate...

-...all the help it can get. - Yes. Good. Thank you.

But due to the possibility of a leak in Captain Harris' department...

...the governor chose a team outside the precinct.

He feels sure that they will bring these scoundrels to the--

You know, to the court thing.

Justice! Bring them to justice.

Oh, excuse me.

Hello. Yeah. Oh, send him in, yes.

Thank you, Midge.

Captain Harris, Commissioner Hurst...

...I'm sure you know Commandant Lassard.

Thank you, Midge.

You-- Let me make sure I understand this.

You are going to be working with me.

Side by side.

I feel just the same.

We're very happy to have you with us, Commandant Lassard.

I am sure, sure...

...that you will help us tree these swine.

Your Honor, I have just the men for the job.

Oh!

Now, who wants to go one-on-one?

No.

Heads up, people!

It's Brad. He's such a child.

- Hello. - Nice seeing you again.

- You look lovely. Thank you.

- Do call sometime, we'll have lunch. I will.

- Hello, dear. Hello.

- Hi, Mrs. Stanwyck. - Hi, Jonesy.

Did you ever see such a bunch of stiffs?

Elaine, exceptional event.

Watch this.

[JONES MAKING SCRATCHING SOUNDS]

What on earth is he doing?

[JONES IMITATING ROCKET FIRING]

Thanks, pal.

That should get me through the next hour.

Excuse me.

- What do you think you're doing? - I'm a police officer. It's my duty--

- Do you have any idea who I am? - No, but I wanted to--

I'm Wendell P. Farnsworth.

My brother-in-law's a councilman, I'm a personal friend of the watch commander.

So I suggest we forget all about this little misunderstanding.

- Got me? - But you were parked in a red zone.

- I have to give you a ticket-- - Let me make it clear to you, girl.

Now, get out of here...

...before I have you busted down...

...to crossing guard.

- All right. - You told her.

You got to know how to handle peons, you know what I mean?

What now?

- What's this? - Citations for parking in a red zone...

...more than 18 inches from the curb, blocking a fire hydrant...

...expired registration, no front plate, littering, attempt to extort an officer...

...and willfully destroying a court summons.

Oh, no! My car!

You can pick it up at the police impound after you pay for your citations, boy!

- Morning, son. - Morning, Dad.

Possible 211 in progress in the living room.

- Shall we call for backup? - No. We can handle it.

- Grandpa. - Dad.

All I took is a lousy sandwich.

Good morning and welcome to the Wilson Heights Division.

Now, let's get to work.

This gang has been one step ahead of us.

Now, the governor feels that someone in this department...

...may be leaking.

To guard against that possibility...

...only the people in this room will know our plans.

Now, these boards...

...carry the only information we have...

...about these robberies.

We-- Captain Harris?

Commandant. Thank you, Commandant Lassard.

Though we have dozens of eyewitnesses...

...no one has been able to identify any of these men from our mug books.

We can only assume therefore...

...they have no police records. Three sets of unidentified fingerprints...

...have been found at each crime scene.

But running them through our records has also drawn us a blank.

Whoever these perpetrators are, they're pros.

But they have made one fatal mistake.

They chose...

...my precinct.

Yeah! Yeah! All right! All right!

Ten-hut! Be seated.

- I've been briefing the men, sir. - Thank you, Captain Harris.

Now, in the--

Sir, are you okay? - Get away!

In the absence of identifiable fingerprints and photographs...

...we're gonna have to rely on good old-fashioned police work.

Commandant, I thought you said you had a seven-man team.

I do, commissioner.

- Morning. - Ow!

- Hi, there. Morning.

- Hello. - Hey.

Nice day.

Morning. - Hi.

It's good to be back.

Gentlemen, you all know Sergeant Fackler.

- Commissioner Hurst. Hello there, sergeant.

Now that our team is complete...

...I know we shall soon triumph over our enemies.

Hi. Laverne. Hightower.

- Hi, I'm Nick. Hello.

How do you--? Whoops!

Fackler, get a mop!

A mop.

Evacuate!

Evacuate this room now!

This is not a good combination.

Fire in the hole.

Come on, come on. Let's go. Hurry up.

Where you from originally?

Hm-mm.

You the president?

- You got the key for this? - No.

Okay.

He lifted you out of your chair?

And across my desk, and he carried me into the vault.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. He got away with approximately $190,000.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, suggestions?

I suggest we canvass--

Canvass the entire area with our modified police-artist sketches.

Who knows, we might get lucky.

- The word-- - Word on the street might help.

Listen to the stoolies, maybe put a few men undercover.

Well, Commandant Lassard?

The word on the street...

...might give us a clue.

I think I just said that.

At his age, the memory comes and goes.

Whoops!

Hey, Debbie, take a look at this.

Thank you, Douglas.